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Now, some of you fry guys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll grilled chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Burger Kings are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was The Burger Chef's face, you'll know what to do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_wars
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*sniffs* I Love the smell of fry balm in the morning
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Jun 26, 2022 06:53
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this is my burger,
these are my buns
this one's for grilling,
these are for fun
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Jun 26, 2022 06:56
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private: "We're getting quarter-pounded out here sarge!"
sergeant: "Just stick to the recipe, kid!"
private: *gesturing a cross in front of them* "pickle, mayo, mustard, ketchup..."
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Jun 26, 2022 07:03
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"Open Sesame" being a top secret army password
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Jun 26, 2022 07:05
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the secession wars between Carl's Jr and Hardee's
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Jun 26, 2022 07:07
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a vietnam veteran going berserk screaming that they lost their friends to a patty once in this life already and they won't let it happen again
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Jun 26, 2022 07:11
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hello... again!
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Burger Wars history class homework - please complete this wikipedia excerpt:
Wikipedia posted:
On August 26, 2015, Burger King released an open letter to McDonald's proposing a joint promotion for Peace Day called the "McWhopper", a combination of the two restaurants' signature burgers. The overture was rejected by McDonald's, a response that drew mostly criticism for its tone and the sense of a missed opportunity. Despite the missed opportunity, President Barack Obama ____________________________________________________.
frump truck fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Jun 26, 2022
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The Hamburgler is wanted for his role in extrajudicial killings.
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Jun 26, 2022 14:26
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Snoopy thought bubble: The Burger War I flying Grimace is still on the hunt for the pilot who stole the McDonald's pizza: The Red Baron
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Jun 26, 2022 15:19
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Remember 'burger' is a German word. It means.....burger.
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Jun 26, 2022 20:26
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Dropping the atomic bun on Briochima
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cia connected plans flying untold amounts of foreign special sauce into poor domestic neighbourhoods
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recalling my bay of pigs because i took ham burger too literally
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Jun 27, 2022 19:05
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Paper Crownfields and McRibs
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Jun 29, 2022 22:50
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in the autumn of 1316, King Burger invaded the lands of the MacDonald clan
the war raged so long it was still going when the Colonel rank was created in 1534 just to bequeath it upon Colonel Sanders for his bravery
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Jun 29, 2022 23:40
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we've long been awaiting Emperor Jimmy John to be tried by the International Food Court for dropping mustard in the trenches
His blitzkriegs were freaky fast
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. (Served until 11.)
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