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What is the best flesh???
salami
ham
bologna
turkey
pastrami
chicken
tofukey OP
OP forgot the best one (WHAT THE gently caress)
All together because I am a mega caveman goon
Goku trying not to wake up his dad at night
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Sometimes you just wanna make a sandwich at 1:21 AM with a couple pieces of bread and cheese, maybe a pickle or some chips. Open the fridge, and BAM. The meats are there!

But which one do you pick?

:krust:

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i don't eat meat but it's salami

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


gabagool, or capicola if you're a wasp

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Prosciutto dumbass.

edit: Parma prosciutto. Not that domestic poo poo. *spits on the floor*

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

mortadella with pistachios is good poo poo

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
Ham is basically the little black dress of lunchmeats, a must-have that works with everything. Plus it's made out of butts.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Do I have horseradish in the fridge? Then roast beef. Otherwise turkey, preferably with havarti cheese and some red onion.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Boar's Head low sodium turkey > all

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCuvoRjhoBs

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
just grabbed some ham outta the fridge to eat, hamis pretty drat good but ive been eating a lot more turkey lately cause im being healthy and also need PROTEIN, but pastrami is probably the best one tho OP

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

People.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Vegetable posted:

mortadella with pistachios is good poo poo

It's this by a mile.
Followed by Olive Loaf. Deal with that and then if you want seconds the deli had Deez on sale.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

no head cheese?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

beef tartare.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Serrano

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
ive never had good pastrami from a package but it's the best if you're at a deli isn't that weird

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


beef tongue

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I always liked the term mock chicken loaf.

It just sounds like a horror show.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Doctor Dogballs posted:

gabagool, or capicola if you're a wasp

nah no one says gabagool, its just another way to spot insufferable "Italian" Americans.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Bologna hasn't let me down yet. It's not gonna save the day but it's always just there for me, yaknow?

Naylenas
Sep 11, 2003

I was out of my head so it was out of my hands


Let's give it up for the humble turkey, sliced paper thin and piled up that fancy way

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Why no liverwurst? WHY NO LIVERWURST? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

i don't even really care that much for turkey on thanksgiving but as a lunchmeat it's unquestionably the GOAT

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Big Beef City posted:

It's this by a mile.
Followed by Olive Loaf. Deal with that and then if you want seconds the deli had Deez on sale.

fellow olive loaf enjoyer :yum:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Olive loaf is good but can we please leave the macaroni loaf where it belongs?

The trash please.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
i just looked up macaroni loaf.

:barf:

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

god please help me posted:

fellow olive loaf enjoyer :yum:

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
braaaaaaaiiiins

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
a big fucken Reuben the size of your fist is the best lunch sandwich because you think you're gonna go back to work but then you're all "ow ohh oof owwww i need to take the afternoon off" and then you go nap in the nap nook and then wake up and play some squash and then your boss goes "you shouldn't have had that big fucken Reuben" and to make up hours you go back to work where you make apps for dogs

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
for real. who the gently caress actually eats "lunchmeats" for lunch? day traders?

blue collar guys smoke a whole cigarette in one drag and then eat an egg salad sandwich that's been in a vacuum pack for three weeks, chased by a warm bottle of powerade from a flat on the jobsite. then it's forklift time

kru
Oct 5, 2003

yes

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Corned beef is unreasonably good given its name.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Das Boo posted:

Corned beef is unreasonably good given its name.

it's much better than beefed corn

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

egg

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Idk chorizo I guess

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

From what I've read, those things are Irish. (Mainly the "meat clown" one.)

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Plant based meat to help the environment

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Meat based plant to hinder the environment

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's actually pepperoni. That's the best lunchmeat!

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