What is the best lunchmeat?

What is the best flesh???
	salami
	ham
	bologna
	turkey
	pastrami
	chicken
	tofukey OP
	OP forgot the best one (WHAT THE gently caress)
	All together because I am a mega caveman goon
	Goku trying not to wake up his dad at night

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Okay it's fuckin bugs eat em up for no guilt like Renfield

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Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Corned Beef (European sliced)

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Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

ham salad

# ? Jun 29, 2022 19:23

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This post made me nauseous.

It's my history, and every morning when I return to consciousness I am freshly immersed in the memories.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 19:32

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

It's objectively turkey since I can do so much with it.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 19:37

MyChemicalImbalance: Sep 15, 2007; Keep on smilin'

Ape Fist posted:

Corned Beef (European sliced)

This in white bread, with some brown sauce is my depression sandwich.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 19:42

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Your mom's pussy, OP.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 21:25

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

sigher posted:

Your mom's pussy, OP.

someone already said Tuna

# ? Jun 29, 2022 21:32

Collateral: Feb 17, 2010

sigher posted:

Your mom's pussy, OP.

Donner is nice.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 21:58

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Montréal smoked meat.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 22:01

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Roast Beast

# ? Jun 29, 2022 22:27

Futanari Damacy: Oct 30, 2021; by sebmojo

The Voice of Labor posted:

the paradox is that the reuben is the best sandwich yet pastrami is nowhere near the best lunchmeat

I enjoy a pastrami reuben more than a corned beef. Corned beef is essentially just pastrami that hasn't been smoked, and the taste suffers for it.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 22:32

Doctor Butts: May 21, 2002

Whatever's on sale

# ? Jun 29, 2022 23:47

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Evil Roast Beef

# ? Jun 29, 2022 23:52

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Salami Supremacy

# ? Jun 29, 2022 23:54

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

im not sure about which lunchmeat is the best, but I am sure that pickled onions are the best condiment

# ? Jun 29, 2022 23:56

sporkstand: Jun 15, 2021

send a salami to your boy in the army

# ? Jun 29, 2022 23:58

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Futanari Damacy posted:

I enjoy a pastrami reuben more than a corned beef. Corned beef is essentially just pastrami that hasn't been smoked, and the taste suffers for it.

think about it this way: like, I wouldn't reach my hand into a pack of cold pastrami or corned beef and just start chawing on it. I would, however, totally snag an unadorned, unsandwichified, slice of salami or mortadella and just enjoy every second of munching on it

# ? Jun 30, 2022 00:43

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

The Voice of Labor posted:

think about it this way: like, I wouldn't reach my hand into a pack of cold pastrami or corned beef and just start chawing on it.

I would

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:07

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Liverwurst bitch

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:35

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

liverwurst is good, braunschweiger is even better

# ? Jun 30, 2022 03:35

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Roast Beast

Gimme my loving Christmas presents back you evil green bastard

# ? Jun 30, 2022 04:24

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Evil Calabrese

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

mortadella

# ? Jun 30, 2022 07:32