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 Hey this is Clammy D’s wife. He told me I could post on his account while he was out on some business  . We’ve had a very brief whirlwind romance. He took me backstage at one of his shows for clam strips and anal and let’s just say he knows when he’s found his butt. That man is a human squat rack jeez. Anyways we’ve been in love for a while, and attending some high profile political campaign dinners.Welp, the story is, he won’t do me in the puss because of the abortion thingy. I really just want to get creampied, I want that warm cum dripping down my thighs. So there he is, fresh out of cryo storage, strom Thurmond, and he’s giving me “the eye”. Well, I love clammy but I couldn’t stop thinking about stroms big, saggy, thin and long haired balls, like a bald eagle, patriotic and rugged, but baby smooth and veiny at the bottom. I told clammy I had to take a poo poo, and grabbed strom by his tie on the way into the bathroom. At first he stuck his crooked, thin, pointy old man cock in my rear end in a top hat, just the acrid tip. Easiest 400 bucks I ever made. But then love happened. I felt his bent wobbly old man dick slide all the way into my pussy, his low hanging wrinkly nuts trapped in my inner thighs like a 2 meatball sub. He came immediately, and I was full of his stinky yellow old man sperm, something clammy never gave me. God I wanted to fart so bad but, decorum. I should have, he did, it was just sort of weak little old man putter, I don’t even think it was intentional. It smelled like warm mayo and peanuts. Anyways I let him finish up and I emerged a more confident woman with some of him inside me. Anyways I think clammy knows what’s up, or at least he’s going to find out. Strom, please seek refuge. I need your droopy balls and your thin, bent, hurty dick in me and your thin, flaky skin on me. Please don’t be a hero. Clammy will get tired and come home once he’s lost the scent of your glorious cum. I don’t want to lose what we have together. 
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This is completely batshit even for a Clammy thread
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Jun 28, 2022 17:33
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Lol thanks. 
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Jun 28, 2022 17:34
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the solution to the abortion thing is easy, just bang post-menopausal women exclusively (or be gay, of course, can't go wrong with a classic)
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This is completely batshit even for a Clammy thread
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foofighters_clammy_remix.ogg
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This is completely batshit even for a Clammy thread i read every single word, however
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Reported for account sharing. Cya later OP.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Reported for account sharing. Cya later OP. Lol it’s actually me, clammy, but I wanted to break our romance to gbs in a way that wouldn’t break too many hearts. 
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I am actually butt pregnant with stroms baby and he vows that our lovechild will foster the British reclamation of America, and well, men have NEVER been able to get abortions so aint a drat thing changed g.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I am actually butt pregnant with stroms baby and he vows that our lovechild will foster the British reclamation of America, and well, men have NEVER been able to get abortions so aint a drat thing changed g. Men can have abortions if they’re butt pregnant.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This is completely batshit even for a Clammy thread It was still less gross than Ted Cruz
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I was wondering if Clammy managed to get any xanax yet, I guess this answers my question.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This is completely batshit even for a Clammy thread
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Men can have abortions if they’re butt pregnant. No, the lady at the clinic got really angry with me for asking. DISCRIMINATION MUCH HO JEEZ!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:No, the lady at the clinic got really angry with me for asking. DISCRIMINATION MUCH HO JEEZ! She’s a liar too. I got you, dawg. 
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Jun 28, 2022 19:50
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Men can have abortions if they’re butt pregnant. I aborted my butt ages ago Also my legs no longer work
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Yaldabaoth posted:I was wondering if Clammy managed to get any xanax yet, I guess this answers my question. No I didn’t. Funny story though, my research team found out Strom made a typo on the internet back in 1995, so I had him committed. It’s gonna be a long lonely summer for Clammy all alone in his plantation, but I will get by. He will always be my Thunderstrom. 
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