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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
It’s wicked gay.

Because whenever some guy tells me they like anime, the first thing I picture is them JERKING OFF to hentai.

Totally naked. Hairy chest, but utterly smooth balls. Definitely some kind of prostate toy going in that chili hole. Hard cock getting JACKED.

Don’t force me to think about you SPANKING YOUR MONKEY!

If you watch anime, just simply don’t mention it. There are probably other reasons you shouldn’t tell people you watch anime. But having someone imagining you MASTURBATING with lots of spit and dildos should be at the top of your list.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Projecting OP?

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Actually it's called Japanimation

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Totally naked. Hairy chest, but utterly smooth balls. Definitely some kind of prostate toy going in that chili hole. Hard cock getting JACKED.

you rang?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I watch anime.


I like hentai.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I already don't OP

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Television is for simpletons, I read manga like an intellectual

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Meme Poker Party posted:

I watch anime.


I like hentai.

NOW WE ARE ALL PICTURING YOU TRYING TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

Gross dude.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

NOW WE ARE ALL PICTURING YOU TRYING TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

Gross dude.

OP I believe you are suffering from a condition known as "mad horny". You need to find a way to deal with your feelings in a more constructive manner. Yelling at internet posters about their dicks is not a healthy way to respond!

Have you considered cranking/shlicking it to a nice hentai?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Meme Poker Party posted:


Have you considered cranking/shlicking it to a nice hentai?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I don't watch anime, but I have a hairy chest and smooth balls, and like to jack off with stuff up my butt.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No, but honestly if you watch anime you're a loving deviant.

I'm happy to support any possible place on or off the LGBTQ+ spectrograph of righteousness but reveal unto me that you watch cartoons seriously and bruh you gotta wheel yourself off this train.
No keke no punchee as they say

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I tell people you watch anime. Soon everyone will know OP as that guy that watches anime.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they took my family to the anime camps

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

First they came for the animes, and I said nothing, because I do not watch animes.

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

lipid posted:

Actually it's called Japanimation

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Goku powering up and then whipping some dipshit aliens rear end will never not be cool OP sorry

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

the holy poopacy posted:

I tell people you watch anime. Soon everyone will know OP as that guy that watches anime.

You monster.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Actually a lot of media aimed at guys is gay because most of the time, the main character is another guy and the media glorifies him while treating everyone else like poo poo. Makes it very obvious the media expects guys to oogle ideal ubermen.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Subs not dubs
Hugs not tugs

and always carve in your flesh the name of the anime you just watched

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

What about the arty stuff like Mind Game and Paprika and Perfect Blue I think those are good actually

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op they are legally required to tell people that they watch anime if they're moving into the area

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i don't watch anime - i experience it

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



the only anime I liked was FF14

I played a catboy

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
i have a smooth chest and hairy balls. i dont think this thread is for me. farewell

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you can't spell anime without 'an', 'i' and 'me'

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

It’s wicked gay.

Because whenever some guy tells me they like anime, the first thing I picture is them JERKING OFF to hentai.

Totally naked. Hairy chest, but utterly smooth balls. Definitely some kind of prostate toy going in that chili hole. Hard cock getting JACKED.

Don’t force me to think about you SPANKING YOUR MONKEY!

If you watch anime, just simply don’t mention it. There are probably other reasons you shouldn’t tell people you watch anime. But having someone imagining you MASTURBATING with lots of spit and dildos should be at the top of your list.

I don't watch anime OP, but I do all of this. And you can picture me as I'm doing it right now.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Many scientists say watching anime will get you laid, though some disagree

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mooey Cow posted:

Many scientists say watching anime will get you laid, though some disagree

Some people think only guys like anime, and not girls.


I can assure you this is not true. If you're an anime liker, you can get with an anime liker.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I love watching anime...



...a whole dumpster full of it, on fire! :evilbuddy:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I think some anime is good, but also some anime is bad.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I don't watch anime

Poser username.

On top of being GROSS you’re also a FRAUD!!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
In my peeping tom days I had to make a map with all the anime households in order to avoid them

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Icochet posted:

In my peeping tom days I had to make a map with all the anime households in order to avoid them

drat, wish i had thought of this

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
*I burst into the thread, knocking over the OP in an incredibly embarrassing & emasculating manor. my muscles ripple and pulsate beneath my skintight clothes, which also work to emphasize the growing bulge between my legs. I lower my sunglasses and smirk as the awed gazes of the other posters all turn my way*

Any of y'all seen the last episode of BIRDIE WING -Golf Girls' Story-?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nice honeypot thread, op

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Poser username.

On top of being GROSS you’re also a FRAUD!!!

I know it, but it's how I get my rocks off.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

STABASS posted:

*I burst into the thread, knocking over the OP in an incredibly embarrassing & emasculating manor. my muscles ripple and pulsate beneath my skintight clothes, which also work to emphasize the growing bulge between my legs. I lower my sunglasses and smirk as the awed gazes of the other posters all turn my way*

Any of y'all seen the last episode of BIRDIE WING -Golf Girls' Story-?

I have not. I'm a wait for the season to be complete kind of anime watcher besides Sonarr hasn't even downloaded it.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jun 28, 2022

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I don’t watch anime, I read the manga. Less filler

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Duck and Cover posted:

I haven't watched it yet but it's on my Sonarr.

I’m like three accidental boners away from closing this thread.

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