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as i sit here pondering the parched landscape all around me, baking under our sweltering southern sun, sipping sluggishly upon a tepid julep-the sole sweet consolation remaining to my people-my mind meanders back to that dark day in '65 when the yankees came hooting up the lane, torches in hand, burning everything of value they could find |
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they burned all our shade, and it's been too hot for the last 150 years to plant any more trees
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Jun 29, 2022 01:04
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they burned what little industry was within us, and out of spite we have languished in indolence ever since
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Jun 29, 2022 01:05
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all of grandmother's skirt hoops
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Jun 29, 2022 01:06
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rlly makes u think twice before buying Yankee candles
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Jun 29, 2022 01:12
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it's like the Chick-fil-A dilemma all over again 
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Jun 29, 2022 01:13
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*a canadian, learning that yankee doesn't refer to ALL americans* "hunh, eh"
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Jun 29, 2022 01:48
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those drat yankees
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Jun 29, 2022 02:15
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let me tell you something they didn't burn in 2004: the Boston red sox |
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Jun 29, 2022 03:21
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They burned sage, but not as a spell or anything. Just as fuel for grilling chicken. |
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Jun 29, 2022 04:24
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In baseball the Yankees burn money. Oh you make the playoffs almost every year and currently have the best record in the game because you have more money then god and twice the payroll of half the teams out there? And MLB is raising the payroll soft cap that they already regularly exceed because they can shrug off the cash penalties? Me bitter about them and the Dodgers? Why do you ask?
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Jun 29, 2022 13:09
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:they burned all our shade, and it's been too hot for the last 150 years to plant any more trees Not only that, they burned all our basements, so we can't escape the heat by going underground. |
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Jun 29, 2022 13:43
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big rear end hemp blunts
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Jun 29, 2022 14:04
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they burned muh grits! gotta mix em dry with some butter first, dadgummit!! |
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Jun 29, 2022 16:41
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All my good posts, apparently
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Jun 29, 2022 18:33
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And not just the fence posts!!
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Jun 29, 2022 18:34
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must've burned all the doodle dandies cause i aint seen one in my whole life |
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Jun 29, 2022 19:07
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i often wonder about the etymology of "yankee". an old timey j/o joke perhaps? makes u think
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Jun 29, 2022 19:18
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Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: The yankees burned my homework Teacher:  The whole class:
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Jun 29, 2022 19:45
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Areola Grande posted:i often wonder about the etymology of "yankee". an old timey j/o joke perhaps? i’ll always root for the new york wankees |
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Jun 29, 2022 20:05
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They burned the macaroni. I made pesto for that macaroni! 
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Jun 29, 2022 20:18
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I can forgive them turning all the rails into Sherman's neckties. But I'll never forgive the first bastard who wore one to the ball 'Ironically' and made them fashionable. |
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Jun 29, 2022 21:39
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That big barbecue party they threw in Atlanta got way out of hand, too. |
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from the diary of von drakesing,  Yankee Hunterlo, and forsooth do these dread yanks slip away into the shadows like vampires as my vampire hunting american/british brother has had to deal with. but as they do say, time is a rolex not a stopwatch that i got from this general store that stopped working before it reached counting five minutes. much has been made of the sonic prowess and there has been fanfare about the abilities of these ignorant southerners. however they are not aware that here the most mounted of police do ride astride and valiantly and they do not need to pick up after their horses. but there goes another dread yank, you know them by the constantly bemused expression on their ghoulish faces, editor's note: drakesing stopped receiving payment for bounties after contractors were informed he had been killing anyone born 'below the goddamn yank line at my country's rear end'
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did anyone say candles yet?Areola Grande posted:rlly makes u think twice before buying Yankee candles phew Pahilla the Hun fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jun 30, 2022
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Jun 30, 2022 03:40
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all the toll booths in the south, so we could never have nice roads
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Also all of the bridges, so we can never have safe bridges. |
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Jul 1, 2022 00:14
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i’ll say it, they really burn pepperonis on pizzas little black crispy cups of joy that turn to ash in your mouth
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Jul 1, 2022 00:36
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Pahilla the Hun posted:i’ll say it, they really burn pepperonis on pizzas crispy lil meat coins |
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Jul 1, 2022 01:06
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All our rocks
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Sep 18, 2022 00:51
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:All our rocks They left us nothing but mud and clay
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Sep 18, 2022 00:51
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must've been an awfully hot fire |
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Sep 18, 2022 00:57
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Areola Grande posted:must've been an awfully hot fire . . . not hot enough. |
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they burned up all the dance floors with their jivin' footsteps |
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