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as a kid I remember my uncle gord always would talk about how different things were gonna catch a fat dickin. he never talked about a person sexually catching a fat dickin in front of me, but he would say the raw steaks he was throwing on the grill were about to catch a fat dickin or one of the cars spray painted with “HOOTER PATROL” over the windows at the demolition derby they would run just outside of town he would say hooter patrol is about to catch a fat dickin before it got hit. the rock at wrestlemania would be said to catch a fat dickin or Tony hawk when he went off a ramp would be liable to catch a fat dickin until he landed his trick and you could see uncle gord worried for a couple seconds in case anybody called him out on his bullshit anyways I never told anyone about that but I guess now might be the only time I can share it. my uncle gord passed a couple years ago (he caught a fat dickin from natural causes with me and the rest of his loved ones nearby) but did he really die because I and now you won’t help but think of catching a fat dickin the next time something is going to get hit smashed powerbombed or just get what is coming to it gord you were crude, sure, but maybe that was what the world needed |
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I haven’t thought of my uncle gord since soon after he passed but now I can’t help it he is probably somewhere hoping bam margera gets clean so he can catch a fat dickin should they make even yet another Jackass movie they were gord’s favourite
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Jun 30, 2022 03:56
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rip gord you dumb beautiful animal
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Jun 30, 2022 03:58
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my favorite part of America's Funniest Home Videos was the montage portions where Bob Saget would just relentlessly riff on everyone about how they were catching a fat dickin at their kids' soccer games and whatnot
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Jun 30, 2022 05:01
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he must have seen all kinds of fat dickens in his day some good, like grilling a food others destructive but thrilling in a way you look forward to, like a crash at a car crashing event even those that cause pain and humiliation like the rock losing or mr hawk flubbing one of his tremendous skateboard moves |
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Jun 30, 2022 05:03
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plumber, looking down at clogged toilet : "well, that's a fat dickin you've caught right there. gonna have to go back out to the van to get some tools on this one"
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Jun 30, 2022 05:07
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RIP uncle gord. my sleep schedule this week has caught a fat dickin |
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Jun 30, 2022 05:16
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 no sir, i don't think he committed suicide. i believe he caught a fat dickin. that's my specialty, fat dickins
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Jun 30, 2022 06:21
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Charles Dickens: The Fat Years. |
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Jun 30, 2022 06:35
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the Sum 41 song Fat Lip was originally called Fat Dick, using this use of the phrase which I guess is normal in Canada, but they changed it for international audiences |
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Jun 30, 2022 06:35
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I'd rather have a fat dickin side of me, than a... uh... |
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Jun 30, 2022 07:40
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Escape From Noise posted:Charles Dickens: The Fat Years. a tale of two fat dickins |
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Jun 30, 2022 08:32
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fat dickin boy slim is fat dickin in heaven 
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Jun 30, 2022 08:45
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rip uncle gord. next time i catch a fat dickin i'll think of him
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Jun 30, 2022 11:45
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Jerry: It can't be that bad, George. George: It's even worse. I caught a fat dickin. It was a fat dickin, Jerry! Kramer: (bursts through the door) I came as soon as I heard! Jerry: Heard what? Kramer: George caught a fat dickin! Jerry: I still don't think it was that bad. Kramer: Listen Jerry, you don't just walk way from a fat dickin. It's like Tony Hawk wiping out! It's like losing the demolition derby! It's like grilling a steak! Jerry: What's bad about grilling a steak? Kramer: Just ask the steak! Elaine: Well, personally I wouldn't mind catching a fat dickin now and then. Jerry: Elaine, I don't think a fat dickin means what you think it means. Not in this context anyway. Elaine: Oh no, I know what it means. I just think every fat dickin has a bright side. George: If you find a bright side to mine you let me know what it is! I'm in fat dickin hell! Jerry: Well, even though I still hold that what happened to George isn't that bad, I personally will try to avoid catching a fat dickin. (cut to Newman, chuckling evilly) |
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Jun 30, 2022 14:15
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google THIS posted:Jerry: It can't be that bad, George. lmao
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Jun 30, 2022 14:19
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Dr. Tran is giving away hot dickings I hear |
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Jun 30, 2022 15:41
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me turning my head up to marie kondo, my two hands resting on the shoulders of my motion activated cookie monster ceramic cookie jar: I....I'm not catching a fat dickin marie kondo shakes her head slowly
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Jun 30, 2022 18:55
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leaving byob to become rich when ford starts paying me for all the times I said someone's truck caught a fat dickin but kept on tickin
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Jun 30, 2022 18:56
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marketing manager: okay team, "gotta catch 'em all!" was an extraordinarily effective slogan. punchy, memorable, definitely one for the history books. but times have changed, we gotta sell these new pokemon to a different crowd. they're older, edgier, sassier, more worldly wise. who's got our next winning slogan?? (at the back, a tentative hand reaches into the air)
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Jun 30, 2022 19:37
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look in the mirror and say PLUMP RICHARD five times. you will surely catch a fat dickin
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(wringing my WW2-era officer's hat in my hands) "Ma'm, I'm afraid I have some distressing news about your husband" |
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Jun 30, 2022 19:49
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google THIS posted:(wringing my WW2-era officer's hat in my hands) "Ma'm, I'm afraid I have some distressing news about your husband"
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Jun 30, 2022 19:52
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google THIS posted:(wringing my WW2-era officer's hat in my hands) "Ma'm, I'm afraid I have some distressing news about your husband"
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Jun 30, 2022 20:06
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google THIS posted:(wringing my WW2-era officer's hat in my hands) "Ma'm, I'm afraid I have some distressing news about your husband" "I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake's plane caught a fat dickin' over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors." |
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Jun 30, 2022 21:25
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badass: *pulls back the trigger* any last words before i catch a fat dickin all over these walls? me: actually, it would be more apt to say, "before you catch a fat dickin all over these walls"
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lol
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dick sucking factory employee of the month for June 2022: i am not a costume
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nut posted:dick sucking factory employee of the month for June 2022: i am not a costume
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Mom: if u go out there w/o ur coat again ur sure 2 catch a fat rear end dickin + big ol fat rear end dickin 
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Jul 1, 2022 03:23
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a can of whoop dick
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Jul 1, 2022 04:01
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nut posted:a can of whoop dick dick rear end
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Dr. Honked posted:dick rear end Is this legal? |
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Jul 1, 2022 15:51
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Escape From Noise posted:Is this legal? as long as it's in a can
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check your local bylaws for legislation concerning open cans of dick rear end
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But darling I'd still catch a fat dickin for ya (yeah yeah yeah) |
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google THIS posted:But darling I'd still catch a fat dickin for ya (yeah yeah yeah) [in four part beach boys harmony]: catch a fat dickin' and you're dickin' on top of the world (catch a dickin', catch a dickin', catch a dickin')
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