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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Jon Irenicus posted:

when I got Covid and got the pax my mouth tasted like rotten grapefruit for about five days straight

who tasted it?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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exit the pool or we will start shooting

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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gonna dive into so many barrels of blueberries

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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presidential

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Louisgod posted:

the little bbs are only for target practice, you can buy shells with much larger balls in them. if anything have the shotgun there if you do ever need it and so you know how to use and handle it.

00 buck shot will take out most wild hogs

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Bethamphetamine posted:

he deleted the tweet to get his account back

Smart cause Elliot is loving buff and would kick his pasty rear end. And has superpowers.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Lpzie posted:

when the holodeck makes a holoperson, where do they get all the info from? like, my handsize and my penis shape? that's HIPPA.

no laws in space, lol star owned

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

https://twitter.com/CalltoActivism/status/1542952061783998465

explains why I get an email from trimp every 30 minutes on average

lol trumfp supporters are hand to mouth and gas prices make them broke

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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don’t tell me how to celebrate the greatest countries birthday

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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surprisingly not banned, internment camps

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Daniel Dales Dick posted:

They looked at my president's DNA and they found out it's not DNA, it's USA. THEREFORE, he should announce on the 4th of July.

You can't spell USA without DNA

fact look it up

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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gas stations literally already do this and hope you buy a $2 can of pop so they can eat.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I would do this instead also.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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is this a playstation 5?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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fecal incident is my bands name

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1543311063818575872

the reason why they haven't done this is because they know how badly it would go over and probably do not want to deal with the cool zone breaking out in wealthy suburbs.

cops have no obligation to enforce laws

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Red Baron posted:

correct, they have an obligation to protect private property of wealthy and powerful citizens and/or those citizens

but not you, never you

only your fists can help you now

I’m starting a hop farm I will have an army of alcoholics protecting me

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Lux Animus posted:

On the topic of farting on babies, to my great shame I once unintentionally ashed my cigarette onto a baby's forehead.

To be fair, when you're a parent you probably shouldn't take your baby in a stroller to Vegas and then park them just behind a pack of smokers riding up an outdoor escalator while it's windy.

look babies are good luck

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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a.lo posted:

i ate a whole shareable bag of pb m&ms and now i don’t feel so good and sweating a lot. i am in immense agony. this is the worst. goon bye

you get less of that kind because they have a per serving calories limit

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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he was probably robbed and murdered leaving the bank

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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presidential trfmps Tyme!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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weed is legal everywhere when smoked in a gun

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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neutral milf hotel posted:

use some old bay on that crustacean

this post deserves an empty quote, which I am not giving it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Like waitresses, I agree.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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titty_baby_ posted:

Okay at this point I don't know if I believe you anymore

yeah no way you found a new car for sale

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I say we try it before making wild assumptions, also lose Delaware

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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BUSH 2112 posted:

lol i just had like a two hour political discussion with my boomer dad which is like the most we've ever talked about politics in my life

honestly, i have to say that i'm in a fairly good mood afterwards, like he's still brain poisoned by right wing media, but i think i actually got through to him :unsmith:

I always tell them trump went to Hillary’s wedding and vs versa. it blows their world view

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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hey Denmark trademark USA no steal!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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cops, always been bad

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Rubellavator posted:

there's no way they sell those things together right? like the dude just had one of those tiny cereal boxes that he snuck into the stadium so he could do this, right?

OHIO

Elephanthead has issued a correction as of 00:49 on Jul 4, 2022

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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they ain't makin no families.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I’m going to post more and worse now

I don’t think you can show me

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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WrasslorMonkey posted:

So she’s right?

look I don’t want to have to shovel up so many dead white racists but I will do it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Biden here is your presidential freedom award winner

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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hey send me money I have stoped the libs from taking over Wyoming

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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happy birthdays to this terrible land we call fartica.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I mean it was 100% intentional it was just unintentional that it got press coverage.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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still safer then going to a parade in the USA. Owned British failures!!

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I don't want to do loving math it's a holiday. Mods ban this filth!

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