MLS July MDT: An Apple a day (for 3,653 days)

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Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

First half update.

Drunk Canuck posted:

Who gives a poo poo about defence when we're scoring 4-5 a game

Heeeeeh hehheheh

# ? Jul 24, 2022 01:33

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:09

Backdoor Delivery: Nov 15, 2004; one cool dude

2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

After one game, is it safe to say Bernardeschi has found his level?

# ? Jul 24, 2022 01:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Hold up, how the gently caress does Michael Bradley score a brace in TYOOL 2022? :psyduck:

# ? Jul 24, 2022 01:40

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

whypick1 posted:

Hold up, how the gently caress does Michael Bradley score a brace in TYOOL 2022?

I guess that�s the power of

*record scratch*

Federico Bernardeschi?

# ? Jul 24, 2022 02:40

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Turns out, the only way to get Bradley back into Serie A form

was to bring Serie A here???

# ? Jul 24, 2022 03:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Are you loving kidding me? :shepicide:

# ? Jul 24, 2022 03:12

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

whypick1 posted:

Are you loving kidding me?

it�s true, shaq scored from open play

# ? Jul 24, 2022 03:23

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I'm starting to believe Seattle might never score again this season :smith:

edit: loving FINALLY

edit 2: Some suspect ref'ing perhaps, really don't give a gently caress after what happened against Portland.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jul 24, 2022

# ? Jul 24, 2022 03:50

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh gently caress you ref

# ? Jul 24, 2022 04:17

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

RAFAAAA

# ? Jul 24, 2022 04:42

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Brad Stuver out with COVID-19 :ohdear:

# ? Jul 25, 2022 00:56

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

Brad Stuver out with COVID-19

On a related note:

:laffo:

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:22

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

Wow Austin�s keeper will want that one back.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:22

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I guess Brad Stuver was the good goalie? RIP The Trees

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:24

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

Very nice goal Yearwood

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:34

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Zero shots through 27 minutes is not good!!!!!

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:34

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

wow what a goal by Yearwood

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Everyone predicted this result, right?

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:35

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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SEB

# ? Jul 25, 2022 01:53

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

Don�t know how that shot got through all those legs

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:11

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

The Kids are alright!

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Everyone predicted this result, right?

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:33

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

Oh my god Barlow did a thing.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:33

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

#MLSAfterDark

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:38

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

drat Driussi

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:38

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Sebastian Juicy

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:39

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

What is this game

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:50

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

go on you treez 🥦

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:51

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

drat what a save

# ? Jul 25, 2022 02:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Glad I turned on that game.

Galaxy already up 1-0 with Kevin Cabral (one of the many many many dead weights on LA's roster) tapping home a spilled save.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 03:05

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

let�s check in on LA

# ? Jul 25, 2022 03:17

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

wrong type of tackling

# ? Jul 25, 2022 03:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Really wanna know whose bright idea it was to have a nationally televised game between two of the biggest teams in the league kick off at 11:15PM EST.

I'm pretty sure they did it to spite just me.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:11

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Really wanna know whose bright idea it was to have a nationally televised game between two of the biggest teams in the league kick off at 11:15PM EST.

I'm pretty sure they did it to spite just me.

well they ARE both PST teams so it'd probably have been hard to get around, particularly when you overlap "the time slots FOX is willing to use on soccer"

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:30

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

It's going to be hot as hell in LA, if anything it should have been scheduled for a couple of hours later.

E: apparently it's actually only hot and not insanely hot in LA this weekend, which is surprising for this time of year

# ? Jul 30, 2022 02:03

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallan Invictus posted:

well they ARE both PST teams so it'd probably have been hard to get around, particularly when you overlap "the time slots FOX is willing to use on soccer"

Turns out FOX Sports didn't really give them a timeslot since the broadcast is now on FS2 because a NASCAR truck race is running late.

I know kickoff isn't for another 10 minutes, but ffs

# ? Jul 30, 2022 04:05

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thanks for the gift LAFC

# ? Jul 30, 2022 04:30

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Thanks for the gift LAFC

If he didn't have the own goal, Bruin would have walked it in.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 04:32

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

VAR sparing nouhou's blushes there.

i think it was a handball, but i'm kinda surprised it was overturned

# ? Jul 30, 2022 04:46

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I'm surprised too, but seemed pretty clear that it hit his armband and his arms weren't tucked in.

Totally bailed out Nouhou though, no arguments there.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 04:47

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