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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This started off as a stadium show but ticket sales were so bad they moved it to a smaller building

Cody was the likely briefcase winner but he's dead now so who cares. Maybe the worst WWE card of the year and think of the ground that covers.

A parade of desperate geeks falling off ladders to mostly silence and polite clapping. I'm workshopping a metaphor here for late-stage capitalism, give me time.

Time: 8 p.m. ET

TV: Peacock



Card



Men's Money in the Bank: Seth Freakin Rollins vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Sheamus vs. Riddle vs. Sami Zayn vs. Omos vs. Madcap Moss

Women's Money in the Bank: Alexa Bliss vs. Becky Lynch vs. Asuka vs. Lacey Evans vs. Liv Morgan vs. Raquel Rodriguez vs. Shotzi

Raw Women's Championship: Bianca Belair(c) vs. Carmella

SmackDown Women's Championship: Ronda Rousey(c) vs. Natalya

WWE Tag Team Championship: The Usos(c) vs. Street Profits

WWE United States Championship: Theory(c) vs. Bobby Lashley




Once upon a time MITB was one of the most anticipated shows here in PSP. The times, they have changed.

Benne fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jul 3, 2022

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
what the gently caress is this e-fed bullshit with Sam Roberts and 3 other douches

apparantly Stacey Kiebler won the womens e-fed MITB Ultimate 2 one because she can kick her leg up high

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Was it this year where every match at the Rumble got a WMOTYC nomination? Will MITB 2022 match that feat? Only one way to find out.

Also, I hope all the matches have the dumbest possible finishes.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
chances are high

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Yes hello I am ready for poopoo kaka doody crap

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

paul in the ball

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Oh, I thought the kickoff started an hour earlier, ugh.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Heads up for Australia/ New Zealand goons, Foxtel is airing MITB live on FOX8.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Fox8 punishing 2 countries at once nice

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

Fightful Select has learned the planned match order of WWE Money in the Bank. As always its subject to change

- Women's Money in the Bank

-Theory vs. Bobby Lashley

- Bianca Belair vs. Carmella

- Street Profits vs. Usos

- Ronda Rousey vs. Natalya

- Men's Money in the Bank

Not catching the show since I'm at a UFC watch party. Look forward to reading the thread as it goes on.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Heads up for Australia/ New Zealand goons, Foxtel is airing MITB live on FOX8.

Thanks for the warning.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Hirez posted:

Fox8 punishing 2 countries at once nice

Credlin on SkyNews blaming the new ALP government for this as we speak.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

hello wrestle thread I am completely exhausted and so is my very good dog, he is very excited for this.

I am not.

but he loves wrestling no matter what it is and will be sleeping on the couch, nose against the screen. So, for him, the lad who saves my life every time I almost fall over or my blood glucose plummets to nothing, hope that this will be a good premium live event.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So how many stupid ladder bumps will Shotzi take tonight

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Benne posted:

So how many stupid ladder bumps will every jobber take tonight

Sami def. taking the destroyer from the top of the ladder to the other ladder laying across to the ropes



e: this match is going to be atrocious

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

i hope seth freakin rollins gets to the top of the ladder and shits his pants

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

i feel like i should of kept watching the tour de france replay on peacock

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
The best MITB moments



wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Lacey Evans might have the absolute worst entrance music I have ever heard

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Becky's gear owns

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Asuka rocks.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Asuka loving rules what a waste in the fed

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

:lol:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The Powwwwwweeerrrrrrr? of ROMAN REIGNS

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
I like Eddie Kingston

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

you should of probably of practiced that squat spot to see if you could actually do it first

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
is it just me or is every single spot involving a ladder in this ladder match being botched

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Liv succeeding where Shotzi failed

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Lacey is dressed like The Marine Corps Presents Breast Cancer Awareness Month

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Is shotzi intentionally doing an original NES Metroid Justin Bailey cosplay or is that just me?

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

this is awesome *clap* *clap* *clap*

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


abraham linksys posted:

is it just me or is every single spot involving a ladder in this ladder match being botched

It's not just you, they keep trying a bunch of spots that only like 2.5 of the participants can reliably pull off

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Hurricanrana? Really, the announcers so bad and annoying

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Miching Mallecho posted:

Hurricanrana? Really, the announcers so bad and annoying

Yeah was not a hurricanrana and it was absolutely not beautiful.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

holy poo poo Liv

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

drat that was scary

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shotzi is botching like everything.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol what is happening

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

this is quite the match

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
The gently caress were they trying there

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