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You get the longest weekend! (Unless you work retail.  )Friday will usually be a half day, or even the whole day off. Fireworks (if you like to go to that and sit in traffic for 3 hours when everyone leaves at once) will be Saturday or Sunday. Then, you get Monday off since that's the actual holiday. If you shoot your own fireworks off (and annoy the neighbors and/or set their houses on fire when your amateur setup misfires), you can do it for 3-4 days in a row if you want! Anyways, Happy July 4th, the day the entire world celebrates their independence.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o10x-kTRvWA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Upcqg5mbg
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July 4th is pretty cool. But now we have the technology to play the screams of shot dying children at high volume throughout all our cities and celebrate what the country truly values freedom wise so I don’t know why we still do fireworks? Imagine 4 whole days of screaming! Truly American.
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Jul 3, 2022 01:24
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Where’s the holiday to celebrate the British? Should be July 5th so everyone can deal with their mixed emotions. Poppers and cheesecake and leftover fireworks.
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Jul 3, 2022 01:33
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Happy america day!
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Jul 3, 2022 01:53
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Tuesdays are for funerals.
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Jul 3, 2022 02:04
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I saw a meme that said "Someone in the United States has no clue that this is their last weekend with all ten fingers." Talking to my ER nurse friends...this is very accurate. Happy (and safe) 4th!
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Jul 3, 2022 02:15
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https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Jul 3, 2022 02:47
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Some Guy From NY posted:I saw a meme that said "Someone in the United States has no clue that this is their last weekend with all ten fingers." I hope it's me, I hear you get a tax break for claiming less than 10
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Jul 3, 2022 02:52
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I feel like you should get the 4th+5th off, it sucks when the 4th is before a workday cause it's a celebration you obviously wanna stay up for. Should be like a new year's eve celebration kinda situation imho.
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Jul 3, 2022 03:09
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Ah, July 4th, the day where everyone forgets their rights and selves are being taken away because of hot dogs, flags, and miniature (and otherwise) explosions. I don't think there really is a more American America Day. God bless you insane motherfuckers.
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Jul 3, 2022 03:22
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gently caress NATIONALISM!
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Jul 3, 2022 03:41
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Tuesday is going to be absolutely lovely. I'm down for three days off, but gently caress~drat it!
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Jul 3, 2022 04:54
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I cant wait to not go to work
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Jul 3, 2022 04:58
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I think that the best day for the 4th is on the 4th because it'd be really hosed up if the 4th was on the 22nd or some poo poo!
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Jul 3, 2022 04:58
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Chief McHeath posted:I think that the best day for the 4th is on the 4th because it'd be really hosed up if the 4th was on the 22nd or some poo poo! 
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Jul 3, 2022 05:09
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On Monday:
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Jul 3, 2022 05:13
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lol Remember the giant Trump boat parade and people's poo poo was like sinking hahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjZ2Xex2PnI
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Jul 3, 2022 05:20
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AHH F/UGH posted:lol Remember the giant Trump boat parade and people's poo poo was like sinking hahaha This made me happy.
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Jul 3, 2022 05:35
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Took the whole week off because gently caress going in on Tuesday after this bullshit, impossible to get a decent night sleep on the 4th, assholes up at all hours setting poo poo off.
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Jul 3, 2022 07:02
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Good morning Grandpa
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Jul 3, 2022 07:40
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i’m gonna be celebrating “no wait please take us back” day
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Jul 3, 2022 08:15
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Monday is always a half day. You don't actually start work until mid day and then roll over a lot to Tuesday. Tuesday and Wednesday is is a mess but you sort your stuff out and push a few things further into the week. Thursday is the only real work day. Friday is a fake work day where you just turn up and re-arrange your desk.
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Jul 3, 2022 08:58
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Maybe if you work at the circus, you clown
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Jul 3, 2022 11:55
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Where’s the holiday to celebrate the British? Should be July 5th so everyone can deal with their mixed emotions. Poppers and cheesecake and leftover fireworks. whatever day they burned down the white house
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Jul 4, 2022 00:18
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All the cities/towns near here doing fireworks shows are doing them tomorrow night, save one. That just seems dumb. Do it tonight so people can recover and grill out tomorrow and stuff, not stay up super late to watch them and have to go into work the next morning, what the heck... Also it's supposed to storm all night tomorrow, which has been predicted for some time, too, so there's an additional 'why not done' component.
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Jul 4, 2022 00:22
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Welp, people were gonna do their poo poo a day early after their whole a-team got smoked, and the b-team is the munitions supplier, and they’re out of stock, and they are currently testing some of their c-team, so I got the whole c-team, but even if there’s some left the b-team doesn’t have poo poo for them. Then they have their two gangbanger alternates that they’re putting leverage on and who have agreed to something in conversation but have not committed yet (still a reason) and their gluten bonded pile of bodies from failed tests that take X amount of time to render on a hot network terminal (hoping hackers will help them render slower) to shut down my internet, and then that’s it. We always get caught up for extra days on the “wait he really good guy, he do nothing wrong” poo poo and the dead soyboys on the terminals 
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Jul 4, 2022 01:21
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I used to be a "just shut up and grill" type of guy but nowadays celebrating america seems oddly morbid.
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Jul 4, 2022 06:35
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Big Beef City posted:All the cities/towns near here doing fireworks shows are doing them tomorrow night, save one. Agreedo
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Jul 4, 2022 07:02
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I have ro go to work at 10pm tomorrow, and I work next to the balloon fiesta park so I have to go to work at like 8 to beat the fireworks traffic that will be getting out exactly when I need to be there. It's gonna be pretty stupid!
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Jul 4, 2022 07:40
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I dont have to go to work in the morning 
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