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 Pending completion of all the requirements, of course. I will be 36 in 2024. I think this is a good idea. Questions?
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What do you think of the effort to replace the phrase “lift yourself up by the bootstraps” with “lift yourself up by your rear end in a top hat”, OP?
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funeral home DJ posted:What do you think of the effort to replace the phrase “lift yourself up by the bootstraps” with “lift yourself up by your rear end in a top hat”, OP? Holes don't have ontological existence. Hate it.
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Jul 4, 2022 04:01
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how do you pronounce it? al-eff-weer? al-eff-whir?
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Jul 4, 2022 04:08
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:how do you pronounce it? al-eff-weer? al-eff-whir? The second one
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Jul 4, 2022 04:09
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DrowningInDreams posted:
many. first how do you feel about walls, and who will pay for them?
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Jul 4, 2022 04:16
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:many. We're going to build four walls and a roof for every American and make the NIMBYs pay for it. Possibly with their blood.
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DrowningInDreams posted:We're going to build four walls and a roof for every American and make the NIMBYs pay for it. Possibly with their blood. I'm sold
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Jul 4, 2022 04:20
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Will you make it legal for non-US citizens, like myself, to run for President in the future? Preferably I'd like to not have to go anywhere, if I can run some sort of viral meme campaign from the comfort of my home in Australia to become the US President that'd be nice.
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Jul 4, 2022 04:23
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syntaxfunction posted:Will you make it legal for non-US citizens, like myself, to run for President in the future? why would you want that?
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Jul 4, 2022 04:26
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What is your stance on hentai
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:why would you want that? Because I would immediately step down and make people panic cause they didn't plan on it lol My VP is a puppet that gets murdered thirty minutes before I step down. Every member of my cabinet was actually made up.
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syntaxfunction posted:Because I would immediately step down and make people panic cause they didn't plan on it lol just making sure you had a plan
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Jul 4, 2022 04:29
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That's cool OP I will vote for u
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Jul 4, 2022 04:29
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how many dr seuss books would you ban?
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OP after glancing through your rap sheet it's obvious you're mentally ill but it seems to be kinda harmless? I haven't found you wishing death on anyone or anything yet, at least. So I will vote for you. And if you can introduce me to some faerie otherkin (I am super lonely) I will also do my best to commit voter fraud for you, should you wish it.
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Jul 4, 2022 04:33
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syntaxfunction posted:Will you make it legal for non-US citizens, like myself, to run for President in the future? Everyone with more than 1k twitter followers is eligible for the presidency. Devils Affricate posted:What is your stance on hentai It is not real porn and thus always moral
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Jul 4, 2022 04:39
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Bad Purchase posted:how many dr seuss books would you ban? I would ban every book not committed to the blockchain prior to the first year deepfakes become capable of generating false versions of books on command. William Henry Hairytaint posted:OP after glancing through your rap sheet it's obvious you're mentally ill but it seems to be kinda harmless? I haven't found you wishing death on anyone or anything yet, at least. Please no voter fraud, that's game theoretically irrational. Also I wish violence on people constantly, just not along tradition political or social lines.
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Jul 4, 2022 04:42
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are you going to make an amendment or a sanction? and if so, why?
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Jul 4, 2022 04:42
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I’ll vote for you OP.
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Jul 4, 2022 04:43
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:are you going to make an amendment or a sanction? and if so, why? Yes. Because Caesar crossed the Rubicon, and we all have our own Rubicon to cross. Thank you everyone for your support.
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Jul 4, 2022 04:43
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What's your stance on pyramids?
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Jul 4, 2022 04:44
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I am surprisingly dumb, but, I know a lot of big words. How will will you make me, a white male, with brown hair and blue eyes, feel welcome in America?
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Would u ban all the mods????
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DrowningInDreams posted:Yes. Because Caesar crossed the Rubicon, and we all have our own Rubicon to cross. gently caress, marry, kill Caesar, Pompey, Mark Antony
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Jul 4, 2022 04:46
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DrowningInDreams posted:It is not real porn and thus always moral What about the voice actors that have to make all those weird squealing and whimpering noises?
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What's your stance on pyramids? Great for creating jobs. Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am surprisingly dumb, but, I know a lot of big words. How will will you make me, a white male, with brown hair and blue eyes, feel welcome in America? I will destroy America and replace it with a new, better America made of computronium. AGI will optimize your lifestyle for optimal barbecue to beer ratio or whatever other factors are of value to you.
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Jul 4, 2022 04:48
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DrowningInDreams posted:Great for creating jobs. beer is a factor I take into consideration
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Nooner posted:Would u ban all the mods???? I would put them on probation. Turnabout is fair play. WILDTURKEY101 posted:gently caress, marry, kill gently caress Mark Antony, marry Caesar, kill Pompey Funky See Funky Do posted:What about the voice actors that have to make all those weird squealing and whimpering noises? Look, if Catholics can declare that fish aren't meat and that Capybara are fish then it follows logically that Hentai isn't porn. It's God's rules.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:beer is a factor I take into consideration We're going to create mobile microbreweries and put them on every street corner. It will be like Mao's Great Leap Forward for steel production but for beer. And successful.
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DrowningInDreams posted:We're going to create mobile microbreweries and put them on every street corner. It will be like Mao's Great Leap Forward for steel production but for beer. And successful. trump said if Hilary Clinton won there would be a taco truck on every corner in America. Can you make that happen?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:trump said if Hilary Clinton won there would be a taco truck on every corner in America. Can you make that happen? That's already the case in San Jose. If we can do it in one city, we can do it in every city. That's just logic https://www.dragonslovetacos.com/. DrowningInDreams fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jul 4, 2022 |
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Jul 4, 2022 05:11
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DrowningInDreams posted:
Do you think you can give Nancy Reagan a run for her money as biggest cocksocker in the White House?
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Jul 4, 2022 06:07
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who will you bomb first?
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Wall Balls posted:who will you bomb first? *I reach my hands into my anus and volunteer my goatse*
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Jul 4, 2022 06:30
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watch alephwyr start a loving war!
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Can I gently caress the dragon from your flag? Edit: or be hosed by it?
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Can we pack the court with dragons if you win
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Oh god…
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Can I gently caress the dragon from your flag? This
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