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DrowningInDreams posted:
Will you restrict firearms, as the United Kingdom hasn’t had one yet.
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OP how do u respond to the allegations that you're a "poo poo tier poster"?
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If I vote for you and you get elected may I have a nuclear warhead with a 1mt yield with no questions asked please?
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DrowningInDreams posted:We're going to build four walls and a roof for every American and make the NIMBYs pay for it. Possibly with their blood. The conspicuous lack of doors in your wall plan worried me. But then I remembered that I don't live in the US and now you got my full support.
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DrowningInDreams posted:
Why not replace all the platform points with: "gently caress YOU AND gently caress YOUR MOM". Short, memorable, pithy and would appeal to much the same demographic.
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Why put usher in the singularity, what about trey Songz, or H.E.R, or any other rnb artist?
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DrowningInDreams posted:
I didn't read any other post in this thread so I'm sorry if this has been addressed but none of these seem like good ideas, op.
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Wall Balls posted:who will you bomb first? Florida Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Can we pack the court with dragons if you win It is inevitable Karol-Man posted:Will you restrict firearms, as the United Kingdom hasn’t had one yet. No. Universal gun ownership for anyone who won't probably immediately shoot themselves or others.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If I vote for you and you get elected may I have a nuclear warhead with a 1mt yield with no questions asked please? Yes, but it's use it or lose it with a one year time limit. Big Beef City posted:I didn't read any other post in this thread so I'm sorry if this has been addressed but none of these seem like good ideas, op. Maybe leave the thinking to people who follow up assertions with arguments
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What's your thoughts on psychedelics re: putting large amounts into the water supply?
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What if you ran on a platform of 'doing good things for people that makes them happy', whereby I mean 'doing things that make me specifically happy' ie giving me a lot of money, free time, and drugs.
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dr_rat posted:What's your thoughts on psychedelics re: putting large amounts into the water supply? San Fransisco is already a mass experiment with psychedelics and their primary impact has been to make a certain class of tech professionals insufferable while worsening the mental health problems of people with psychotic disorders. If psychedelics have a use case it's for people with PTSD or for hikkikomori maybe, perhaps alongside MDMA. It's certainly not for everyone. Big Beef City posted:What if you ran on a platform of 'doing good things for people that makes them happy', whereby I mean 'doing things that make me specifically happy' ie giving me a lot of money, free time, and drugs. Donate enough to my campaign and we'll make it happen.
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DrowningInDreams posted:Please no voter fraud, that's game theoretically irrational. Also I wish violence on people constantly, just not along tradition political or social lines. So that's a no on introducing me to some fae other kin or...?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:So that's a no on introducing me to some fae other kin or...? Hang out in my Twitter circle for a week and you'll find some.
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If you elected, will you legalise bestiality, I’m tired of being a criminal 
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what is your stance on the High Elf Problem
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still waiting for an answer wrt dragon loving im a single issue voter so no answer, no vote 
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R.L. Stine posted:what is your stance on the High Elf Problem we've almost got it figured out
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R.L. Stine posted:what is your stance on the High Elf Problem Dragons maintain unconditional friendship with High Elves. We are not going to impose a redline for them in their response to the Dark Elves. In unrelated news thanks for reminding me to buy Raytheon stock
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what's ur stance on duality
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As a dragon President, will you return the US to the Gold Standard?
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How will your lizard brain inform your legislative strategy framing a burgeoning AI industry ?
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do you have a piss tape?
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Would you promise to use eminent domain to make me owner of Something Awful so that I may encourage toxic rules and posting, so as to passively generate wealth with bans and account recoveries. My ultimate goal is to become yet another absentee landlord. I wish to keep the traditions alive here.
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kntfkr posted:what's ur stance on duality Opposed redshirt posted:As a dragon President, will you return the US to the Gold Standard? I think we should switch to lithium just to keep things interesting. Right now we have the petro-dollar. If we switch to the lithium dollar it will create a whole host of new and interesting problems. digitalist posted:How will your lizard brain inform your legislative strategy framing a burgeoning AI industry ? Since software is eating the world it is higher on the food chain and thus deserves more rights than the meatbags Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:do you have a piss tape? I don't have sex really, so no Nelson Mandingo posted:Would you promise to use eminent domain to make me owner of Something Awful so that I may encourage toxic rules and posting, so as to passively generate wealth with bans and account recoveries. My ultimate goal is to become yet another absentee landlord. I'm entirely indifferent. Pay me and I'll do it.
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Sorry, Neil Kinnock made it impossible to ever take another Welsh politician seriously again.
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Do you have any weaknesses? Like a missing few scales on your belly, or an enchanted arrow?
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Itt I'm an Alephwyr political fanatic now, and have always been.
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Alephwyr is strong. Strong on national defense. Strong on economy. He's strong. And he's my friend.
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redshirt posted:Do you have any weaknesses? Like a missing few scales on your belly, or an enchanted arrow? I have severely compromised epistemics, executive function, and charisma from psychosis and possibly autism.
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Will u be rapping this at your inauguration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgqbjlUp35U
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It seems like we haven't had a new amendment in forever. I can't support anyone that doesn't have any new amendments in the works. Also we haven't had a new canal either. You need to give us at least two amendments and three canals.
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covidstomper58 posted:It seems like we haven't had a new amendment in forever. I can't support anyone that doesn't have any new amendments in the works. Also we haven't had a new canal either. You need to give us at least two amendments and three canals. 28. Corporate Superpersonhood: Corporations formally have rights above and beyond those of normal people, including voting rights proportional to the number of times their total income can be divided by the average US income. 29. Universal Unqualified Immunity: Anyone carrying a gun now has the same rights as police officers, namely the right to use unlimited force or commit any crime as long as that exact same thing hasn't provably happened before Obvious Canals: 1. Lake St. Claire to Lake Huron canal 2. Lake Superior to Hudson Bay canal 3. Mobile to Jacksonville Canal, to turn Florida into an island (and eventually a penal colony) 4. North Bay to Carr Inlet Canal, so that Seattle/Tacoma can maintain access to the pacific in case of threats by the Canadian Navy
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DrowningInDreams posted:28. Corporate Superpersonhood: Corporations formally have rights above and beyond those of normal people, including voting rights proportional to the number of times their total income can be divided by the average US income. Those are terrible canals! I want canals that the average American can use to make long distance travel on a paddleboard across this gratest of nations. A national highway system of canals for paddle powered traffic, with cute coffeehouses and cafes to stop at and affordable lodging along the route.
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covidstomper58 posted:Those are terrible canals! I want canals that the average American can use to make long distance travel on a paddleboard across this gratest of nations. A national highway system of canals for paddle powered traffic, with cute coffeehouses and cafes to stop at and affordable lodging along the route. That's what personal airships are for. I am not in the pocket of Big Canal, sir. The only canal related interests that correspond to the national interest at this time are those of the yacht owning class, and they want to go from one big body of water to another big body of water, NOT to have a whimsical journey of self-discovery and social slice-of-life exploration across a diverse and beautiful nation.
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DrowningInDreams posted:That's what personal airships are for. I am not in the pocket of Big Canal, sir. The only canal related interests that correspond to the national interest at this time are those of the yacht owning class, and they want to go from one big body of water to another big body of water, NOT to have a whimsical journey of self-discovery and social slice-of-life exploration across a diverse and beautiful nation. Someone stop this sick filth.
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DrowningInDreams posted:personal airships say more
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RavenousScoot posted:say more We're going to deregulate all air travel below 3000 feet. Really this is just so the people who want to make automated drone delivery and short hop transit happen can do that, but there's not an easy way to do that without accidentally making it really easy to build your own personal flying vehicle and that's ok. We've already got the insurance companies on board with this since "dirigible collision" isn't included on most policies and thus this represents an easy stealth handout
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DrowningInDreams posted:We're going to deregulate all air travel below 3000 feet. Really this is just so the people who want to make automated drone delivery and short hop transit happen can do that, but there's not an easy way to do that without accidentally making it really easy to build your own personal flying vehicle and that's ok. We've already got the insurance companies on board with this since "dirigible collision" isn't included on most policies and thus this represents an easy stealth handout well you didn't even claim responsibility for that, but I'm ready to start knocking on doors for you regardless if I get my own mini blimp / hoverbike
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RavenousScoot posted:well you didn't even claim responsibility for that, but I'm ready to start knocking on doors for you regardless if I get my own mini blimp / hoverbike We support your accidental freedom at all times
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