I'm announcing my candidacy for presidency

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I'm announcing my candidacy for presidency

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Would you promise to use eminent domain to make me owner of Something Awful so that I may encourage toxic rules and posting, so as to passively generate wealth with bans and account recoveries. My ultimate goal is to become yet another absentee landlord.

I wish to keep the traditions alive here.

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Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Itt I'm an Alephwyr political fanatic now, and have always been.

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Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Alephwyr is strong. Strong on national defense. Strong on economy. He's strong. And he's my friend.

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