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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
it's like palm hash, the secret is getting as many skin cells and as much sweat into it as possible.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Ror posted:

would try the smushlog

You can have it, no problem

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

That looks delicious.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:

That looks delicious.

:mods:

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

alucinor posted:

A restaurant in my husband's childhood hometown burned down. I regret missing an opportunity to sample their gradient of gravy.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJCCaK_Gif0

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

oh yeah did anybody post this hosed up loaf from reddit?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
You've heard of lava cake but how about lava bread?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Yeah, cause I'm gonna lava it alone.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



zedprime posted:

You've heard of lava cake but how about lava bread?
Doesn't much look like it's made from seaweed though

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Martha absolutely has to be doing this as a bit.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Food photography in the "furtive dick pic" school.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

drk posted:



its... flamin hot cheetos taco egg rolls

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hasn't Martha Stewart been taking implausibly terrible pictures of food for instagram for years or something?

Like she's decided to Shatner herself

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Data Graham posted:

Hasn't Martha Stewart been taking implausibly terrible pictures of food for instagram for years or something?

Like she's decided to Shatner herself

If she's eating that food I'm sure she's Shatner panties.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Captain's log, supplemental.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Brawnfire posted:

Captain's log, loose.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Martha has a poster's soul combined with a boomer level understanding of cell phone photography. She knows what she's doing and loves every moment.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





zedprime posted:

Martha has a poster's soul combined with a boomer level understanding of cell phone photography. She knows what she's doing and loves every moment.

Her food photos aren't just bad, they are deeply unsettling in a sort of Lovecraftian cosmic horror sort of way.
She's a great cell phone photographer if you consider that she wants to make restaurant food look like ancient monsters from the depths of time.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

The end result looks kind of like one of those suet balls you leave out for birds in the winter, but long.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
What IS it? Sesame seeds, a fried dough stick, and ???

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I think maybe the dough stick looking thing is a dried half plantain? Maybe?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

What IS it? Sesame seeds, a fried dough stick, and ???

There's some thai black glutinous rice, which is semisweet.


The outside seems to be the shell of what's usually a sesame fried mung bean ball.



Desert Bus posted:

I think maybe the dough stick looking thing is a dried half plantain? Maybe?

Those are youtiao donut sticks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j86Qqtbuzw4

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



yeah what Runa said. It looks like it'd be delicious but also a massive carb bomb that'd make your blood sugar shoot out of your eye sockets

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

yeah what Runa said. It looks like it'd be delicious but also a massive carb bomb that'd make your blood sugar shoot out of your eye sockets

You say that as if that’ll stop me

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons


big boba

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

you bite into one and it's filled with hundreds of little ones.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



7-Eleven announces the launch of hot dog flavored sparkling water.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!




Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

"details to be revealed April 1"

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
sorry i hate fun

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Noba thanks

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


I'd pop those balls in my mouth.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Elviscat posted:

I'd pop those balls in my mouth.

This is how much boba I want when I say extra boba

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
big boba big life

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
are they rectal use only boba?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Please don't give the internet ideas, proctologists have enough work as it is.

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.
E: wrong thread

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

teen witch posted:

big boba big life

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


thinking about my final moments of life as I flop around on the floor like a fish with a billiard sized boba lodged in my esophagus

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