Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Rotisserie chicken accident from a Facebook friend:

My mom was cleaning our attic and found a cheese sandwich packed for lunch in a jacket my brother last used when he was 10.

At the time she found it my brother was 34.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2022 09:28

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:15

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Zero_Grade posted:

From the link, a picture that belongs in this thread:

This plate is not a plate of honor

# ¿ Aug 3, 2022 15:33

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:

Have a scoop

whipped fish

# ¿ Oct 14, 2022 10:08

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

IBroughttheFunk posted:

# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 16:46

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Honey, are you OK? You've barely touched your Jizzle

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 21:47

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Elviscat posted:

A food vending operation sells a prepared version of food for more than the ingredients would cost at a supermarket? How do I get in on this scam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

# ¿ Feb 19, 2023 21:59

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Alhazred posted:

That's right, chips that tastes like orange and chocolate!

I've eaten a bag, since I'll try anything once, and in Norway you pretty much have to try new stuff right away because it will be immediately cancelled in order to give back the shelf space to brands that have been unchanged since the 70s.

The orange chocolate flavor is surprisingly well executed. The bag did last me almost a week though, which is 6 days, 23 hours and 40 minutes more than a bag of chips usually last for me. I will not be buying it again.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 20:25

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Every Volkswagen car is the wurst car.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 07:41

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I'm a meat lover, and I've eaten shittons of delicious great high quality amazingly flavored food that just happens to be vegetarian. The reason it was good was that it was trying to be good food, and not trying to be something that it wasn't.

I've also eaten vegetarian sausages, burgers, wings and pulled pork that sucked rear end, because the meat replacement was nothing like meat.

In conclusion, vegetarian food is a land of contrasts.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 10:01