Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/TheCartelDel/status/1542556385812021248

i have eaten tis before and the "curry" is curry powder thrown on top

i no longer remember what i tasted, it was a memory shelved forever in the nowhere space

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i honestly do not understand why using oreos and biscoff as ingredients for other desserts is a thing

# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 06:24

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rydiafan posted:

Are you equally confused by Graham cracker crusts on pies?

You see anyone doing this with Graham crackers?

AARD VARKMAN posted:

a/t from Thai

# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 16:30

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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1555593298986795009?t=rZ_pdGf0saJm1ifZr4_yRQ&s=19

# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 04:05

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Just discovered the Japanese have made strawberry mapo tofu. Chinese captions say "now we understand how the Italians feel"

https://twitter.com/shucaileibaozha/status/1379470626495205376?t=W3VYFOxI3gf8ozzy2iPjpg&s=19

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 12:23

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Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/baBmehs.mp4

lmao at "that's an igloo!"

# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 16:14

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oh i saw this recommended when i was planning to go to Tokyo in 2020 (then the pandemic hit). It's this place:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSC7Diz-Ypw

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 09:03

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https://i.imgur.com/SYlQUJa.mp4

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 17:00

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Qd5VZgl.mp4

Legit lol irl

# ¿ Aug 21, 2022 10:01

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Dear God of course it's on goldbelly

# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 12:01

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# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 01:43

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Zero_Grade posted:

very distressed by how this doesn't work with the theme song. this got reported for (paraphrasing) "demanding readers to pronounce the last word as 'chi-eeps' " i ought to perma you for this. am mad.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 05:57

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Hotermelon

# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 14:20

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the amount of oil used for that egg seems a bit insane to me, i think you can use less to make even a thai-styled omelette. the result did come out ok though it just screamed wasteful to me

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 08:04

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https://twitter.com/LSDFridge/status/1575216225092706304?t=_FQcf89X75-PNKRJpK4E_w&s=19

# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 14:09

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Butterfly Valley posted:

Everything after this post was wrong so I'll just complete it from there with the right answer:

...are by and large poorly educated simpletons whose exceptionalism means they're surprised and weirdly fascinated by the idea that English can be natively spoken in different ways.

Write better next time pls, :thanks:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 09:12

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This just came up on SAD, and will be a cross post in several threads of pyf. If you have items that are on imgur you want to keep, now would be a good time.

https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1648883351233896448

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 06:39

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https://twitter.com/tattyhassan/status/1667305189710381057?t=MlVHin3RlQKwZkxamj8eTA&s=19

# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 14:51

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One time I had to attend a buffet for work purposes and I saw a guy dump a whole dish of sweet and sour pork onto his own plate. Then he licked the empty dish and put it back. I left the place hungry

# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 02:00

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SLOSifl posted:

Lesson learned. Have you ever wanted something you can only have once? And didn�t do it?

That guy doesn�t do that. His only regrets are measured in quarts.

Recently my partner�s uncle died, and it�s likely that you are as close as I was. He was in the Marines (liquid soldiers) so they did a rifle salute at the service. Oldest people I think I�ve ever seen. The priest literally hung himself. Huge twist and absolutely ruined the service.

So we�re at this hall connected to a fire department catered by my parter�s uncle�s sister�s son�s cousin�s (my partner) caterer and it�s all milk. Every hot plate or hotel pan, five or six separate stations at the reception, it�s all milk.

You take a plate and go up the line and someone asks �milk?� and they dump it on a shallow plate. Next one, same thing. So I have this plastic plate lapping at the rim with milk and the four people in line ahead of me start puking, not doubled over just standing there. That set everyone off. I joked that the uncle �at least didn�t die drowning in puke like the Titanic� and it turned out he did.

Makes me not want to RSVP to the next one.

Guess I�ll never know if the chicken parmesan was good and I�ll die with that hole.

You! You were the one who licked the plate!

# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 14:17

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I'm sure this is a legitimately delicious dish but I do not know what it is meant to be

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 12:47

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

https://twitter.com/supreetkay/status/1707600492656746806

There are more in that thread incl stuff posted by others https://twitter.com/TrushSparrow/status/1707830932063871140?t=595XLj6TA28PSSDpXKWNmA&s=19

https://twitter.com/_mrpussy/status/1707889284844331503?t=wavSw3iseQB2pEir1xzoQQ&s=19

# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 13:30

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# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 02:44

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https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1767797094046482615?t=Po3jtIVuAzb1FhvOj8FdQA&s=19

Reversible sunny side up

Bougainvillea flower omelette

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 11:32

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it appears @WahyuYordan is doing cursed food everyday for Ramadhan. Here's a pandan-infused omelette

https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1768120890838118633

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 07:15

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Imagine fasting all day and getting a cursed egg for iftar.

https://twitter.com/WahyuYordan/status/1768900295525056754?t=hoRqgxj2Z5QthusF8Qpn0A&s=19

Fried Indomie instant noodles, with oreo cookies

Dates on cucumber, a healthy menu

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 12:50

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yeah what Runa said. It looks like it'd be delicious but also a massive carb bomb that'd make your blood sugar shoot out of your eye sockets

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 03:33

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https://twitter.com/yakabikaj/status/1780601741832306804?t=bRObD99VtHcrHJ-DgRbr-g&s=19

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 00:45

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Why am I refused from attending the summer harvest pork omakase?

# ¿ May 7, 2024 07:54

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What on earth is that even

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