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Antigravitas
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They heard people shouting "gently caress the pigs" and thought people wanted to literally gently caress the pigs.

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would

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Mon Dieu

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Haifisch posted:

They put an entire garlic clove in. :popeye:


:getin:

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Where is your god now?

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VictualSquid posted:

I never got around to trying the pizza pasta when it was on sale. How does it actually taste and look inside the package?

The picture on the box is actually remarkably faithful to the finished pizza. I find it quite salty. Can't really compare the taste to anything. It's like the platonic ideal of carbs?

have, would, will

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Lmao at that probe. :discourse:

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I expected more fart noises.

Also note how they left the paper in at the very beginning.

I don't get the appeal.

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It started as a good Kumpir but they overloaded it.

And yes, Kumpir is good and you absolutely want it in you.

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Germany has gone too far, again.




And we'll do it again

(That's not even proper Döner meat, lmao)

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Probably because the input dataset doesn't have normal food in it. Good food in -> good food out.

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The most confused would

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Iron Crowned posted:

That's cum isn't it?

That, or Eierlikör, which is a euphemism for cum, so…

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LifeSunDeath posted:

OH WHAT THE gently caress

Did you make that or is it like a thing already? WTF?

Lmao, I saw it recently and scrambled to find it again because it fit perfectly.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberk%C3%A4se

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Lache meinen Arsch ab.

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Sometimes you've gotta go with a salad to keep things healthier



Junge,

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Now I want some Matjes…

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Yes please, and thank you.

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There's some serious fuckery going on with those Fischbrötchen. You wouldn't find most of those in the wild. Like, who the gently caress eats Stremellachs like that? You put Graved Sauce on it. Curiously absent is the Aalbrötchen (smoked eel).

Anyway, now I want a Fischbrötchen, dammit. I have to wait until market day to get some if I don't want to take a trip through the city…

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There's something really funny about tourists getting bullied by seagulls.

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Would absolutely and with gusto.

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CzarChasm posted:

The weird mushrooms are whatever.

What's the onion and chive ice cream in the back?

I hope it's creme fraiche. In which case, would even harder. Put that on the pizza.

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That's a Weihnachtsmarkt.

I wonder if you can get some Lebkuchengewürz or Glühwein with your Döner.

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You don't understand. I mean with your Döner.

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Desert Bus posted:

1 60 watt incandescent light bulb
1 full grown Robin (the bird) swallowed live and whole
enough ketchup packets to have ketchup packet poops
1 giant glob of wasabi
1 6 pack disposable razors
1/4oz weed

I tried making this but I couldn't find weed or whatever an oz is, so I substituted with thyme.

My guests didn't like it very much, but I think the recipe shows promise and I'll try again.

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Lmao, I've had my share of embarrassing baking mishaps, but I have no idea how you manage to do that.

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Pretend I posted the Grilled Cheese Copypasta. :v:


My boss at my old workplace ordered a special whiskey for me during a work lunch. It was a very wide glass with a little of very hot whiskey, and a coaster on top keeping it sealed. You'd remove the coaster before taking a sip.

I'd describe the experience as deeply unpleasant.

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There should be a rule that the people who order things like this have to finish eating all of it before being allowed to leave the location.

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There are plenty of people with Ostalgie who buy this kind of stuff. An extremely Goodbye Lenin product.

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Lib and let die posted:

cooking videos like this leave me kind of sad.

people like her and that Kay lady are obviously incredibly passionate about food, they have some general idea of a theme for composing a dish, but lack the technical understandings of cooking that really make a dish come together.

Is there a Channel Awesome of Cooking? Just wondering.

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