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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

stereobreadsticks posted:

This took me a minute to get. In fairness, we have been talking about Sweden and shark coochie is not something that would surprise me to see on a Scandinavian table.

Do you prefer your cloaca pizza with or without prunes?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cyberia posted:

I bought chicken stock flavoured icy poles from the pet store once and my dog liked them but they smelt intensely salty in a way that was deeply unpleasant. I'm sure similar treats calibrated for humans wouldn't be as salty but I think they'd still be pretty gross.

You didn't try it? Food for pets should be WAY LESS salty than for humans, mostly because of body mass

Also I'm nearly positive you can't actually smell salt (as in NaCl) in food so I'm not sure what you were detecting

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FFT posted:

Could just be association with the way stock smells.

Yeah this is probably it

Bullion cube concentrated flavor dust smell also tracks for a lot of dry pet food

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hirayuki posted:


Unrelated: What was the variety of Andy Capp's fries that the thread likes/misses so much? This gas station in Bermuda had to have four or five varieties.

I LOVED the basic/original ones, I think they were called pub fries?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Poopelyse posted:

these remind me of the desert pizza from Cici's Pizza that I absolutely loved as a kid



I can really taste how much flavor that doesn't have at all

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Real life mildly embarrassing public lol when I scrolled down to this

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

The Queen eating escargots without butter, garlic, wine, or heat

Definitely Gollum's best riddle

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AARD VARKMAN posted:

What y'all think this tastes like

https://i.imgur.com/HTfqOM7.mp4

I'm actively trying not to

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dumb but would




Which is what I wish a woman would say of me

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I'm gonna carbonara you a new one

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ToxicFrog posted:

Wait, what do you think carbonara is?

A funny word

And not a red sauce, so

But yes I know drat well what it is

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dickin' tender

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:


"Uh you know what, I'm actually on a double diet today, no food at all. Thanks though"

I'm on a triple diet, I refuse to even contemplate that image

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Everything I know about baba ghanoush I learned from watching MXC




So, nothing really

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Fettuccini Awfuckno

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

That just used to happen back then.

Spontaneous degeneration

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:mad:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The vag yam is impressive

But don't sleep on the balls and anus yam next door

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I was reading down the ingredients and went full :catstare: when I got to mineral oil

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mandatory lesbian posted:

Hashbrowns are usually topped with cheese and a sauce.

:bigwhat:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's like being on the is it chocolate game show

Some rear end in a top hat is watching you eat sticks and gingerly bite rocks and laughing as they count your money

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pizza BIG

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That's just a Chicago pizza

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I've had some pretty runny yum yum sauce tbh

I understand if you eat a lot of avocados it can help

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

uber_stoat posted:

pick your peasen.


I bet he can really taste the peaness

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
creamed chicken and waffles? :mad:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

axolotl farmer posted:

Pennsylvania Dutch style. Not kidding.

That's my maternal ancestry and I've never heard of it

Not saying you're wrong but dang I feel implicated

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There is only one way to enjoy things

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiggum posted:

Americans looking at a rissole: This is a sausage.
Americans looking at a hamburger: This is a sandwich.

A nation of lunatics.

Rissole is breaded, no?

I think you've made an error

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Well I guess you know better than Google

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Well I wasn't using image search but even some of yours are breaded


I think it's just a regionally variant term, like sausage

And no Americans involved!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

von Braun posted:

”sausage without the casing” is some perverted abomination. a sausage has a tubular shape! otherwise it is just a meat lump

In this case "sausage" is a collective noun for the meat, much like "popcorn" or "grits"

This is distinct from "A sausage" which describes one link (or patty)

You'd never say "a popcorn" or "a grit" (unless you are a lunatic)

sausage is just a word with multiple related meanings and uses

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"One piece of popcorn"

Or one kernel, but that usually refers to unpopped

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

A popped corn

This sounds like a podiatry issue

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shooting Blanks posted:

What? "a corn" is a type of squash.

You butternut start this in here

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiggum posted:

Originally? How else would you make it?

I just call door dash and tell them to deliver it straight into the garbage

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Isn't it just scrapple?

Scrapple is pale, almost white

Like the ghost of spam

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I knew this conversation was reminding me of something, like a splinter in my mind


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What a coincidence, I basically am a 600lb chocolate cube

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Doritos are the worst chip and every variety pack is full of them :rant:

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