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Looks like the nerds are doing some Big Science poo poo again. Whays going to happen, is ut gonna asplode the whole universe? Maybe. Is it going do something else? I dunn, im not really sure what it is even supposed to be doing, maybe so.eone can explain in the thread The point is thay its name looks like large hardon collider which is very funny https://www.npr.org/2022/07/05/1109742531/cern-large-hadron-collider 
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They're researching quantums, op It's not going to blow up the universe. Almost definitely
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Every time they turn on the LHC it fucks with people's brains and gives them dementia, that's why things have been getting shittier since 2010.
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Jul 5, 2022 22:04
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Are they looking for specific stuff that's been predicted, or smashing things together and exploring the bits?
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Yaldabaoth posted:Every time they turn on the LHC it fucks with people's brains and gives them dementia, that's why things have been getting shittier since 2010. They've added a sign telling everyone to stop putting their head in the atom tube when there's an experiment on now so hopefully that'll stop happening
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Jul 5, 2022 22:08
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did it ever make those microscopic black holes that people were terrified about becoming a doorway to hell?
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Jul 5, 2022 22:10
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:did it ever make those microscopic black holes that people were terrified about becoming a doorway to hell? No you are thinking about popular video game franchise Doom
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Jul 5, 2022 22:12
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Hell yeah let's collide some large hardons!  
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The Bloop posted:They're researching quantums, op They using the LHC to do time travel so they can take over the world I saw a documentary all about it.
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Jul 5, 2022 22:15
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hell yeah let's collide some large hardons! i'd love to but my stimulus package ran out
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Jul 5, 2022 22:27
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god i hope it explodes me
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Jul 5, 2022 22:29
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i've got a quantum butthole and they're going to fire some atoms into my gape and see what happens
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Jul 5, 2022 22:50
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Large Gaydron Collider
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i'm colliuding my hardon straight into your rear end 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vPYu7Ln9oM This plays as all the energy from the Large Gaydron Collider enters my body and I become Dr Manhattan
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Jul 5, 2022 22:55
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sorry op i only wanna talk about frotting
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Jul 5, 2022 23:07
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I wonder what would happen if they loaded up a couple of pieces of poo poo in that thing. Or a piece of poo poo and a drop of piss. Or like a Cheeto and a booger. 
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precision posted:sorry op i only wanna talk about frotting I recommend starting a thread titled "Large hardon collider ***about frotting not science"
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Jul 5, 2022 23:13
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GET YOURE LIMP DICK OUT OF MY rear end SCIENCE! 
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i've got a quantum butthole and they're going to fire some atoms into my gape and see what happens I always know where your butthole is or whether something is going in or out of it, but never both at once
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Jul 5, 2022 23:23
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I just remembered one time they had to shut the LHC down because a bird dropped a baguette down one of its air vents lol
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quick reminder that staff at the particle collider pretended to ritually sacrifice someone which I find weirdly reassuring  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CERN_ritual_hoax
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I wonder what would happen if they loaded up a couple of pieces of poo poo in that thing. Or a piece of poo poo and a drop of piss. Or like a Cheeto and a booger. i work at the large hadron collider and the user manual explicitly forbids inserting poo poo and or piss into the machinery. boogers and cheetos are ok though.
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The Bloop posted:When hardons collide Powerman 5000s reboot album lookin good
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naem posted:quick reminder that staff at the particle collider pretended to ritually sacrifice someone which I find weirdly reassuring You have to use aspects of the Trimurti if you're working with particles and atoms and stuff. That's just science. The Abrahamic traditions lack the fine control you need at the atomic scale.
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whats the deal with Vics Vapodrops???? i mean Vics VapoRub is a good to jerk off with but i cant figure out how to use the VapoDrops to jerk off with???? i cant find any recourses online. i have cherry flavor if that makes a difference. plz help, tia 
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Seth Pecksniff posted:god i hope it explodes me i like your new mod icon. i asked for a while long ago to get something different, instead of the grenade. can we do that again?
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when one subatomic particle loves another subatomic particle veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrryy much, it c̷̳̀̈́̾̕o̵̺̐̍̾̑̊̓͑̏̄̊̈͝ĺ̶̖̪̱̗̄̊̿͒͂̈́͑̾̄͝͝ĺ̷̢͔͔̫̼̰̙̬̜͙̗͔͍̠̉͆̇̽̐̎̈̕͝͝͠å̷͖̣̳̫̮̫͖̼̦̼̳ṗ̶̡̠̣̤̦̠͑̆̉̽̇s̸͚̜̝̗̲͍̫̣̼̰̪͆̈́͛̈́̇́̓̅͑̈́̕̕͝͝ȇ̸̡̨͕̺͖̜̥͒̀̚s̸̨̛͕̬͔̺̭̤̜̱̬͕̞͋͊͐̈̀̊̃̓͐͆̀͜ ̸̱̺͙̝̒̆̐̌̕̚͝͝i̴̧̛̙̱̜̭͈̯̺̹͔͋͐̍́t̸̥̯̠̯͕̰̋̄̀4̶̙̻͓̇̊͊͆͆5̵̛̦͚̘̝̙͍͕̌̔̄͗͋͆̈́͘s̸̲͍̜̺͖͚͍̻̠̫̄̏̌̌̌̕͜ ̶̠́̾̈́̈́͒̑̐͋̍͋͝ͅẅ̷̢͍͓̠̺͇̙̅v̸͎̪̝̙̫̣̘͇̑̎̽͝ŗ̸̣͕̙̩̹͎͙̐͗͛͒͠͝͠k̴̨͓̙̪̰͖̹̭̊̾̇̉̋͋͗́͝4̴̳͕̭͔̣̺̬͕̿̔͂̍̏̅̽̆́̈́̓̽̚͘͝-̵͎̦̟̮͙̝̞̙͖̹͋̈͐̒̈̍̀͒͋͘ͅ ̸̺̪͚̦̭̜̹̮̈́̽̂̂̒̾̐̔̊i̷̳̜͍̗̘̯̞̤͉̫̗̞̙͜͝=̷̛͔̂̍̎̍̆̈́̊̔͝͝/̸̤̖́̊̈́͒̋̈͝ͅ ̵̨̛̮͊̉̎̈͑̌̉͋̿͝+̷̢̮̤̗̖̘̖̰̖͎̥͕̂̍̑ͅͅ-̸̧̼̫̞͔͔̰̰̭͈̼̼̊̂̿͂͝0̷̫̰̉́̽͂͝.̶̛̮̄̽̆̔̚
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naem posted:quick reminder that staff at the particle collider pretended to ritually sacrifice someone which I find weirdly reassuring right. "pretended". sure.
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The LHC was built to search for the smallest particles in the universe and they found OP’s dick & balls lol
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I hope they make some stranglets that consume the earth op.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The LHC was built to search for the smallest particles in the universe and they found OP’s dick & balls lol i think op is a girl, op
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Imagine coming up with such a lovely theory that the only way of figuring out if it was right or not was to build a huge trillion dollar machine and then after a few decades when it's done it's like "yeah guess it was more or less right what do we do now?" "Dunno, build a bigger machine maybe? I dunno  "
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scientists keep dancing aroun the truth: the fundamental unit of reality is not a bit of matter, or a particle, it is information
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precision posted:scientists keep dancing aroun the truth: the fundamental unit of reality is not a bit of matter, or a particle, it is information Its human life. Which is all we have. The fundamental element of reality is our existence and anything else is entertainment at best. The stars are and should always be a dream.
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Its human life. Which is all we have. every day i realize that i was born this morning and i'll die when i go to sleep. the "me" of tomorrow will be a stranger in my own body. today is all "i" actually have.
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I really want to dangle my balls right where the 2 particles collide
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