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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Its human life. Which is all we have. This would suck because it means reality would become a reflection of humanity's lovely beliefs and moral codes, and then simply cease to exist when the last human dies instead of finally being free.
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Jul 6, 2022 15:42
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precision posted:scientists keep dancing aroun the truth: the fundamental unit of reality is not a bit of matter, or a particle, it is piss Agreed
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Jul 6, 2022 16:35
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imagine the dogs doobie could have popped out with a vent hood as powerful as lhc
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flubber nuts posted:i work at the large hadron collider and the user manual explicitly forbids inserting poo poo and or piss into the machinery. boogers and cheetos are ok though. What about a purse full of tampons and big floppy dildo? 
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Good morning, and welcome to the CERN transit system. This automated train is provided for the safety and convenience of the LHC research facility personnel. The time is 08:47. The outside temperature is 34°C with an estimated high of 40°C. The LHC compound is maintained at a pleasant 20°C at all times.
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Yaldabaoth posted:instead of finally being free. 
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Jul 6, 2022 17:05
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precision posted:every day i realize that i was born this morning and i'll die when i go to sleep. the "me" of tomorrow will be a stranger in my own body. today is all "i" actually have. going from moment to moment it's only due to your memory telling you there is a continuous experience - a 'you' that persists through time - that you believe that there is an "i" for today, even. all you really ever have is the current moment and even that, if you imagine slowing down time enough, light takes a measurable amount of time to travel from one part of your brain to another, it's not a singular cohesive whole but a tremendous amount of different bits that work together well enough to allow an illusion to paper over the cracks and present a unified self. so even in the current moment there is no "i" *sticks head back into LHC beam*
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Jul 6, 2022 18:32
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Hard on like a boner lol 
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Jul 6, 2022 18:36
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dr.acula posted:I really want to dangle my balls right where the 2 particles collide the two infinitesimal particles colliding are you're balls op!
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Jul 6, 2022 18:57
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we don’t allow particle collisions in this house, mom’s rule
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Jul 6, 2022 19:04
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Just a couple bros hanging out doing bro stuff, MAYBE our hadrons collide a little bit by accident, that kinda stuff happens all the time no big deal bro
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Jul 6, 2022 19:08
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gettin' higgsy with it
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Jul 6, 2022 19:10
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HOG collider (Hadron Of Girth)
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Jul 6, 2022 19:33
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It’s actually a tiny hardon collider and they just talk about how large it is to compensate because they’re insecure. You’re not fooling anyone, euro-nerds.
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Jul 6, 2022 19:58
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I wish the hadron collider made funny sounds while it was running
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Jul 6, 2022 20:26
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Our reality will crash like a lovely videogame due to us loving around with the source code with the LHC.
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Jul 6, 2022 20:31
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What about a turbo graphics 16 and a sega game gear? Would that result in an even more convenient and colorful portable gaming system? Tell me science. 
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Jul 6, 2022 20:36
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Prof. Crocodile posted:It’s actually a tiny hardon collider and they just talk about how large it is to compensate because they’re insecure. You’re not fooling anyone, euro-nerds. It's a grower hard-on collider not a shower hardon collider 
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Jul 6, 2022 20:36
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I heard a theory that 6 years ago when a weasel got into it and broke it temporarily, it actually created an alternate reality that the whole world shifted into, and that's why Trump got elected and the coronavirus happened and all the other crazy poo poo happened.
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Jul 6, 2022 20:40
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...therefore saving our reality from a devastating nuclear war leading to the demise of humanity.
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Jul 6, 2022 20:41
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How do we know it's not just a super cool waterslide and all the science stuff is just made up bullshit?
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Jul 6, 2022 21:21
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I bet it’s a sex thing. It’s always a sex thing.
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Jul 6, 2022 21:23
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i f*cking love s*x
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Jul 6, 2022 21:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Just a couple bros hanging out doing bro stuff, MAYBE our hadrons collide a little bit by accident, that kinda stuff happens all the time no big deal bro its only gay if the protons touch (does this joke make sense i am very stupid about science  )
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Jul 6, 2022 21:26
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I've heard that once they do enough quantums cryptography won't work anymore, so get ready for everyone being able to see your search history.
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Jul 6, 2022 21:27
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precision posted:its only gay if the protons touch If the protons touch they explode and make a big sticky mess all over each other.
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Jul 6, 2022 21:29
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Jul 6, 2022 21:30
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I for one welcome out new weasel overlaords
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Bula Vinaka posted:I heard a theory that 6 years ago when a weasel got into it and broke it temporarily, it actually created an alternate reality that the whole world shifted into, and that's why Trump got elected and the coronavirus happened and all the other crazy poo poo happened. the actual, no poo poo truth of the matter, which i figured out in 1992, is that every time you have deja vu you are becoming conscious of the fact that there are an infinite number of "you"s which all exist in the same space-time as the "you" you think of as you. you are "remembering the present" if you "jerk" yourself out of the deja vu, it causes the "you" that you experience to "shift" into one of the other universes now, this is some powerful magic, but it's super unpredictable. for years i would "jump" every time i got deja vu, at random, and i mean, look at the one i've ended up in. not just globally, but my own life, you know, this universe is fuckin' awful! so shift responsibly
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Jul 6, 2022 21:43
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Jul 6, 2022 21:48
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I bet hardon collider was built specifically to harness that energy and prevent you from doing such acts of magick like levitating the white house with good vibes or quantum leaping 
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Jul 6, 2022 21:49
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The quantum jerk store called. They've got infinite yous.
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Jul 6, 2022 21:52
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Bula Vinaka posted:I heard a theory that 6 years ago when a weasel got into it and broke it temporarily, it actually created an alternate reality that the whole world shifted into, and that's why Trump got elected and the coronavirus happened and all the other crazy poo poo happened. If by ‘weasel’ you are referring to Dr. Horst Fischbach of the University of Vienna, then you are correct. loving hate that guy.
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precision posted:every day i realize that i was born this morning and i'll die when i go to sleep. the "me" of tomorrow will be a stranger in my own body. today is all "i" actually have. Sir, drivethrough, etc.
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Jul 6, 2022 22:09
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Poohs Packin posted:Sir, drivethrough, etc. then where are my fries?!
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Jul 6, 2022 22:16
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The LHC created two branching realities: One where I have a large hard on and one where I don't.
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that weasels name was Albert EinstAIN
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The Moon Monster posted:I've heard that once they do enough quantums cryptography won't work anymore, so get ready for everyone being able to see your search history. Lol if you think this isn't already the case
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