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YyyyyeeeeeaaHhhppp, yep fellas, I’m actually too girthy for that piece of poo poo. *cracks knuckles, farts*
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Jul 7, 2022 00:39
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the hardon collider caused an explosion that damaged the Georgia Guidestones!!!
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Jul 7, 2022 00:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:YyyyyeeeeeaaHhhppp, yep fellas, I’m actually too girthy for that piece of poo poo. *cracks knuckles, farts* 
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Jul 7, 2022 00:51
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The Moon Monster posted:I've heard that once they do enough quantums cryptography won't work anymore, so get ready for everyone being able to see your search history. Once everyone's searches are exposed, none of us have to pretend to be respectable anymore. The truth shall set us free.
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Jul 7, 2022 00:52
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I love it when hardons collide!!
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Jul 7, 2022 01:20
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satanic splash-back posted:I love it when hardons collide!! The fake sacrificing ceremony was a cover, what the scientists are really doing at CERN is having penis jousting contests. The truth was hidden in the name all along.
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Jul 7, 2022 01:23
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I sure hope they don’t find out how much it is that I like hot naked women
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Jul 7, 2022 01:43
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Hook the Large Hardon Collander up with that new AI art program and lets get some stonkin hot procedural quantum pr0n.
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Jul 7, 2022 02:09
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numberoneposter posted:Hook the Large Hardon Collander up with that new AI art program and lets get some stonkin hot procedural quantum pr0n. dall D
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Jul 7, 2022 02:24
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look at this piggs huge bosons: the piggs boson website
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Jul 7, 2022 02:54
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I wonder what flavor those quarks are haha what do you think they taste like haha
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Jul 7, 2022 02:55
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I read a book where a LHC-type machine causes the zombie apocalypse. The particle acceleration ripped a hole into another dimension full of immaterial Sumerian demons, who could possess and re-animate any dead thing with an intact brain. The demon could then access any knowledge that the brain knew. You ended up with zombies that could drive, use guns, and plan ambushes. Animal zombies act as scouts or spies. I remember one scene where a bunch of survivors had holed up in a fortified police station. They had been able to hold off the zombies until several of them suicide-bombed through the barricades with backpack bombs. So if LHC experiments can somehow hasten the end of the human race, then I fully support it.
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Jul 7, 2022 03:23
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Jul 7, 2022 03:46
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If you built a machine that could collide two turgid rock hard throbbing boners together at near the speed of light would it create a black hole or a nuclear explosion or like coalesce into a series of increasingly smaller more subtle boners
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Jul 7, 2022 03:52
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The Zombie Guy posted:I read a book where a LHC-type machine causes the zombie apocalypse. The particle acceleration ripped a hole into another dimension full of immaterial Sumerian demons, who could possess and re-animate any dead thing with an intact brain. The demon could then access any knowledge that the brain knew. Very suspicious poster The Zombie Guy!
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Jul 7, 2022 03:53
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The Zombie Guy posted:I read a book where a LHC-type machine causes the zombie apocalypse. The particle acceleration ripped a hole into another dimension full of immaterial Sumerian demons, who could possess and re-animate any dead thing with an intact brain. The demon could then access any knowledge that the brain knew. Monstre by Duncan Swan?
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Jul 7, 2022 03:58
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Monstre by Duncan Swan? The Rising by Brian Keene.
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Jul 7, 2022 04:55
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Imagine if the LHC stopped mid experiment and restarted. Because of Windows updates lol!!!
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Jul 7, 2022 05:18
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syntaxfunction posted:Imagine if the LHC stopped mid experiment and restarted.
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Jul 7, 2022 05:28
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Whoa whoa, hey-a, fellas, this isn’t the SMALL hardon collider huh? 
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Jul 7, 2022 05:48
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syntaxfunction posted:Imagine if the LHC stopped mid experiment and restarted. That's why they run Linux on most of it 
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Jul 7, 2022 07:30
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numberoneposter posted:The quantum jerk store called. They've got infinite yous.
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Jul 7, 2022 21:25
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Animal-Mother posted:the hardon collider caused an explosion that damaged the Georgia Guidestones!!! And the former PM of Japan was just assassinated, I warned you people that turning on the LHC fucks with reality and people's brains.
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Jul 8, 2022 15:38
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Huh that's weird, these pencil necks oughta turn it on and off again and see if it helps
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Jul 8, 2022 15:39
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Its funny how the science now will be the leaches or Aristarchus of Samos of its time Yet you still have an ego
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Jul 8, 2022 15:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:Huh that's weird, these pencil necks oughta turn it on and off again and see if it helps That will just revive the former PM as a zombie.
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Jul 8, 2022 15:43
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An artificial intelligence being told me the other day that you couldnt even kill one person with LHC. hosed up if true.
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Jul 8, 2022 16:27
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They should see how fast they can accelerate a potato.
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Jul 8, 2022 18:23
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numberoneposter posted:They should see how fast they can accelerate a potato. There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on a number of factors, including the size and mass of the potato, as well as the strength of the Large Hadron Collider's magnets. Generally speaking, however, the Large Hadron Collider is capable of accelerating particles to very high speeds, so it is likely that it could accelerate a potato to a very high speed as well.
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Jul 8, 2022 18:25
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numberoneposter posted:They should see how fast they can accelerate a potato. Mr Potato Head’s origin story finally gets a gritty modern reboot
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Jul 8, 2022 18:26
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The Alchemist posted:There is no definitive answer to this question as it depends on a number of factors, including the size and mass of the potato, as well as the strength of the Large Hadron Collider's magnets. Generally speaking, however, the Large Hadron Collider is capable of accelerating particles to very high speeds, so it is likely that it could accelerate a potato to a very high speed as well.
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Jul 8, 2022 19:46
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Potatoes Au Quark-Gluon Plasma
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Jul 8, 2022 20:05
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maybe a super sonic potato is a bit hopeful, but we are living in exciting times for science and putting luxury convertibles into orbit
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Jul 8, 2022 20:14
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numberoneposter posted:maybe a super sonic potato is a bit hopeful, but we are living in exciting times for science and putting luxury convertibles into orbit How did potato get all the chaos emeralds??
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Jul 8, 2022 20:34
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Which is the greater achievement, the Large Hardon Collider or the James Woods Space Telescope? Think of the things we will learn!
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Jul 9, 2022 01:06
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numberoneposter posted:All I'm asking for is like a 400 mph spud cannon. Some friends and I made a potato cannon that with enough combustion would launch one like 400 yards. We know because we fired a few from the back deck towards the school about 400 yards away and found potato splatter on the walls the next day.
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Jul 9, 2022 01:39
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yeah but can it run DOOM
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Jul 9, 2022 02:14
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Nooner posted:How did potato get all the chaos emeralds?? hard work and a positive outlook on life 
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Shinjobi posted:yeah but can it run DOOM It will rip open a portal to a hell dimension and we'll get to play DOOM for real.
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