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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


:rip:

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Shocking performance

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Norway

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



Getting flashbacks from that US-Thailand game

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


poorway

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
its, and i cannot stress this enough, coming home

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Jesus it's a slaughter out there

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Norway halftime locker room gonna feel like a funeral

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Lol this is some awful defending

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Kirby with 2 assists in 2 minutes

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

I'll be honest, this is making me feel considerably better about our fine lasses losing out to England by a mere 5-1 a few weeks ago.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Sub the whole back line

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Flipped to the BBC feed to see what they're saying and immediately hear "isn't it joyous to see a team" etc. etc.

I hate national broadcasters

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
England.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UEFCHuvLnk

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
am I the only one who thought John Arne Riise was Adrian Chiles

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


imagine the st. crispin's day speech going on in the norway locker room right now

e: doing the wave. can't say i blame them

Doctor Teeth fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jul 11, 2022

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Never seen a worse Norway national team in any sport and let me tell you we are very bad at a lot of things

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


depth must be absolute poo poo to keep the back line unchanged

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


mead gets the hat trick.

lol

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



that Mead goal is absolutely ridiculous

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lmao

absolute dog poo poo

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
That Norwegian number 3 is having the worst game I’ve seen a defender have, feel for her.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
women can't really succeed in sports, lacking the killer instinct

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
The thing is, Norway is more likely than not to move on to the knockouts even with this absolute thrashing.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

habeasdorkus posted:

The thing is, Norway is more likely than not to move on to the knockouts even with this absolute thrashing.

Austria will beat them.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Doctor Teeth posted:

depth must be absolute poo poo to keep the back line unchanged

sjögren has been an absolutely dreadful coach for the national team. we lost 7-0 to the netherlands last year which was our biggest defeat ever until tonight. he also loves playing mjelde out of position as a defender when she's one of the best midfielders we have and thorisdottir shouldn't have been picked at all for the past like 4 years. she consistently fucks up once every game and i have no idea how she keeps getting picked over the plethora of good defenders we have in the domestic league, but i guess he favours players in foreign leagues.

frankly he should be booted out the second the euros is over and replaced with Hege Riise who has a very good track record in the domestic league and just helmed the u19 womens to their first euro final since 2013 or something like that. she's the best womens coach we have and its a freaking shame she's been passed over on several occasions by the NFF

Zwachro
Mar 7, 2003
C808BEA

Grimson posted:

we lost 7-0 to the netherlands last year which was our biggest defeat ever until tonight
Against the same coach. And the NFF, for some unfathomable reason, decided to extend Sjögren's contract after that trashing.

His only real success at the NT has been gaslighting players like CGH into defending him when people ask questions like "why the hell is he still the coach!?"

He has one plan, which is very scoutable (Wiegman certainly seems to have figured him out) and relies on controlling the match, and he's absolutely useless at changing things up when that doesn't work. So in practice we have three of the best attackers in the world and a system designed to keep them from getting the ball against anything above bottom-tier opposition. And after Moe Wold retired we just stopped bringing actual full-backs, which was extremely apparent with Blakstad in the first half.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

that match was a complete disgrace. the players underperformed and got a soft penalty early on which made them visibly reluctant to do active defending, but sjögren's defensive system is insanely bad and he should be out of a job literally tomorrow. literally no defense involved in half the goals, and with the quality of the players involved that's clearly on the match plan. i was genuinely angry by half time lol

bring in hege riise tomorrow pls this swede is clearly some kind of saboteur out to avenge 1905

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Flow My Tears, The Norwegian Said

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Well here we go I guess

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Nada

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
This Spanish team is pretty bad

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

That should have been a red card on Spain.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Also Miedema has covid so :rip: Netherlands

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Sweden don't look particularly good this match.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Well now. Bachmann got angry.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

:toot:

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

:toot: but also ouch :smith:

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