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and he said "arr it be a sensitive subject i'd rather not be discussing"
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Cease to Hope posted:and he said "arr it be a sensitive subject i'd rather not be discussing" Username/post combo.
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Jul 8, 2022 06:49
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Mothergoose!
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Jul 8, 2022 07:16
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"it's making me crazy"
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Jul 8, 2022 07:36
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i dont get it
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Jul 8, 2022 07:42
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runnypoops posted:i dont get it Terrible accident involving boats.
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runnypoops posted:i dont get it it was probably quite traumatic (possibly to the nuts) so maybe don't be insensitive
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Subverting expectations LIKE A BOSS
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Jul 8, 2022 09:29
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these pretzels are making me thirsty. arr.
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Linux Pirate posted:voted 5
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Jul 8, 2022 10:23
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Arr, I be suffering from chronic testicular contusions. It be a shield as well as a conversation starterrrr
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Jul 8, 2022 10:36
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Arrrr it’s driving my nuts, as in it controls the direction which my testicles go, of course. What else would a steering wheel be used for?
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Jul 8, 2022 10:43
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Arrrrr, we be having socialised medicine on me ship, so I couldn’t get a peg leg or a hook installed there instead.
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Jul 8, 2022 13:47
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It's a peg penis, you horrible human being. Stop staring
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Jul 8, 2022 13:56
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I have hooks for hands so obviously i hosed the wheel. Now if you'll excuse I'm gonna gently caress the keel
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Jul 8, 2022 14:20
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But I keep the boat from being blown sideways by the wind from there!
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Jul 8, 2022 14:38
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Arrrr it be time fer yer ship cap'n training. Grab me steerin' wheel with both yer hands now, arrr yes that's it. I'll pull on yer ears and you work me wheel, arrrrr, yeessss, that's it, keep it up wench, I be blowin' me ballast real soon.
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you see, the joke is that "nuts" can be a euphemism for testicles and also slang for "insane" and because of the peculiar accent that pirates have in popular conception wherein "me" can mean either "me" or "my" Thus, the pirate captain's statement could be construed as either literal or figurative, an unusual occurrence which surprises and delights the listener
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Jul 8, 2022 19:43
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WELL HE NEVER STEERED ME WRONG
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Jul 8, 2022 20:25
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it's driving deez nutz
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Jul 8, 2022 20:53
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I be shoplifting this here wheel, now belay that gab afore those loss prevention scallywags notice
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Jul 8, 2022 21:01
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i got fired from the calendar factory for taking time off without manager approval 
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Jul 8, 2022 21:03
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the steering wheel is one thing, but why does the captain have a cockswain on his poop deck?
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Mozi posted:the steering wheel is one thing, but why does the captain have a cockswain on his poop deck? he's making sure it's clear to launch the cockboat, what else would he be doing there
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StarkRavingMad posted:you see, the joke is that "nuts" can be a euphemism for testicles and also slang for "insane" every word of this is untrue, and fake news.
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Mozi posted:the steering wheel is one thing, but why does the captain have a cockswain on his poop deck? I'm oddly aroused?
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Jul 8, 2022 21:34
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Captain Pegpecker
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Jul 8, 2022 21:44
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You wouldn't download a ship, matey.
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Jul 8, 2022 21:48
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as someone who enjoys listening I am feeling both surprise and delight.
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there was an ancient thread where posters typed up jokes and then butchered the punchlines I learned this joke from that thread, so I like to end it the same way that poster did: "Yarr, it's steering my testicles."
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