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not sure if this is the right forum to ask this, but i've been going out with my gf for a few years now. i was intent on keeping things casual but seems she developed serious feelings for me, feelings that i unfortunately don't reciprocate. i never meant for things to go this far, but now i'm sort of stuck. but if i break up with her, it's going to be tremendously painful, and i'm not sure i can do it by simply telling her straight up. are there any better way s to go about it?
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Jul 10, 2022 20:35
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Ghosting is not a thing anymore?
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Jul 10, 2022 20:36
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Be really lovely to her until she breaks up with you.
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Jul 10, 2022 20:38
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tell her you're on a dating strike until roe v wade is fixed, and you're sorry that she's caught up in it. sometimes activism requires sacrifice but it's the right thing to do.
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Jul 10, 2022 20:53
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Just be honest about how you think you can ultimately do better than her
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Jul 10, 2022 20:54
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fake youre death
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Jul 10, 2022 20:54
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just let her know you primarily post in CSPAM and TV IV and the problem will work itself out
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Jul 10, 2022 20:57
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Tell her you are needed on your home planet
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Jul 10, 2022 20:57
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Introduce her to a goon who posts in cspam, she'll lose all interest in sex, romance and possibly life.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:00
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Don't be a coward; break it off face to face and tell her the truth about your feelings.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:01
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Sophy Wackles posted:Don't be a coward; Break it off face to face and tell her the truth about your feelings. terrible advice, just terrible
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Jul 10, 2022 21:02
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How do you stay with someone for years and have the loving audacity to call the relationship "casual?" "yeah we bought a house together and then there's the kids but I'm keeping my options open"
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Jul 10, 2022 21:02
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Stop bathing or cleaning yourself and just become a total goonlord until she dumps you in disgust.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:03
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neato burrito posted:How do you stay with someone for years and have the loving audacity to call the relationship "casual?" i've played some MMOs for a decade and still consider myself pretty casual
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Jul 10, 2022 21:04
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neato burrito posted:How do you stay with someone for years and have the loving audacity to call the relationship "casual?" hmmmm maybe i'll get off after the next milestone mark in the relationship edit: hearing this in my head as a Peep Show voiceover
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Jul 10, 2022 21:05
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somehow telepathically work everything out
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Jul 10, 2022 21:06
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basically just say that you realized now you are gay and therefore you can keep dating if she wants but it will be uncontrollable how many guys you gently caress in that time.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:07
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Mr Interweb posted:not sure if this is the right forum to ask this, but i've been going out with my gf for a few years now. i was intent on keeping things casual but seems she developed serious feelings for me, feelings that i unfortunately don't reciprocate. i never meant for things to go this far, but now i'm sort of stuck. but if i break up with her, it's going to be tremendously painful, and i'm not sure i can do it by simply telling her straight up. are there any better way s to go about it? Why don't you reciprocate op. a few years is a long time for you to be iffy on it.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:07
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but then if she calls you on it, you have to gently caress guys in front of her.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:08
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There isn't a least hurtful way to break up with someone but there are super lovely ways to go about it. If you think it's time, then it's time. Make your exit strategy if you don't have one (new housing situation? Clearly identify what you want out of life right now, get in touch with friends again, and other end of relationship stuff) and then go through with it. Just rip the Band-Aid off. Dragging it out is more hurtful than going for it.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:08
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jump in a volcano
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Jul 10, 2022 21:08
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leak a lot of classified government documents and flee to russia
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Jul 10, 2022 21:09
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Tele phone ring
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Jul 10, 2022 21:13
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Zeluth posted:Ghosting is not a thing anymore? i was thinking about doing this, but it would be pretty hosed up. i feel like when we break up she should be fully aware of it and not have any doubts Murdstone posted:Be really lovely to her until she breaks up with you. Yaldabaoth posted:Stop bathing or cleaning yourself and just become a total goonlord until she dumps you in disgust. i was actually thinking that maybe i could do some things that would cause HER to break up with me.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:14
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Tell her about you're favorite anime haha
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Jul 10, 2022 21:15
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Slip out the back, Jack
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Jul 10, 2022 21:16
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accuse her of cheating, and tell all of her friends and yours first. really put her on the backfoot trying to do damage control while you moonwalk out untarnished.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:18
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Mr Interweb posted:i was actually thinking that maybe i could do some things that would cause HER to break up with me. Get all childish and excited about dumb stuff to the point where you piss yourself. Once she sees how you've become a gigantic manbaby, she'll run for the door.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:19
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Become an obnoxious atheist or a born again Christian, depending on their outlooks.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:21
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Telll her that you need to be swaggin on em but you can't if u stay in this relationship
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Jul 10, 2022 21:33
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I'm sorry, my people need me and teleport into your UFO and fly away
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Jul 10, 2022 21:42
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Do a flying jumpkick off the roof of her car and just fuckin demolish her mailbox. She has to see you do it, though.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:44
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tell her that it's because of the Roe v Wade decision and you don't want to put her in a position where she'd need an illegal abortion
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Jul 10, 2022 21:44
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Say you’re into cuck stuff and start bringing over Asian guys to bang her. She’ll become addicted to their penises and leave you. Problem solved.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:44
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Join the clergy and separate yourself from the worldly pleasures
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Jul 10, 2022 21:49
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Get drunk. Stay that way until you realize she's gone and are unsure when she left
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Jul 10, 2022 21:53
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Tbh we're all giving bad advice here, just put a ring on it and pump out a few kids and begrudgingly live together until one of you drops off.
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Jul 10, 2022 21:55
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Tell her about this forum.
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Jul 10, 2022 22:00
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Over the next few weeks, claim you’ve been having dreams about being teleported into the post-apocalyptic future of the human race. Be real upset by it. Say it was like way more real than a dream. After a few weeks. Get yourself bitten by a dog or something. Make sure it leaves a real good bite mark on you. Quietly go to sleep without her seeing the bite, and when you wake up the next morning start saying how you were having another one of those future-dreams. This time say you were being attacked by irradiated wolves or something and then pull back the sheets to reveal OMG ITS A WOLF BITE IRL! She’ll start taking everything you say way more seriously now. After that disappear for a whole day. She’ll have no idea where you are and get really worried. Then just magically show up at her front door. When she asks where you’ve been, say “I was there again!” And then spin some tail about how in the year 4596 the Scorpion faction is being hunted by killer robots and they are humanity’s last chance at survival in the future. You have been chosen to help them win the great Battle of Septic Mesa. Or whatever quasi-Terminator story you can come up with. Say humanity needs you and they keep teleporting you to the future to help. Next, shave off all your hair and bake yourself in the sun for a day to get dark dark desert tan. Disappear again for another day. When you come back to her, and she asks where you’ve been for the last day, act amazed and say you thought you were gone MONTHS! And you’ve decided you must help the Scorpion Faction at all costs. The future needs you more than the present. Say they sent you back one last time to say goodbye to your beloved girlfriend. Embrace. gently caress her limp-dick style, and before she wakes up in the morning, sneak out and disappear from her life forever. She’ll think you’re saving the world in the future, and you get to be single again. Problem solved.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tbh we're all giving bad advice here, just put a ring on it and pump out a few kids and begrudgingly live together until one of you drops off. 
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