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You still haven't told us why you don't like your girlfriend
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Jul 11, 2022 06:06
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There's no way to meaningfully soften the blow of outright saying "This isn't working for me, it's over, I'm sorry." I assume your desire to avoid that confrontation brought you to this point. Dealing with that confrontation and its aftermath is the only way to resolve this like a responsible adult. Decide whether you're willing to be a responsible adult and proceed from there. Alternative response: make her spaghetti with ketchup.
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Jul 11, 2022 06:44
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Mr Interweb posted:i was thinking about doing this, but it would be pretty hosed up. i feel like when we break up she should be fully aware of it and not have any doubts Do not, under any circumstances, do either of these things. Be straight up, don't be a coward. Just tell her exactly what you said in the OP. Like word for word. Don't try to find the "least hurtful" ie, "most passive aggressive" way to do it, because in the end it's just more toxic and painful and traumatic for everybody. The words you said in the OP weren't assholish or cruel, they were the truth and least bullshit, and a year from now that's what your partner will appreciate and remember most.
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Jul 11, 2022 06:51
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We fist touched after I asked her about her kid. {nnot mine}
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Jul 11, 2022 07:14
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He shouldn't tell her that he's been leading her on for years. That would humiliate and devastate her way more than need be. There's a middle ground between lying and being so brutally honest that he causes this poor woman to need to see a therapist.
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Jul 11, 2022 07:14
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Just change your mind and fall in love with her. Easy.
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Jul 11, 2022 07:45
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Funky See Funky Do posted:He shouldn't tell her that he's been leading her on for years. That would humiliate and devastate her way more than need be. There's a middle ground between lying and being so brutally honest that he causes this poor woman to need to see a therapist. well fair enough, I read the OP in a different way. I didn't see it as him actively leading her on but him being passive enough to let the relationship be brought to a place he didn't want.
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Jul 11, 2022 07:56
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OP simply modulate your braincells to fall madly in love with her and realize she's your soulmate. She'll leave you instantly, sparing you the awkward conversation.
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Jul 11, 2022 11:47
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so uh...good news and bad news the bad news: Operation Mommy Milkers backfired spectacularly  the good news: Operation Mommy Milkers backfired spectacularly   
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Jul 11, 2022 13:10
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Chinatown posted:im unbookmarking this thread OP good luck I call bullshit, who unbookmarks threads these days? They just pile up on your user control panel, memories of better times long ago
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Jul 11, 2022 13:28
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Once again, it seems I've been tricked by a pervert.
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Jul 11, 2022 13:30
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Leave it to me OP. I will take care of your mommy milkers GF
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Jul 11, 2022 13:40
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Suggest to your girlfriend that you visit her mother together and stay over a couple of nights. While visiting, seduce her mother, and gently caress her while "accidentally" leaving the bedroom door open a crack so you get caught. No self respecting woman would remain in a relationship with a guy who fucks her mother. But if she does forgive you, demand you all have a threesome.
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Jul 11, 2022 13:50
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A Strange Aeon posted:I call bullshit, who unbookmarks threads these days? They just pile up on your user control panel, memories of better times long ago i was pruning my bookmarks down to under a page religiously for years. i stopped doing that a couple months ago. i made a thread about it. it has been a liberating experience
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Jul 11, 2022 13:56
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Tell her that you’re into “sploshing” and then Nickelodeon slime her. By the time she’s done clearing her eyes, you’re gone!
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Jul 11, 2022 14:14
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speaking as someone on the opposite end of this break up right loving now before you get so resentful you tell her something that just ruins relationships for her
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Jul 11, 2022 14:19
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Take off the wig and turn on your monitor OP. You’ll never see her again.
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Jul 11, 2022 14:19
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Tell her the truth about how she is pretentious and it's annoying the way she pronounces papier-mâché
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Jul 11, 2022 14:20
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Mr Interweb posted:so uh...good news and bad news Dude your PMs are probably exploding from all the gonnettes messaging u now
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Jul 11, 2022 14:55
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Once again, it seems I've been tricked by a pervert.
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Jul 11, 2022 15:02
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Once again, it seems I've been tricked by a pervert. lol. it keeps happening
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Jul 11, 2022 15:04
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Take off the wig and turn on your monitor OP. You’ll never see her again.
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Jul 11, 2022 15:54
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OP you made this thread then took no ones advice. it's like you just wanted to brag about how you suck lol
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Jul 11, 2022 16:17
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yeah he really sucks (mommy titties)
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Jul 11, 2022 16:19
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Convince her to take a long drive with you, poo poo your pants and than refuse to accept that you did anything wrong or pull over.
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Jul 11, 2022 16:48
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Admit that you are bisexual. If she is straight there's a fifty fifty chance this kills it stone dead and if she happens to be cool you can simply use other methods.
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Jul 11, 2022 16:57
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Three easy words: "I'm actually gay."
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Jul 11, 2022 16:59
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A classic is to suggest an open relationship, whereupon the girl easily bags hot dudes every day and the guy never scores again.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:01
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Get a job at Amazon, move her health insurance over too it, than simply let natural selection and the frustration do their work. Easy as.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:01
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Tell her that her pussy isn't warm enough and you need a woman with a higher temperature pussy.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:04
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Get super into guns. Always give spurious or conflicting answers as to why but make sure to spend all your money and time on it while simultaneously showing zero passion.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:12
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Eat da pussy one last time then get sentimental and blubber and abloobloo all over it
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Jul 11, 2022 17:13
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Explain that you've actually been afraid of her the entire time.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:19
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Mr Interweb posted:so uh...good news and bad news  I want a full transcript of how this nonsense went down.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:24
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Do increasingly disgusting things in bed until she is so revolted and uncomfortable that she's okay breaking it off with you
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Jul 11, 2022 17:35
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Oh my god I'm so loving stupid. Tell her that you want a threesome, and it's the only way this relationship can continue. Threesomes loving ruin relationships all the time. At best, she'll say no and the relationship ends. At medium, you'll have a threesome and she'll get so jealous that the relationship ends. At worst you have a threesome and she'll still be around for more threesomes. Your options honestly couldn't be better.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:39
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Do increasingly disgusting things in bed until she is so revolted and uncomfortable that she's okay breaking it off with you Vast potential for backfire here
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Jul 11, 2022 17:43
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:OP you made this thread then took no ones advice. lol i do apologize. this wasn't meant to be a stealth humblebrag thread. i really was (am still) looking for advice. i more than likely wasn't going to follow through with it yesterday cause it wasn't the right time for such things, but i'm still trying to find the best solution. the mommy kink/roleplay acceptance thing just happened to be what we in the biz call "a happy accident" neato burrito posted:
not sure if serious but i MAY be willing to do such if people are legit interested mom and dad fight a lot posted:Do increasingly disgusting things in bed until she is so revolted and uncomfortable that she's okay breaking it off with you i mean...that was the plan.. mom and dad fight a lot posted:Oh my god I'm so loving stupid. Tell her that you want a threesome, and it's the only way this relationship can continue. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Vast potential for backfire here um, actually...
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Jul 11, 2022 18:48
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Mr Interweb posted:lol i do apologize. this wasn't meant to be a stealth humblebrag thread now it's an open one!!!
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Op, you're going to have to explain how you consider a multi-year relationship as 'casual' and also why you're just doing this now. Also, why are you still loving her if you want this relationship to end?
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