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OP wants his cake and to eat it too but all he’s gonna get is his just desserts! 
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Demand that you read all the Brian Hebert and Kevin J Anderson Dune books together to strengthen your relationship
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Jul 11, 2022 20:02
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I gathered some statistical data on this and consulted with my partner about how long it would take them to initiate divorce proceedings if I started only calling them "mommy" and refused to stop when asked. Said about 48 hours tops. Could probably get 24 if done in public. That's gotta be the gold standard to get the other person to break up with you if you are too cowardly to do it, unless they are realllly hosed up. Then you got some real other issues to deal with.
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Jul 11, 2022 20:10
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Show her this thread
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Jul 11, 2022 20:30
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Motherfucker posted:Convince her to take a long drive with you, poo poo your pants and than refuse to accept that you did anything wrong or pull over. Stop wiping your rear end after making GBS threads when you're around her or about to get together. Tell her wiping isn't manly. If she offers to wipe it for you, give in, she's a keeper.
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Jul 11, 2022 20:40
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Tarkus posted:Op, you're going to have to explain how you consider a multi-year relationship as 'casual' and also why you're just doing this now. Also, why are you still loving her if you want this relationship to end? An excellent set of questions. At least you aren't living together  but jesus if you were doing couple poo poo exclusively with each other for multiple years it's not exactly surprising that she thinks you are in a serious/exclusive relationship because you are in a serious/exclusive relationshipSide note:  to continuing to have sex with someone that you don't actually want to be with any more when she doesn't know that you're planning to end it - icky imo
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Jul 11, 2022 20:45
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Mr Interweb posted:lol i do apologize. this wasn't meant to be a stealth humblebrag thread. i really was (am still) looking for advice. i more than likely wasn't going to follow through with it yesterday cause it wasn't the right time for such things, but i'm still trying to find the best solution. the mommy kink/roleplay acceptance thing just happened to be what we in the biz call "a happy accident"  Show her this thread, op. Stop being a shithead to get laid and pull the trigger. It's been at least a year and you're keeping her on the hook knowing you don't give a poo poo.
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Jul 11, 2022 20:47
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:let her know you've become completely dilbertpilled. do not elabourate Had to google this. 
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Jul 11, 2022 21:09
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Tarkus posted:Op, you're going to have to explain how you consider a multi-year relationship as 'casual' and also why you're just doing this now. Also, why are you still loving her if you want this relationship to end? i know what i've said makes me seem like an rear end in a top hat (and i probably am, to some degree), but our relationship wasn't as straightforward as it might seem. covid made it so that we could barely meet up for a long time. it's part of the reason why i was surprised she felt so strongly about me because we didn't spend that much time together. and for the people who think i'm a scumbag for seeking out sex, i want to clarify, i wasn't seeking it out. SHE was. i tried to avoid it, but she wouldn't have it. so when you're in that situation, you have to try to make lemons out of lemonade
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Jul 11, 2022 21:43
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Tarkus posted:Op, you're going to have to explain how you consider a multi-year relationship as 'casual' and also why you're just doing this now. Also, why are you still loving her if you want this relationship to end?
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Jul 11, 2022 21:48
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Mr Interweb posted:i wasn't seeking it out. SHE was. i tried to avoid it, but she wouldn't have it. so when you're in that situation, you have to try to make lemons out of lemonade Do you feel like you can't say no to sex?
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Jul 11, 2022 21:49
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did i not just explain it? evilpicard posted:Do you feel like you can't say no to sex? not at that particular instance
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Jul 11, 2022 21:50
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Mr Interweb posted:did i not just explain it? Mr Interweb posted:so uh...good news and bad news yeah you sound real regretful about it
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Jul 11, 2022 21:55
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it’s not the sex-having that’s the problem, it’s withholding the truth about your intentions for a year. if you break up with her and tell her you just haven’t been into her all this time, she’s not gonna say “drat, i really regret all that mommy milk sex we had”. she’s gonna say “what the gently caress, why did you lead me on for a goddamn year instead of just being honest, holy poo poo”
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Jul 11, 2022 21:57
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Mr Interweb posted:i know what i've said makes me seem like an rear end in a top hat (and i probably am, to some degree), but our relationship wasn't as straightforward as it might seem. covid made it so that we could barely meet up for a long time. it's part of the reason why i was surprised she felt so strongly about me because we didn't spend that much time together. OP wiggling his penis around in ever more elaborate maneuvers to avoid intercourse
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Jul 11, 2022 21:57
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^^ Sometimes men deflect complicated feelings with humour and bravado. OP idk if you're being serious but on the chance that you are, this sounds like a not great dynamic and you should end it. In the future maybe consider having sex with people who will respect your bodily autonomy.
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Jul 11, 2022 22:01
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evilpicard posted:^^ Sometimes men deflect complicated feelings with humour and bravado. I'm taking it as 'if I had said I didn't want to have sex it would have led to questions about why which would have led to the breakup conversation I had already decided I didn't want to have that night for [???] reasons' not 'i felt unsafe refusing sex'
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Jul 11, 2022 22:03
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Take the durn house and i wish you luck There's a hooter girl waiting i my pickup truuck
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Jul 11, 2022 22:07
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KitConstantine posted:I'm taking it as 'if I had said I didn't want to have sex it would have led to questions about why which would have led to the breakup conversation I had already decided I didn't want to have that night for [???] reasons' not 'i felt unsafe refusing sex' she coerced him into sex he didn't want by unknowingly holding the threat of an uncomfortable conversation over him the courts take a dim view toward women who would do something so vile
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Jul 11, 2022 22:07
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seriously, show her this thread. that'll do it
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Jul 11, 2022 22:17
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ilmucche posted:seriously, show her this thread. that'll do it she won’t break up because he doesn’t love her, but rather out of shame and disappointment that out of all the great suggestions here, he went with the mommy thing.
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Jul 11, 2022 22:21
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"She wouldn't have it" might need a little more explanation before we decide who isn't respecting whose feelings. Or not. I'm happy to see the OP crash into an "unavoidable" threesome because he summoned the courage to ask for one, instead of summoning the courage and respect to tell someone they don't reciprocate their feelings. Will OP take the Paragon route or the Renegade one? 
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Jul 11, 2022 22:22
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ilmucche posted:yeah you sound real regretful about it that wasn't related to the post i was addressing, tho? KitConstantine posted:I'm taking it as 'if I had said I didn't want to have sex it would have led to questions about why which would have led to the breakup conversation I had already decided I didn't want to have that night for [???] reasons' not 'i felt unsafe refusing sex' yeah, it was this. she's very respectful and big on consent. i just didn't want to say no for the reasons stated above
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Jul 11, 2022 22:30
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If u violate off the top trick u gotta go
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Jul 11, 2022 22:32
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You could always go to prison OP, it's free, and the only way she could bother you there is by gifting you loaves of bread with files in them.
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Jul 11, 2022 22:37
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kci k her in the fuckjnign dick op
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Jul 12, 2022 00:46
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Bust inside OP
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:Bust inside OP This, children are a wonderful salve for any wounded relationship.
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Jul 12, 2022 01:07
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I'm starting to suspect OP's girlfriend is really desperate to stay with him and will just go along with everything he does.
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Jul 12, 2022 01:10
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i honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not
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Jul 12, 2022 01:17
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PookBear posted:i honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not i can
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Jul 12, 2022 01:19
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i will not be revealing anythign further, howsvere 
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Jul 12, 2022 01:20
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i will not be revealing anythign further, howsvere 
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Jul 12, 2022 01:21
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at the rate this is going OP has a few more pages before the forums as a whole decide he's a horrible sex pest make the most of it while you can OP
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Jul 12, 2022 01:21
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Try asking her to marry you. That’ll do it for sure.
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Jul 12, 2022 01:34
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Now that she's your mommy, she has to change your diaper.
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Jul 12, 2022 02:02
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My exbf started ripping these awful farts and poops and I thought he was eating poorly on purpose to get me to leave him but he went ballistic when told him I was done saying he had "diverticulitis" anyway the moral is it's better to ghost thanks for reading
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Jul 12, 2022 02:32
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its easy op. hey this isnt working and we both deserve a real chance at love. anyways seeya around nerd.
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Jul 12, 2022 02:34
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snergle posted:its easy op. yeah, this, but leave the door open to more mommy meetups if she's still down to nurse
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mr. interweb you deserve a swirly and a bitch slap
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