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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD3n3GM3Z_0 this is going to loving suck rear end why does kevin smith keep making movies
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Wait didn't they already make clerks 3? Someone hosed a donkey?
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Jul 10, 2022 21:17
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ellasmith posted:why does kevin smith keep making movies same reason there's 5 transformers movies mate hollywood has no artistic integrity is this a surprise
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Jul 10, 2022 21:17
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i'm ready for 3 decades of 90s nostalgia movies targeting the big spending millennial market
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Jul 10, 2022 21:21
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ellasmith posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD3n3GM3Z_0 A need for more money, and also boredom. The guy isn't an rear end in a top hat far as I know, but he really hasn't written anything great in years. Heck the last thing of his I 100 percent enjoyed was his review of Endgame
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Jul 10, 2022 22:16
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Can't wait for CLERKS 3!!!
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Jul 10, 2022 22:18
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Kevin Smith is such a product of the 90s that his style doesn't work outside of it.
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Jul 10, 2022 22:19
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ellasmith posted:why does kevin smith keep making movies It's his job I suck at my job but gotta do something I guess
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Jul 10, 2022 22:29
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PLEASE TELL ME WHHYYY YOU MADE THIS FUCKIN MOVIE U FAT GUY
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Jul 10, 2022 22:31
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Oh man can't wait to see all the same bad actors again
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Jul 10, 2022 22:39
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:Oh man can't wait to see all the same bad actors again Isn't it essentially the only thing Brian Ohalleran and Jeff whatever his name is are in?
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Jul 10, 2022 22:44
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ngl my own worst enemy is a total jam tho
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Jul 10, 2022 22:47
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trailer park boys was the spiritual successor to clerks and now that they've completely played it out and it's overdone, and mr lahey is dead (RIP) there is no need for this movie.
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Jul 10, 2022 22:52
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the first clerks movie was like oh look at this cute indie movie by just some guy. and then they were like let's give this guy millions of dollars and then the guy made 10 bad movies.
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Jul 10, 2022 22:54
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Clerks' constant SAT 10 dollar word title cards are so desperate to elevate the material, it's just so embarrassing
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Jul 10, 2022 23:00
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Clerks 1 was okay, Clerks 2 was bad, i predict that Clerks 3 is going to try to be even edgier while winding up less funny like "I'd rather be doing my taxes right now" unfunny
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Jul 10, 2022 23:04
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Isn't it essentially the only thing Brian Ohalleran and Jeff whatever his name is are in? Pretty much. Jeff was in the Rogan movie about making a porno.
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Jul 10, 2022 23:08
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:ngl my own worst enemy is a total jam tho What was that, 2000? This meta-film thing is a dangerous direction to go in. Maybe this is his cry for help.
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Jul 10, 2022 23:27
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randall having post-heart attack clarity in the trailer is a weird kevin smith self-insert, given that kevin smith plays a different character who is also in the movie
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Jul 10, 2022 23:28
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"Remember that time in the first movie when" The Movie. But I'll probably still watch it (just not pay for it.)
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Jul 10, 2022 23:34
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ellasmith posted:why does kevin smith keep making movies jorts don't buy themselves
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Jul 10, 2022 23:36
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He looks slimmer than he was.
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Jul 10, 2022 23:39
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Fatman on Batman was a good podcast but I presume that since he's no longer a fat man, he no longer talks about Batman.
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Jul 10, 2022 23:44
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I thought I killed my grandfather playing a drinking game. His spittle was bile. Hands all over was on his skin as I put him to sleep. I don;t even speak Spanish.
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Jul 10, 2022 23:49
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cl3rks cl4rks cl5rks cl6rks cl7rks cl8rks cl9rks cl10rks
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Jul 10, 2022 23:54
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One thing I hope happens is that Silent Bob, played by Kevin Smith, doesn’t talk the whole movie, but then in a pivotal moment he gives an insightful impassioned speech that puts someone in there place and leaves everyone awed and clapping EDIT: poo poo gently caress GODDAMN THERES BEEN SO MANY STAR WARS SINCE THE LAST CLERKS MOVIE ITT talk about how fukkin hard Randall is gonna stick it to the new Star Wars He’d probably be like “Even Star Wars 6 which is actually Star Wars 3 *canonically* is better than the new Star Wars” That would be rich Lt. Cock fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jul 10, 2022 |
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Jul 10, 2022 23:57
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Animal-Mother posted:Fatman on Batman was a good podcast but I presume that since he's no longer a fat man, he no longer talks about Batman. That was a really great podcast when it started out and was just him talking to like, Grant Morrison or Mark Hamill for three hours but it soon became him and some other guy doing interminably credulous *~Nerd News~*
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Jul 10, 2022 23:59
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The weird plastic surgery faces of the dudes or maybe caked up makeup
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Jul 10, 2022 23:59
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They're all in highdef now, they need a few mm of makeup.
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Jul 11, 2022 00:10
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Because this guy had a near death experience we all have to pretend to want a retread of his gen x movie.
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Jul 11, 2022 00:16
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can't think of kevin smith any more without thinking about that tweet
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Bad Purchase posted:randall having post-heart attack clarity in the trailer is a weird kevin smith self-insert, given that kevin smith plays a different character who is also in the movie Kevin Smith has been inserting his actual life-story into his works for a while now. It goes back to Dogma where he dealt with his baggage from a Catholic upbringing and even tossed in his infamous Southwest Airlines tweet in Reboot that nobody cares about until he brings it up again. I'll watch Clerks 3, I loved him as a teenager and it's just nostalgic throwback for me.
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Jul 11, 2022 00:20
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Private Cumshoe posted:can't think of kevin smith any more without thinking about that tweet I would like more info.
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Jul 11, 2022 00:21
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I would like more info. "Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick."
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Jul 11, 2022 00:25
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More like Clerks Pee
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Jul 11, 2022 00:27
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Who is invested in these characters??? what the gently caress?
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Jul 11, 2022 00:27
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Who is invested in these characters??? what the gently caress?
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:"Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick." I wish I hadn't asked and was reminded of it. Great, now I suffer for the 2nd time. Kinda like how I saw Clerks 2.
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Jul 11, 2022 00:29
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Right have high hopes for this because the preview looks like it's going to be 80% references and recreations of clerks 1.
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Can't believe how many people don't like clerks 2.
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