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Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Theres been a lot of talk in the Special Military Operation thread about the various wargames and strategy games our resident war nerds enjoy.

So lets post about them.

I like strategy games, I don't really know or play the crazy poo poo the guys in the other thread were talking about, other than trying and bouncing off HOI4 the last time it went on sale. Really want the USSR DLC despite that fact.

I'll spruce up the OP with hashtag good content in time.

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Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


I guess we could also talk about cardboard wargames here too

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

me irl

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

https://twitter.com/SebastianBae/status/1547301586082230272

i think their twitter had something on a squad level tactics game too that emphasized double blind and vague unknown positions but i looked at it on my phone and can't find it again.

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010


what did you do to your jewish population op?

have you been posting in dnd?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

I've been been playing HOI4 as Spain, transitioning to communism to beat nationalist Spain, and then to anarchism once they're beat, and trying to kick off an anarchist revolution in the rest of Europe

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Southpaugh posted:

I guess we could also talk about cardboard wargames here too

how deep in the CIA is Volko Ruhnke

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Nice. New thread

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Armadillo Tank posted:

what did you do to your jewish population op?

have you been posting in dnd?

it's the drat argentinians that need to get out of the lone star state

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

is there a paradox game I can play on my phone yet?

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

A long post from the Ukraine thread that I have been mulling over...

Frosted Flake posted:

Can we talk about that for a second? I like the level of detail in John Tiller games, CMO or Combat Mission, which is why they are good training/teaching tools, but no one person would be expected to direct each section or team in a battalion, each ship in a navy, each company in an army group.

Without having the multiplayer built into the Professional Edition of CMO/Combat Mission for exercises, you can’t hand off control of subordinate units, or focus on one small unit with the neighbouring or superior formation under someone else’s control. Which means your actual workload - even though it’s just a game - is much higher than your real world counterpart. It might just be mental workload, because thankfully they haven’t created a game where you have to write up orders yet, but you have to manage and be aware of the entire scale from what’s on the other side of the hedge to what units are offloading at the beachhead - Looking at you Panzer Battles Normandy. The boardgame everybody talks about here, The Campaign For North Africa, had teams of players, staffs basically.

Even with study sims, in Silent Hunter you’re not the skipper of a submarine with subordinates, you navigate, you calculate all of the firing solutions, operate the radar and sonar, manage personnel. The newer generation has gotten better - U Boat has a crew that can be trusted with much of the work and feels more lifelike, Wolfpack solves the problem by only being playable in multiplayer. In DCS you’re only one pilot so don’t have to run the air war, in ARMA, Steel Beasts, Steel Fury well it’s soldier/vehicle level, so while you still have to direct every action of your section/crew, it’s not as onerous.

The problem with the larger games is that in Combat Mission for example you still have to get your team to cover, as in ARMA, while also directing the platoon, company and battalion. Players usually take disproportionate losses because at the end of the day you’ll give up and issue Quick/Assault/Hunt orders to everyone in a general direction of the objective. In a John Tiller game, you’ll give up and stop paying attention to the state of smaller units, lose track of your plan and not be able to concentrate on fire/manoeuvre/supply across the whole operation. In CMO, I end up with ships and aircraft idle while I’m concentrating on something else.

I realize this is a bit beyond just UI making any of this easy/intuitive, or even knowing what’s going on without a million clicks in a million places and two hour turns, but you’re right in that the player is expected to fill the role of dozens, if not more people, without the ability to hand off work to subordinates or staff.

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

That thing about the player having to move every single unit by hand every single turn is historically really just a hold over from the physical wargames where obviously, everything had to be done by hand.

Even so, those physical wargames often retained a very primitive way to represent their armies as an undifferentiated mass of single units. Stacking several divisions for an attack would only give you the sum of the individual divisions' combat factors, the same total as if they had attacked individually.

By now this has become a trope of how wargames should look and work: lazy design perpetuating itself into a genre identity. A wargame has to have a billion units for you to move one by one, because that's what makes it a wargame. Not to mention the visceral thrill of having cool black and white counters for every single SS division!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
wargame red dragon is p fun, the 2nd korean war campaign is hilarious

Danann
Aug 4, 2013



can't wait for proper victoria 3 and taking photos of the jank government makeups that comes from a patch zero paradox game

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
forming communist megagermany in vicky2 and then trying to prop up revolutions in britain and france resulting in 80 million dead europeans is probably the most fun i've had in a paradox game

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i've been revisting john tiller's campaign series which you know is a grognard game because the designer's name is in the title

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(
Do you guys have some suggestions on wargames that are a) playable on potato computers, b) not ridiculously complex and c) seriously, not ridiculously complex, I've never played a strategy game more complicated than Advance Wars before? Actually that reminds me, if it's turn based, all the better.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Raskolnikov38 posted:

forming communist megagermany in vicky2 and then trying to prop up revolutions in britain and france resulting in 80 million dead europeans is probably the most fun i've had in a paradox game
J O K E R M O D E

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

January 6 Survivor posted:

Do you guys have some suggestions on wargames that are a) playable on potato computers, b) not ridiculously complex and c) seriously, not ridiculously complex, I've never played a strategy game more complicated than Advance Wars before? Actually that reminds me, if it's turn based, all the better.

Unity of Command is a good starting point. Enough is abstracted that's its arguably more of a puzzle game than a wargame but it's still a good entry to the genre and thinking about concepts like supply and planning offensives.

Panzer Corps or its sequel are also good. Much more about mashing your mans into the other mans and maintaining your troops over the duration of a campaign. Panzer Corps 2 is more of the same but prettier and a little smoother.

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003
That's definitely a thing, and it creates a vicious circle in regards to both assistive and oppositional AI--the computer must in turn be as incompetent as a distracted player in order to produce semiplausible results where player attention isn't, which in turn makes doing the Patton bullshit of jumping into a jeep and leading one (minimum exposed unit here) around give implausibly good results, which in turn encourages the player to leave nothing to their own vestigial AI, which in turn makes fixing up the barely-used player-subordinate AI low priority.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Was super excited to play the actual game Wargame but it's a painful slog of a learning curve and gave up after a day of playing.

Paradox games will never betray me but their DLCs might

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

January 6 Survivor posted:

Do you guys have some suggestions on wargames that are a) playable on potato computers, b) not ridiculously complex and c) seriously, not ridiculously complex, I've never played a strategy game more complicated than Advance Wars before? Actually that reminds me, if it's turn based, all the better.

There's Unity of Command which is relatively more approachable but more puzzle-like (and bit of an RNG fest if you're going for best victory) compared to others in the grog game category.

Rule the Waves 3 is coming to steam and should be playable on super potato computers. But it requires some knowledge of naval history and technology in order to get super high prestige. You could probably muddle through without said naval history knowledge.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Flight sims, but IL-2 is chill & fun but needs some equipment. DCS needs a lot more homework.

Naval sim, but Cold Waters looks fun but I don't really have time to invest in new games.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

we should play cuba libre on tabletop sim

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


Terra Invicta MLM 3rd Worldist Power Strategy :kheldragar:

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Pike and Shot/Sengoku Jidai/Field of Glory 2 are all pretty neat premodern tactical games; the combat takes a minute to get used to all the possible modifiers but the UI is pretty intuitive. I'd definitely recommend Unity of Command though, it's pretty decent especially on a first play and it teaches a lot of the basic ideas that more complicated wargames use

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Atrocious Joe posted:

how deep in the CIA is Volko Ruhnke

extremely funny that Andean Abyss is about how Uribe saved Colombia when last I checked he's awaiting trial for war crimes

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wargame red dragon is p fun, the 2nd korean war campaign is hilarious

i bought this a few years ago but am way too stupid for it, coudlnt figure it out after half an hour

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

alpha centauri is a very good game

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I don't really play computer games anymore but I still fire up Civ 4: BtS a few times a year

Fav physical or "cardboard" game is A&A, 50th Ed.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Stairmaster posted:

we should play cuba libre on tabletop sim

nah, lets play A Distant Plain in honor of President Biden and his hugely succesful ending of the invasion of Afghanistan

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lobster shirt posted:

i bought this a few years ago but am way too stupid for it, coudlnt figure it out after half an hour

its very grognardy and anyone that can play it at speeds above superslow or bullet-time must secretly be AI super computers

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

i picked up that rebel inc game and the main takeaways i got from it (pretty certain it was unintentionally too) was that the economist sucked rear end and that NGOs are the devil's tools and should never be trusted

unrelatedly i got that afghanistan '11 and vietnam '75 games off the steam sale but haven't played them yet.

Cannibal Llama
Jan 3, 2020

Cannibal Llama sounds like it could be a zany intentional throwback to mid OOs Penguin of Doom tier usernames but it also sounds like it could be the name of the lamest possible Metal Gear Solid boss so please don't make fun of it.

Southpaugh posted:

Theres been a lot of talk in the Special Military Operation thread about the various wargames and strategy games our resident war nerds enjoy.

So lets post about them.

I like strategy games, I don't really know or play the crazy poo poo the guys in the other thread were talking about, other than trying and bouncing off HOI4 the last time it went on sale. Really want the USSR DLC despite that fact.

I'll spruce up the OP with hashtag good content in time.

Yeah I'm a pretty big fan of hardcore ultrarealistic grognard wargames myself. My favorite's Command and Conquer Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge.

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
HOI4 is kind of busted in the vanilla game if things go too ahistorical because you get poo poo like fascist India joining the Comintern or whatever. It's a cool game though and I like the focus on production and equipment, plus it's got a decent implementation of logistics since they added railways and supply hubs to the core mechanics. The Kaiserreich mod is good too and is even starting to get rid of the horseshoe theory bullshit that was built into it from day 1 now, they're slowly changing things so that communists and fascists aren't just lumped together as 'totalists' half the time. I'm currently doing a Kaiserreich game as Serbia and it's fun to go socialist and have to military conspiracies and prepare for war against Austria-Hungary in order to form Yugoslavia and get Tito in

Danann posted:

i picked up that rebel inc game and the main takeaways i got from it (pretty certain it was unintentionally too) was that the economist sucked rear end and that NGOs are the devil's tools and should never be trusted

lol that's the one with a glowing quote on the steam page from the (now former) Afghan ambassador to the UK

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

StashAugustine posted:

extremely funny that Andean Abyss is about how Uribe saved Colombia when last I checked he's awaiting trial for war crimes

HerraS posted:

nah, lets play A Distant Plain in honor of President Biden and his hugely succesful ending of the invasion of Afghanistan


would be a shame if the series peaked as early as A Distant Plain, but ADP is really good IMO

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Futanari Damacy posted:

I don't really play computer games anymore but I still fire up Civ 4: BtS a few times a year

Remains the best designed of the series.

What are people's opinions on Humankind or The Old World ?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
ASL?

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Remains the best designed of the series.

What are people's opinions on Humankind or The Old World ?

Humankind sucks and is boring and weirdly racist, but I hear good things about Old World even from people who have otherwise gone off Civ games

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Rebel Inc is a neat little toy, but it is absolute loving horseshit that the insurgency will just auto-spawn even when you have 99% of the map stabilized and the peace process almost complete, basically forcing you to take a massive Reputation hit from disbanding all the jihadi super-soldiers.

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