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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Dropping September 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewgCqJDI_Nk

The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power is Amazon's new series based on J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings, but specifically not the familiar story that we're all aware of from the Peter Jackson movies, and also not an adaptation of Tolkien's lifelong pet project The Silmarillion which served as the backstory for LotR. Those works remain unfilmable by Amazon due to somehow, inexplicably, not having enough money to own the rights to them.

This means that the upcoming series will (to oversimplify it) be placed within the Appendices of LotR, which is the only thing Amazon actually does own the rights to — that plus a few aspects of The Silmarillion that reportedly have been negotiated with the Tolkien estate. The story will be set in the Second Age, placing it between the Silmarillion (First Age) and LotR (Third Age), and encompass events such as:

- The founding and destruction of Númenor
- Sauron's rise to power and forging of the Rings
- The rise of the Elven kingdoms in Middle-earth: Lórien, Rivendell, Eregion
- The establishment of Gondor and Arnor as the Númenórean kingdoms in exile
- And many smaller sub-stories such as the rise of Hobbits and the Dwarf-kingdoms

The show reportedly costs over $1 billion for a 5-season run, which makes it the most expensive TV show of all time.


A PSA for those who might be new to certain areas of discussion around Tolkien's universe and this show's depiction of it:

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Thats the book of Mormon. In the Silmarillion a large chunk of the bad humans are "swarthy" because they come from the east and south of middle earth, so areas analogous to the middle east and africa. Tolkien never claimed that dark skinned people are bad, he just set up his world so thats how it happened.

they are "bad" because of Morgoth's lies and deceit, not because of inherent nature. he essentially got to them before the Valar did.

to be clear, Tolkien deserves criticism for having some pretty racist poo poo in there, but its important to understand he was not actively claiming any kind of white supremacy and was instead ignorant of how his own biases were being reflected in the books.


A LITTLE LORE BACKSTORY

The show has no rights to the Silmarillion material, so it is proceeding to tell a story that does not depend on your knowing any of it and is not able to go into any great detail about what background it provides. For the benefit of show watchers who are not familiar with it, but who want to understand all the impenetrable Silmarillion jargon that people in the thread are talking about, here is some necessary terminology and a super-synopsis of The Story Thus Far.

Peoples and races:

Eru or Ilúvatar

This is God. He created the universe, but did not directly create Arda, the World in which we live. He lives outside Arda in his own "halls", where he created the Ainur. The Ainur can be thought of as angels or "gods" in the Greek/Roman sense, and they too started life outside Arda. There are hundreds of them.

Ilúvatar one day told the Ainur that he wanted to create the Universe, or Existence, which is called . To do this, he first led the Ainur in a great Music, where they sang Eä into being. (This is what is depicted impressionistically in the show's title sequence.) They sang the themes that Ilúvatar gave them to sing, which sketched out the future history of the world, including the birth of the Children of Ilúvatar, Elves and Men. This music was great and wonderful beyond description, but was marred by one of the Ainur, Melkor, trying to introduce his own themes into it and overpower all the rest of them. The result of this was Ilúvatar telling Melkor that even his own rebellion was part of Ilúvatar's vision, and despite all the selfishness and evil he might do, it would only result in greater glory to Eä and to Ilúvatar in the end.

Then Ilúvatar said the word Eä! and the Universe came into being, but in a primordial and unformed state, and he told the Ainur that it was now up to them to build and shape it for real according to the blueprints they had just sung.

The Valar

Once Eä was made real and Arda was created within it, some of the greatest of the Ainur took on physical form and went down into it. These are the Valar, or Powers. They can be thought of as analogous to Greek or Norse gods. There are 14 of them, not counting Melkor. Some of the notable ones are Manwë (Jupiter/Zeus/Woden), Varda (his Queen, who created the stars, also known as Elbereth), Ulmo (Neptune/Poseidon), Aulë the Smith, Yavanna the spirit of Nature, Oromë the Hunter, Mandos the Doomsayer and keeper of the dead, and Tulkas the god of punching and laughing.

The Valar entered Eä and set to work creating the World, or Arda, which in its initial conception was flat and lit by two huge lamps on pillars, one in the north and one in the south. But Melkor was a poo poo and kept kicking over the mountains they built and spilling the lamps, and while ultimately they succeeded in completing Arda in spite of him, he left his mark on it in every asymmetrical or ugly or hosed-up aspect you see in it. Think of it as Original Sin for the world, Satan's touch at the moment of Creation.

The Maiar

Every Ainu who is not a Vala (and who did not stay outside Eä with Ilúvatar) is a Maia. There are hundreds or thousands of them. These are the same kinds of creatures as the Valar, just less powerful and of lower rank. The Maiar encompass figures ranging from Arien and Tilion (the pilots of the Sun and Moon) and Ossë and Uinen (sea spirits responsible for storms, vassals of Ulmo) and Sauron (once a craftsman in service of Aulë) to the Istari or Wizards, of which Gandalf and Saruman are members, and the Valaraukar or Balrogs (who once were basically powerful angels).

Nearly every sentient spirit in Middle-earth which appears to be some form of monster or supernatural creature is a fallen Maia, one who was taken into the service of Melkor during his rebellion (and there were a LOT of these). This includes dragons, Balrogs, trolls, sea monsters, giant worms, things like the Watcher in the Water — basically anything without a better explanation.

Once the World was fully established and Melkor was (temporarily) subdued, it was time for the awakening of the Firstborn, or the Elves. This happened in the far East of the world, where the only light was from the stars Varda had created. The only true light was in the West, in Valinor (or Aman), the Blessed Realm, where the Valar had set up shop behind a vast mountain range to protect their land from Melkor. They grew two enormous Trees which gave off silver and golden light respectively, Telperion and Laurelin.

The Eldar (Elves)

The Three Kindreds of the Elves awoke by a lake far from Valinor, and Oromë stumbled upon them while hunting one day. He gradually made them aware of him and became trusted by them, teaching them language and lore, and after consulting with the Valar (who by this point were on their own and no longer directly in communication with Ilúvatar, so they were guessing at his intent as much as you or I would be) they decided to bring them to Valinor to protect them from Melkor, who was still at large in the world. So the Vanyar (blonde and poetry-loving), the Noldor (dark-haired, grey-eyed, and knowledge-seeking), and the Teleri (the largest group, lovers of music and of Middle-earth in particular, so they kept hanging back and many never made it to Valinor at all) made the trek to Valinor and to the light of the Trees, which conferred great wisdom and power on them.

However, Melkor managed to ensnare some of the Elves and terrify them away from following Oromë to Valinor, and caused them to stay in the dark of Middle-earth and become separated from the rest of the Elves. It is thought that these (along with millennia of torment and engineering by Melkor) are the origins of the Orcs.

The Elves, being immortal, lived in Valinor for many thousands of years in bliss, and this period is when many of the greatest figures in the lore (including Galadriel, who was a Noldo but blonde because her grandmother was of the Vanyar) were born. It is also when Fëanor, probably the greatest of the Elves and the mightiest inventor and craftsman, and also the biggest and pettiest rear end in a top hat, created the three Silmarils from the light of the Trees, to the wonder and delight of all, including the Valar. However, this age came to an end when Melkor (with the help of the giant spider Ungoliant, a primordial spirit of some kind, perhaps a fallen Maia, perhaps something worse) attacked and killed the two Trees, stole the Silmarils from Fëanor, and fled leaving Valinor in darkness. That is when Fëanor called Melkor Morgoth, the Dark Enemy, and that was his name from then on.

Fëanor swore a terrible oath in Ilúvatar's name to pursue Morgoth and get the Silmarils back, and he led his seven sons and thousands of Noldor across the Sea to Middle-earth. On the way there he stole the ships of the Teleri (who had by then become great shipbuilders) and killed them when they stood up to him; this is the Kinslaying, which is the great curse of the Noldor and one of the first terrible fruits of Fëanor's oath, for which the Valar officially banished all the Noldor following Fëanor into exile. He also left behind a huge number of his own people, who could not fit on the ships or would not take part in the Kinslaying, and he burned the ships upon landing rather than send them back to ferry them across; and they were forced to cross to Middle-earth via the ice-filled Helcaraxë (basically the Bering Strait during the Ice Age), many of them dying in the process, and none of them well disposed toward Fëanor afterwards. But they hated Morgoth more than they hated him.

Fëanor could have restored the Trees if he had given up the Silmarils to extract their light, but he couldn't bear to see his work destroyed, and so he doomed the whole world to darkness. But the Valar were able to save the last fruits from the dying Trees and created the Sun and Moon from them, and when the Elves landed in Middle-earth, the Sun rose for the first time. That was the beginning of the days of light as we know them.

The bulk of the narrative of the Silmarillon is concerned with the centuries-long war in Middle-earth between the Elves (the exiled Noldor and the Teleri whom they met up with in Middle-earth, who weren't too happy to see them once they heard about the Kinslaying) and Morgoth and his hordes of Orcs. I won't belabor the details of these, but they concern many iconic scenes such as Fingolfin (Fëanor's half-brother) dueling Morgoth at his gate, Fëanor's death and his seven sons vowing to continue pursuing the Silmarils in service of their Oath, Morgoth capturing Fëanor's son Maedhros after a battle and pinning him to the face of a cliff by his hand until he was rescued by his cousin Fingon riding on the back of an eagle, and the coming of Men.

A lot of the story concerns the languages of the Elves and which kindreds spoke them. When the show speaks of "Elvish", it is talking about either Quenya (the language of the High-elves, the Vanyar and Noldor, which you can think of like Latin) or Sindarin (the language of the Sindar, the Grey-elves, the portion of the Teleri who stayed behind in Middle-earth after crossing the Misty Mountains on the way west; with respect to Latin it is analogous to languages like Spanish or Romanian). Quenya names tend to be "sharper" and more precise, and Sindarin has a "softer" or more informal sound, developed over centuries of separation from Quenya. This is where you get name variations like the ever-popular Teleporno, the Quenya form of Celeborn. Many of the important figures in the Silmarillion and LotR are Sindar, including Legolas, his father Thranduil, the OG Elvenking Thingol who had actually seen the Trees on an early ambassador's visit and was thus the wisest and greatest of the Sindar, and many others. In the show Arondir seems to be one of these as well. Not all Elves are woodland creatures who live in trees; Thingol and Finrod (Galadriel's brother from the prologue of Episode 1) dug huge caves and lived underground, which can be linked to Celtic myths about faëries who live in mounds. (The nerdiest of Tolkien readers know that he was writing this whole mess as a synthetic mythological history of the British Isles, incorporating pre-Roman traditions and Anglo-Saxon/Old English linguistics and reimagining England and Ireland as the places where the Elves once dwelt until they "faded".)

The Edain or Men (Humans)

At the first rising of the Sun, in accordance with the third and most mysterious of Ilúvatar's musical themes from the Music of the Ainur, the fathers of Men awoke, also somewhere far to the east in Middle-earth; and they showed up while the Elves were busy already with their wars with Morgoth. The Men came into Beleriand (the western lands of Middle-earth where most of the Silmarillion takes place) in a variety of tribes and migrations over hundreds of years, and a few of their houses became friendly with the Elves and supported them in their fight against Morgoth. Other groups of Men were swayed to Morgoth's side, and a lot of the Silmarillion is about Men-on-Men warfare and rivalry as subplots of larger conflicts.

(Note that while the Elves are associated with the stars, Men are associated with the Sun; this is why the ships of Númenor have huge sun motifs on their sails.)

From the noble Houses of Men came figures such as:

The fate-cursed Túrin Turambar who killed Glaurung, the first of the Dragons, but not before unknowingly marrying his long-lost sister who had amnesia from Glaurung's curse

Beren, who fell in love with Thingol's daughter Lúthien, and to win her father's favor the two of them sought out a Silmaril from Morgoth's crown. On their quest they teamed up with Finrod, who fought a song-battle with Sauron, then a lieutenant of Morgoth in charge of an outpost watchtower full of werewolves, and was killed by him. They succeeded in sneaking into Morgoth's stronghold, wooing him to sleep, and stealing one of the Silmarils to bring back to Thingol, who passed it down to Beren and Lúthien's son Dior and then to his daughter Elwing, who was thus Halfelven (and also a Maia on her grandmother's side — that's right, Thingol married Melian who was a straight-up Maia)

Tuor, who found his way to the hidden Elven kingdom of Gondolin, where a massive host of Elves under the king Turgon waited in secret to be called out at the last moment when their cover is finally blown and they stand a chance of overpowering Morgoth once and for all; he got together with the Elvish princess and had a son, Eärendil — another Halfelven

But as great and heroic as all the deeds of Elves and Men were throughout the War, and as many victories as they achieved, the story of the Silmarillion is one of doom and decay; and Morgoth steadily and inexorably overcame all the Elven kingdoms and turned all but the three noble Houses of Men to his banner. At the end of the First Age, thus, when things were at their worst, and Gondolin had been uncovered and overthrown and Morgoth had all but overrun all of Beleriand, Eärendil and his wife Elwing took the Silmaril on a ship on a voyage to Valinor — off-limits to both Elves since the Kinslaying, and Men since always — and petitioned the Valar on behalf of both Kindreds for help against Morgoth. Due to this unprecendented act of courage and self-sacrifice, the Valar answered his prayer, and they fought the War of Wrath in which Morgoth was overthrown, Eärendil fought the dragon Ancalagon the Black in the skies and threw him down onto Morgoth's mountain fortress of Thangorodrim and shattered it, and all of Beleriand was crushed into the Sea. After this act, when the Valar went back overseas to Valinor and took Morgoth and a great many Elves back home with them (though many still remained, including some Noldor who while no longer banned and exiled due to the Oath and Kinslaying because the two remaining Silmarils had been lost in the aftermath of the war, still wanted to linger in mortal lands—their king in Middle-earth was Gil-galad), Eärendil was set in his ship to patrol the skies and the Door of Night through which Morgoth had been thrown, forever on guard against his return. His Silmaril can be seen to this day as the "evening star" Venus, and the namesake of Arwen Evenstar, the daughter of Elrond the son of Eärendil.

After the overthrow of Morgoth, the Valar raised up the island of Númenor and gave it to the three Houses of Men who had aided the Elves in the war. Their first King was Elros, brother of Elrond. The Valar gave both of these Halfelven the choice to join either Elves or Men; Elrond chose Elves and immortality, and Elros chose Men and the kingship of Númenor. He lived for 500 years, and his royal line had similarly long lives, though none quite as long as him.

Over the ~2500 years of the Second Age, the kingdom of Númenor gained power and status and technological advancement unheard-of in the ancient world, to the point where Tolkien made allusions to inventions such as steam engines and firearms. They became great shipbuilders and navigators and sailed frequently to Middle-earth (whose shores were now as they appear in the LotR maps, now that Beleriand had been sunk) to establish colonies and mainland realms. But they were forbidden from sailing westward to Valinor or to Tol Eressëa (the Lonely Isle, within sight of Valinor, where most of the Teleri had settled, still unwilling to go all the way).

This Ban had predictable effects, as the Númenóreans gained more and more power, and of course wanted more and more; and they rankled at the Ban and sought to gain the eternal life that they saw the Elves as having and withholding from them somehow. (In their religion they were also closer to Ilúvatar directly than to the Valar, whom they saw as unfair and in the pocket of the Elves.) A schism arose, between the Faithful or Elf-friends (who lived in the west of the island) and the King's Men who saw the dominion of the world as their right. Over time the formerly common Quenya (as seen in the royal names of the Kings and Queens) was supplanted by names and speech in Adűnaic (the human language derived from the tongues of the early Edain), and speaking Quenya/Elvish was forbidden. At the time of the show, we are seeing the final days of the royal line of Elros, diminishing in lifespan as well as in wisdom, but increasing in power and arrogance. Tar-Míriel the Queen is the daughter of one of the last Kings, Tar-Palantir, who repented of the ways of the recent Kings who had turned away from the Valar, and was trying to rehabilitate the Faithful; but Pharazôn, her Chancellor and cousin, is one of the most ambitious and nationalistic men ever to have come up in Númenor.

Elendil is a descendant of one of the branches of the royal house that stayed true to the Elves and had become the progenitors of the Faithful, and his noble standing keeps him close to the royal court despite his keeping his true allegiances hidden. He and his sons Anárion and Isildur enjoy some wealth and privilege but the Kings' Men are the ones who really hold the cards.

The Dwarves

Waaay back in the days before the Trees, when Arda was still being created, Aulë was envious of the Children of Ilúvatar — Elves and Men — and decided he wanted Children of his own. So he created Dwarves in his smithy. Ilúvatar saw what he was doing and admonished him for it, saying the Dwarves didn't have any free will of their own and were just soulless automatons, as Aulë had no agency for creating truly new life, just as Melkor could not create Orcs from whole cloth either. But Aulë pleaded for clemency, and at the same time offered to destroy his creation; and Ilúvatar granted life to the Dwarves, making them into a sentient race all of their own. But Ilúvatar didn't put them at the same level as Elves and Men; the Dwarves were set in caves to wake up only after the other Children had awakened, and they were not given any special blessings as were given to Elves (immortality and reincarnation within Arda) or Men (Death and ascension to eternal life with Ilúvatar). Nobody knows what happens when they die.

Also, because Aulë's wife was Yavanna the Nature goddess, and she knew the Dwarves would be axe-wielders and would want to chop down all her trees to feed their furnaces, she created (or asked Ilúvatar to create) the Ents to act as the trees' shepherds. It seems these are not Maiar invited into Arda (as Tom Bombadil's origins are also not known), but another race given sentience by Ilúvatar during this episode with the Dwarves.

The Dwarves are divided into seven Houses, the oldest of which is the Longbeards, whose progenitor is Durin. There have been several Durins in the millennia since Durin I, including the ones seen in the show at Elrond's visit and the founding of Fëanor's grandson Celebrimbor's forge in Eregion.

Hobbits

The Silmarillion makes hardly any mention of Hobbits or where they come from. It seems they are related to Men or a subset of Men, and follow the same rules as Men when it comes to death and the relationship with the world.

Data Graham fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Oct 25, 2022

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

very excited to get disappointed despite knowing better this entire time

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Is the $250 million in the thread title how much the rights alone cost?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That's what I found on a cursory search, yeah

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I had to check to see if WoT and RoP both had the same Director of Photography because they both look the same.

Based on images, if you told me this was a CW show I'd believe you.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Data Graham posted:

That's what I found on a cursory search, yeah

Pales in comparison for the $4.5 billion Disney paid for Star Wars but considering how niche the rights agreement is for RoP , drat

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


As much as I have dunked on the rights situation of this show, I love LotR and genuinely hope this thing turns out to be good.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

https://twitter.com/i/status/1547565818170331137

oath of feanor in the trailer which is neat

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

I am apparently that sort of weirdo who gets chills when themes from the movies (in this case the Rivendell theme) are even just hinted at lol

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Is Sauron already full evil by this point in the timeline? I can't remember reading if he was kinda neutral and then is eventually corrupted by Melkor. Is somebody playing Sauron or are they holding off on that for a surprise reveal in the show when he looks like a normal guy so he can sneak around without everyone going WOAH IT'S SAURON!

Would Gandalf and the other wizards already be in ME by this point as well? Did they already look old when they came to ME?

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Amazon's The Rings of Power: A Lord of the Rings Story.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Gresh posted:

Amazon's The Rings of Power: A Lord of the Rings Story.

Amazon Rings The Lord: A Power Story

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

SyRauk posted:

Is Sauron already full evil by this point in the timeline? I can't remember reading if he was kinda neutral and then is eventually corrupted by Melkor. Is somebody playing Sauron or are they holding off on that for a surprise reveal in the show when he looks like a normal guy so he can sneak around without everyone going WOAH IT'S SAURON!

I recall from the Silmarillion that after the War of Wrath Sauron repented, and may have even been genuine in his repentance for [paraphrasing/misremembering] "his appearance became fair again," but evil is all-corrupting and he fell back in to his old ways relatively quickly.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


SyRauk posted:

Is Sauron already full evil by this point in the timeline? I can't remember reading if he was kinda neutral and then is eventually corrupted by Melkor. Is somebody playing Sauron or are they holding off on that for a surprise reveal in the show when he looks like a normal guy so he can sneak around without everyone going WOAH IT'S SAURON!
This is the Second Age, so Sauron is already super-evil. When he went among the elves to forge and then distribute his rings, he did it in disguise under the name Annatar. Currently, imdb doesn't have anyone listed as playing Sauron/Annatar.

EDIT: although there is apparently a character called "The Stranger". Hmmmm.....

quote:

Would Gandalf and the other wizards already be in ME by this point as well? Did they already look old when they came to ME?
gandalf didn't show up until the 3rd age, and he always took the appearance of an old man.

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
So the rings have already been created and passed out?

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


The show is supposed to cover the events of the forging of the rings and the fall of Numenor, which is the Middle Earth version of Atlantis and the land where the founders of Gondor who were the ancestors of Aragorn would come from.

Edit: hopefully not all in the first season, though.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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One thing we already know is that the timeline of the narrative will be compressed, such that events that should be separated by thousands of years (the forging of the Rings, the destruction of Númenor) will occur more or less at the same time.

It's a really interesting narrative row to hoe — the story as written takes place over centuries, but it also stars characters who are immortal and keep reappearing throughout the timeline, so they might kindasorta be able to get away with it

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I'm trying not to have too high expectations for this. It would be so easy to make it better than the Hobbit trilogy. It doesn't have to be as good as the Lord of the Rings movies, just good enough.

I'm cautiously optimistic, and I will watch it, as much as I hate giving amazon attention.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Data Graham posted:

One thing we already know is that the timeline of the narrative will be compressed, such that events that should be separated by thousands of years (the forging of the Rings, the destruction of Númenor) will occur more or less at the same time.

It's a really interesting narrative row to hoe — the story as written takes place over centuries, but it also stars characters who are immortal and keep reappearing throughout the timeline, so they might kindasorta be able to get away with it

Yeah the squishing of the timelines is not something I personally am very comfortable with but christ what can you do otherwise?

What's the fiery void that Galadriel remembers seeing? Is that something from the War of Wrath because goddamn that would be one helluva flashback.

Or, actually, it looks like water so I guess it's Númenor and there's some editing fuckery going on.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
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A Moose posted:

I'm trying not to have too high expectations for this. It would be so easy to make it better than the Hobbit trilogy. It doesn't have to be as good as the Lord of the Rings movies, just good enough.

I'm cautiously optimistic, and I will watch it, as much as I hate giving amazon attention.

The Hobbit trilogy was god awful so if the bar is being better than that then that should be easy to clear.

Watching the trailer this looks pretty bland. I don't think it'll be terrible but doesn't look like anything special either. It also looks and feels a lot like Peter Jackson's films and I was hoping for something more imaginative than that

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
There are rumours abound that the first two episodes will be screened in select cinemas as a big event to launch the show and get people invested in the show, which would mean the production values for the first two episodes will be off the charts for a tv show.

I guess we wait and find out in the next month or so.


The full trailer looks pretty good, I just hope the fact they cheaped out/refused to pay for actors to sit in a hotel for two weeks of covid isolation and instead moved the whole production from New Zealand in season 1 to the UK and Ireland for future seasons means we may miss out on the epic landscapes of NZ and that established LOTR look with the environment on screen.

drunkill fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jul 14, 2022

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I will say I really like the cityscapes and establishing shots. They look like a ridiculous amount of art went into them.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

BigglesSWE posted:

Yeah the squishing of the timelines is not something I personally am very comfortable with but christ what can you do otherwise?

What's the fiery void that Galadriel remembers seeing? Is that something from the War of Wrath because goddamn that would be one helluva flashback.

Or, actually, it looks like water so I guess it's Númenor and there's some editing fuckery going on.

The fire and ash is likely referring to the Dagor Bragollach or the Battle of Sudden Flame from the 1st age, possibly the War of Wrath itself. The floating bodies is likely the Kinslaying at Aqualonde, where Feanor and his Noldor crew (including Galadriel) murdered the Teleri harbormasters, stole what boats they needed and burned the rest.


Old Kentucky Shark posted:

The show is supposed to cover the events of the forging of the rings and the fall of Numenor, which is the Middle Earth version of Atlantis and the land where the founders of Gondor who were the ancestors of Aragorn would come from.

Edit: hopefully not all in the first season, though.

its 5 seasons and what they are doing is condensing a lot of the 2nd age stories we have into the latter part of the period, since otherwise they would be changing the entire cast every other season. obviously they are going to do flashbacks and maybe the first few eps give more backstory, but in general its picking up with Ar-Pharazon in power, so most of the main events will happen within a couple hundred years, which for a show is still a huge timeframe. what i think basically will happen is they merge the 2 main times Numenor fought Sauron into 1, and just treat it as 1 incident that leads to the Downfall.

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


I'm not feeling the way the Numenoreans look tbh. Like most of the costumes here just look look uninspired and even kinda cheap/campy

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Gresh posted:

I'm not feeling the way the Numenoreans look tbh. Like most of the costumes here just look look uninspired and even kinda cheap/campy



idk, he has pretty good "mad king who declares war on god" vibes

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
I can't wait for the usual suspects to meltdown about the swarthier characters. One of them looked like they could be Italian or even Moorish and that clearly goes against Tolkeins vision.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

especially given Numenor is a 2000 year old maritime empire with far flung colonies and holdings

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
Is it the Simarillion of the Book of Mormon where the various races of man are made by god cursing them and darkening their skin from the default white state? Like how Orcs got made from Elves.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

2nd Amendment posted:

Is it the Simarillion of the Book of Mormon where the various races of man are made by god cursing them and darkening their skin from the default white state? Like how Orcs got made from Elves.

Thats the book of Mormon. In the Silmarillion a large chunk of the bad humans are "swarthy" because they come from the east and south of middle earth, so areas analogous to the middle east and africa. Tolkien never claimed that dark skinned people are bad, he just set up his world so thats how it happened.

they are "bad" because of Morgoth's lies and deceit, not because of inherent nature. he essentially got to them before the Valar did.

to be clear, Tolkien deserves criticism for having some pretty racist poo poo in there, but its important to understand he was not actively claiming any kind of white supremacy and was instead ignorant of how his own biases were being reflected in the books.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Oh, is that what that was? Sweet.

My initial reaction was "the Trees? Does that mean we're getting Feanor?", so Feanor confirmed loving rules. Is that maybe who Galadriel was having her dick-measuring contest with? Because it'd be entirely in character for both of them.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Gresh posted:

I'm not feeling the way the Numenoreans look tbh. Like most of the costumes here just look look uninspired and even kinda cheap/campy



The hell is that script on those ladies' dresses?

Making up a whole new writing system in a Tolkien show is some kind of hubris


(Also it would be hilarious if that was English, it would look like they're wearing giant mayor sashes)

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Its kind of weird how cheap this all looks for what they spent.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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WoodrowSkillson posted:

Thats the book of Mormon. In the Silmarillion a large chunk of the bad humans are "swarthy" because they come from the east and south of middle earth, so areas analogous to the middle east and africa. Tolkien never claimed that dark skinned people are bad, he just set up his world so thats how it happened.

they are "bad" because of Morgoth's lies and deceit, not because of inherent nature. he essentially got to them before the Valar did.

to be clear, Tolkien deserves criticism for having some pretty racist poo poo in there, but its important to understand he was not actively claiming any kind of white supremacy and was instead ignorant of how his own biases were being reflected in the books.

I'm gonna quote this in the OP so we can hopefully stave off anybody kramering in to start the racism debate

It's a fine discussion to have, I'd just like there to be some "we have already discussed the major points and reached a broad consensus of understanding :geno:" ground rules

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I didn’t know Galadriel was present for the Kinslaying. Goddamn she had a life and a half didn’t she.

Oasx
Oct 11, 2006

Freshly Squeezed
The show looks very good, I hope it also will be good.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

BigglesSWE posted:

I didn’t know Galadriel was present for the Kinslaying. Goddamn she had a life and a half didn’t she.

She did not say the Oath, and thus was pardoned, but followed Feanor anyway. and yeah, by the time of LOTR she is by far the most influential and powerful elf in middle earth. Tolkien describes her as destroying Dol Guldur's walls, herself.

Pioneer42
Jun 8, 2010

BigglesSWE posted:

I didn’t know Galadriel was present for the Kinslaying. Goddamn she had a life and a half didn’t she.

Curious how you could know what the Kinslaying is but NOT know Galadriel was around.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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What are you hiding, Bigglesswë?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

BigglesSWE posted:

I didn’t know Galadriel was present for the Kinslaying. Goddamn she had a life and a half didn’t she.
Galadriel was present for the Kinslaying and also (and I'll spoiler this poo poo because it looks like it might get covered in the show) also present for Feanor burning the swan ships after he used them like the supreme dickbag he is, stranding her in Valinor, and then Galadriel is chief among the elves who decides "well gently caress that rear end in a top hat but I still want to leave and do my own thing" and they go on a horrific forced march through a frozen wasteland for literal years.

Galadriel is nice, but really, really scary powerful. The following is a comprehensive list of characters you see on-screen in any LotR or Hobbit movie who Galadriel could not effortlessly slap right across the horizon:
  • Sauron

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

in general its picking up with Ar-Pharazon in power

Interestingly, the EW article specifically calls him "Pharazon, an advisor to queen-regent Miriel", so he's not king yet. I wouldn't be surprised if they try and crowbar in some early Game of Thrones style politicking around his rise to power (encouraged constantly by The Stranger).

Any ideas about the comet that features prominently? I don't recall anything like that, I'm guessing maybe Sauron's return to ME?

I also have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of the super cool First Age stuff like the Oath, the Trees, Kinslaying, Helcaraxe etc is going to be part of a 10-minute background montage in episode 1, similar to how Fellowship starts with the story of the Ring up to Bilbo's party.

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