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Twenty Four posted:Entering the restroom and nervously standing next to Duke Nukem at the adjacent urinal, being polite and not making eye contact or saying anything while he is doing his business, spending forever washing your hands as a delay tactic to introduce yourself, but he just won't stop going. Duke Pissen Forever
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practicing my pogo moves at home. doesn't matter who i bump into first, scrooge mcduck or comandeer keen - i'm making a new best friend.
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Jul 23, 2022 21:57
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Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! you wanna go grab a beer or somethin man?
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trying to deliver pizza to the sleepover in Night Trap but my attempts to beat the 30 minute time limit keep getting foiled
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trying to follow my good buddy Gordon Freeman but apparently he only wants me for my access privileges and the extra hev suit batteries I keep in my prison wallet
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Jul 24, 2022 08:34
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Fart Dumbass posted:Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! you wanna go grab a beer or somethin man? |
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Jul 24, 2022 22:09
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Stays a while, Listens, Moves in for a sidehug |
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Jul 25, 2022 01:34
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Fart Dumbass posted:Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! you wanna go grab a beer or somethin man? *snake shows up 30 minutes late* "i'm really sorry but i am not going to say the thing."
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Jul 25, 2022 01:39
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frogger my dude, just cross at a crosswalk my guy.
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Jul 25, 2022 01:39
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Thunder Moose posted:frogger my dude, just cross at a crosswalk my guy. you know they have places with like, frog crossing signs, right? dude?  you know i say this with love.
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Buttchocks posted:Stays a while,
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Buttchocks posted:Stays a while, |
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I went to the buffet with Kirby and Pac man but uhhh I can't recommend it. |
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i just said hey and this completely silent high school kid threw a tarot card at me, talked to his cat and left to go kill god. Not a lot of in the way of social skills, but I appreciate the energy of these zoomers. Ice Phisherman fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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KIM KITSURAGI — A bespectacled man in an orange bomber jacket is tapping his foot on the floor. Looks like he's waiting for someone -- you. As you approach, he narrows his eyes and extends his hand in greeting. PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Medium: Success] — On the sleeve of his bomber jacket -- as well as on its back -- are enigmatic white rectangles. YOU — Shake his hand. KIM KITSURAGI — "Hello, I'm Kim Kitsuragi." His grip is firm. "Lieutenant, Precinct 57. You must be from the 41st..." You realize he is waiting for your name. COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — "I want to have gently caress with you." Scuba Trooper fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jul 26, 2022 |
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(taps shoulder) Excuse me... (gets slapped into space by unrealistic boob physics as the fighting game heroine turns around) |
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