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Looks like poo poo
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Jul 15, 2022 07:52
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very typical blockbuster action monster movie with a kid and old fogey versions of characters from 27 years ago and the younger characters from the recent movie, and boy they are running all over the place nearly gettin killed and stuff and helpin each other out and love conquers all (to be fair though jeff goldblum looks good for his age)
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Jul 15, 2022 08:06
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Oh HELL yeah, they're making a Jurassic World version of Dominion?!?
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Jul 15, 2022 08:44
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Ooooh she zellwegen
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Jul 15, 2022 11:40
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Does a T-rex eat someone that the film strongly suggests deserves it?
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Jul 15, 2022 12:52
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Jurassic World Dominion finally making the dinosaur-human hybrids I always wanted.
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Jul 15, 2022 13:02
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Velociraptors we're actually the size of hamsters
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Jul 15, 2022 13:11
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Always happy to see Sam Neill in more stuff but this was the dumbest Jurassic Park movie by a wide margin and that's saying a lot given the last 2. I've also never seen a movie that presents the ending as a revelation, but it's the exact same ending as the last movie.
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Jul 15, 2022 13:16
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Needed less dinodominion and more dinoduhtopia.
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Jul 15, 2022 15:50
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Check out this thread for some amazing cinematography and editing https://twitter.com/SadHillDevan/status/1547746783928782850?s=20&t=5m40HXHAHOayclSaBEryuQ
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Jul 15, 2022 15:54
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More like dinoSNORE
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Jul 15, 2022 16:00
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I thought it was a lot better than the previous two movies OP
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Jul 15, 2022 16:02
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ante posted:I thought it was a lot better than the previous two movies OP Ok but pop quiz hotshot did you prefer the lost world or jp3? you lose
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Jul 15, 2022 16:04
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Ok but pop quiz hotshot did you prefer the lost world or jp3? both of those were hot garbage lost world at least had a couple good scenes and a t-rex loving up san diego edit: just to be clear, all the JW movies are also hot garbage
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Jul 15, 2022 16:06
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Jurassic Park should have stayed as a stand-alone movie.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:08
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You Are A Elf posted:Jurassic Park should have stayed as a stand-alone movie.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:09
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Same for the book.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:10
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If you've never read the original book and can't be bothered there's a good audiobook of it, it's interesting to see the differences.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:12
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The reason Jurassic Park works so well is that it's a dramatic movie that happens to have brief periods of dinosaur It has about 7 minutes of dinos onscreen for the whole thing. All the other movies are monster movies, which has never exactly been prone to cinematic masterpiece
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Jul 15, 2022 16:13
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The book was terrible.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:20
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ante posted:The reason Jurassic Park works so well is that it's a dramatic movie that happens to have brief periods of dinosaur Also didn't do dumb bullshit like invent new dinosaurs. jenny jones fan posted:The book was terrible. It's amazing Crichton had such a successful career when his books break the cardinal rule of storytelling.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:22
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#deportchrispratt why'd u see a chris pratt movie?
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Jul 15, 2022 16:24
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's amazing Crichton had such a successful career when his books break the cardinal rule of storytelling. They're usually good ideas with terrible everything else.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:24
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That first movie is an absolute masterpiece. It sets up the premise right away, then you're at the park and immediately know they're having issues, then the poo poo hits the fan and the rest of the movie is just trying to survive and escape. Not a wasted moment in that whole thing. I did not like the book, it took me forever to finish it and there were long stretches where I just couldn't get into the story at all.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:24
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kntfkr posted:#deportchrispratt A reasonable question
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Jul 15, 2022 16:25
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the new dinosaur movie was bad the new thor movie was bad but... would a DinoThor move be bad? probably not!
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Jul 15, 2022 16:25
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It's really funny that the guy who wrote techno-thrillers full of scientific poo poo wrote a climate change denial book. Read that one thinking what the gently caress is going on.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:28
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Giant locusts you say?
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Jul 15, 2022 16:30
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I was gonna watch it but then I saw it was 2 and a half hours long. Like wtf is that? How could it possibly have enough story to fill that long of a runtime?
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Jul 15, 2022 16:34
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I read somewhere they bloat out all movies unnecessarily now because time spent streaming is apparently a metric.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:36
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Caesar Saladin posted:I was gonna watch it but then I saw it was 2 and a half hours long. Like wtf is that? How could it possibly have enough story to fill that long of a runtime? There are 8 two-minute ad breaks for Hulu and Disney+ in the film. It's groundbreaking.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:37
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A movie has to be over ten minutes long or Pratt-heads won't click on it. 
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Jul 15, 2022 16:37
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Caesar Saladin posted:I was gonna watch it but then I saw it was 2 and a half hours long. Like wtf is that? How could it possibly have enough story to fill that long of a runtime? Don't worry it only feels like a 6 hour movie by the end.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:39
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Does Clint Howard's niece run around in high heels again?
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Jul 15, 2022 16:49
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I could have just said Bryce Dallas Howard, but I think this is funnier.
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Jul 15, 2022 16:50
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Because it makes you imagine Clint running around in stilettos, and there's nothing sexier than that  
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Jul 15, 2022 16:52
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Do any dinosaurs have sex in the back of a shot?
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Pratt: I train raptors. Goldblum: I had a dog that humped my leg. 
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