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Modern meat shoe technology is really something.
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FYI the Jurassic Park novel is far superior because John Hammond dies, as he deserves to.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:00
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There is finally a feathered raptor - a Pyroraptor - that jumps into near freezing water and then zips around underwater like a super fast seal, lol what
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Jul 15, 2022 17:03
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super sweet best pal posted:Modern meat shoe technology is really something. Lol
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Jul 15, 2022 17:07
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neato burrito posted:FYI the Jurassic Park novel is far superior because John Hammond dies, as he deserves to. Q: What was the velociraptor's favorite lunch? A: A Hammond cheese sandwich.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:09
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His actual death is pretty hilarious, Later in the novel, Hammond is killed by a pack of Procompsognathus after falling down a hill and breaking his ankle, running from what he thought was the juvenile T. rex, but was really a recorded tyrannosaur roar over the park's P.A. system played by his grandchildren. owned u old bitch
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Jul 15, 2022 17:12
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i thought the original jurassic park was ok but it seemed pretty obvious even back then that any and all sequels would be absolute crap and i have seen none of them
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Jul 15, 2022 17:16
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How was the laser dot system with the killer raptors supposed to work? Don't the raptors have to see the dot? There are scenes where the raptors are clearly not looking at the dot but they still give chase. Who cares I guess?
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Jul 15, 2022 17:16
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I like when they introduce a little side villain who's built up like a big deal with her own trained raptors and then she totally disappears from the movie. Then there's ANOTHER side villain that shows up right near the end, like he's the main bad guy's secret bodyguard or something, and he also just disappears. And I really like how the main villain keeps asking for food bars and you think this is going to pay off but it never does, instead he dies in a really bizarre homage to the first movie that seems to suggest he's somehow aware of events in that first movie that nobody in the world could be. Which is fitting because he also has access to the shaving cream can that was buried in mud in a random spot on an island that was then abandoned and eventually destroyed by a volcano.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:18
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I am so sick and tired of all these Jurassic Worlds
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Jul 15, 2022 17:24
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Earwicker posted:i thought the original jurassic park was ok but it seemed pretty obvious even back then that any and all sequels would be absolute crap and i have seen none of them It's funny how much poo poo the second movie got when it's a masterpiece compared to this godawful trilogy.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:25
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's funny how much poo poo the second movie got when it's a masterpiece compared to this godawful trilogy. I like the story that spielberg's ad was super pumped to direct it and at the last minute he said yoink and did it himself.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:28
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I can believe brining dinosaurs back using dna harvested from blood inside ancient mosquitos trapped in amber and I can also believe scientists making a hybrid super t-rex that can turn itself invisible to sell to the army, but there is no way in hell you'd be able to drive a 1992 jeep wrangler after it's spent 21 years in storage by jury-rigging a different battery to it. I mean there is just no way, come on man. I'm here for dinosaur science fiction not propaganda from the Fiat Chrysler corporation.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:33
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Especially that little rear end in a top hat too, give me a break
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Jul 15, 2022 17:34
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World was ok in a "turn your brain off and cram popcorn and soda down your gullet" kinda way but the rest are so dogshit that the food and drink turn to ash and sewage in your mouth
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Jul 15, 2022 17:35
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I like how in the first movie every dinosaur (and non dinosaur) acted like a monster and not an animal. And also went the two 8 ton dinosaurs threw each other on the ground multiple times by the neck without being permanently crippled in the final fight.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:46
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Wasn’t there an instance in the latest movie where two characters outran a velociraptor on foot, but then later Chris Pratt jumps on a motorcycle going at top speed and could not outrun another (the same?) velociraptor?
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Jul 15, 2022 17:52
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That raptor just ate at Arby's before chasing Pratt on foot, so it was feeling kind of logy. Once it had a sit down it was back to normal.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:01
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Oh, it was Pratt both times? lol
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Jul 15, 2022 18:05
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what tf happened to laura dern in the half decade since twin peaks the return? she was smokin.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:14
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Does a dinosaur get kicked out a window by sick gymnastics in this one
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Jul 15, 2022 18:15
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SilvergunSuperman posted:His actual death is pretty hilarious, lmao ya at first hes like 'gently caress off stupid tiny lizards' they just start taking bites while he's still alive but incapacitated the compy scene in the second movie is clearly inspired but much less horriffic
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Jul 15, 2022 18:16
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You Are A Elf posted:Wasn’t there an instance in the latest movie where two characters outran a velociraptor on foot, but then later Chris Pratt jumps on a motorcycle going at top speed and could not outrun another (the same?) velociraptor? Neither of those were velociraptors you MORON you ABSOLUTE BUFFOON
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Jul 15, 2022 18:16
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There are no velociraptors. They're all fake.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:18
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Second and third movies were kind of a pastiche of scenes taken from both books that didn't fit in elsewhere They didn't really fit in those movies either but They Tried
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Jul 15, 2022 18:18
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's amazing Crichton had such a successful career when his books break the cardinal rule of storytelling. Fifth graders don’t care. I read jurassic park at that age and loved it. Also read a few of his others and they couldn’t capture that magic. Think it was Congo, Sphere, and Terminal Man. All terrible even by 11 year old standards.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:23
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ante posted:Neither of those were velociraptors you MORON I haven’t seen Dominion. I saw Fallen Kingdom and that was brutal punishment enough. I just know about that scene from the Internet. I’m from the Internet, you see.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:25
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“They do cum in herds…” *dramatic music swells as the great dinosaur suck and gently caress begins*
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Jul 15, 2022 19:11
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super sweet best pal posted:Modern meat shoe technology is really something. …but hubristic shoe scientists do not understand its dangers or how to co-exist with the footwear they have created. The mathematics of chaos theory predicts that life will find a way (to make shoes uncomfortable).
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Jul 15, 2022 19:26
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are you telling me the dinosaurs got loose AGAIN? OH MY GOD i am sprinting to the theater right now, i cant believe this
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Jul 15, 2022 19:38
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Dial A For Awesome posted:…but hubristic shoe scientists do not understand its dangers or how to co-exist with the footwear they have created. The mathematics of chaos theory predicts that life will find a way (to give that meat feet smell).
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Jul 15, 2022 19:41
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Needed more Dinosaurs wrecking poo poo up like they did in down town LA.
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Jul 15, 2022 19:41
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 Translation: Remember when gas was only $1.15? LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Jul 15, 2022 19:43
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NGL the scene at the dino sea world where the big swimmy dinosaur jumps out and eats the shark gave me chills. I wanna be eaten by a big swimasaur
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Jul 15, 2022 19:45
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interwhat posted:NGL the scene at the dino sea world where the big swimmy dinosaur jumps out and eats the shark gave me chills. I wanna be eaten by a big swimasaur They weren't actually that big. Also NOT a dinosaur.
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Jul 15, 2022 19:48
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I want to see a moving character piece about an old person and their pet dino that gets stolen by local genetic engineers. Pig, but with a small ceratopsian.
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Jul 15, 2022 19:48
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goatface posted:I want to see a moving character piece about an old person and their pet dino that gets stolen by local genetic engineers. Seeing-eye raptor
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Jul 15, 2022 20:06
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I heard they finally put some god damned Dimetrodons up in this bitch. Were they given the respect they deserved???
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Jul 15, 2022 20:14
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Does a dinosaur finally get shot in this series Ever since 3 I've wanted to see one of the huge, hyped-up antagonist dinos eat a recoiless round as soon as it shows up
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AARD VARKMAN posted:I heard they finally put some god damned Dimetrodons up in this bitch. Were they given the respect they deserved??? Yeah and they're not even dinosaurs this is BULLSHIT
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