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AARD VARKMAN posted:I heard they finally put some god damned Dimetrodons up in this bitch. Were they given the respect they deserved??? Sad to say there are extended scenes where T rex and Velociraptor make fun of Dimetrodon until it cries and walks off a cliff, and Alan Grant says that they were well known to be, quote "big nerds that poop they are pants and smell". I don't know if that's scientifically accurate although i recall Bakker wrote something like that in his book.
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I know this is surely a trope but... Large, scary predator kills an animal the size of a deer. (Like for example a deer.) Human is nearby and makes a noise. Predator now completely ignores their kill and goes after much smaller human. This happens in Dominion after a Therizinosaurus yeets a deer (killing it) then immediately ignores it and goes after Ron Howard's daughter.
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I know there's a book but like, if you haven't read it then it's one great film and done. We don't need the deep lore of the Jurassic Park extended universe. Hell I can't even remember Jeff Goldblum's character name, clearly he stars as himself.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I am so sick and tired of all these Jurassic Worlds Well in chaos theory it says that Hollywood tax evasion, uh finds a way
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Strategic Tea posted:Well in chaos theory it says that Hollywood tax evasion, uh finds a way These movies have to be like the hollywood version of pizza store mob fronts. All the jurassic worlds have been unwatchable/unmemorable and i eat up poo poo like asylum movies, how do you get an action movie with dinosaurs come out so bad with a half billion dollar budget
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Jul 15, 2022 23:25
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Doesn't matter, kids love dinosaurs and they're easily sold worldwide.
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If I thought Jurassic world 1 was joyless and poo poo, but jw2 was fun and silly, would I like jw3? Help me internet
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They have a dinosaur fight club if that helps with the silly factor.
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mudskipp posted:If I thought Jurassic world 1 was joyless and poo poo, but jw2 was fun and silly, would I like jw3? There's a helluva lot of dino on dino suckin and fuckin action in this one, that's all i can say
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mudskipp posted:If I thought Jurassic world 1 was joyless and poo poo, but jw2 was fun and silly, would I like jw3? The whole stealth observation pods ruined 2 for me. jw1 > Jw3 > jw2 so youd like 3 probably
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Bula Vinaka posted:I know this is surely a trope but... Therizinosaurus is probably a herbivore, which they got across in the movie, it was just a dick Edit: I honestly found JW2 to be unwatchable garbage instead of enjoyable dumb monster movie, so yeah, you'll like this, it's better in every way than the last one
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mudskipp posted:If I thought Jurassic world 1 was joyless and poo poo, but jw2 was fun and silly, would I like jw3? 2 was loving godawful how'd you think it was fun and silly.
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Disappointed we didn't get anything like the erliansaurus
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didn't think the second half of the movie would be a graphic sex scene between Chris Pratt and a T rex but still liked it
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That's just a hosed-up looking anteater.
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ante posted:Disappointed we didn't get anything like the erliansaurus There's a therizinosaur in this one.
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runnypoops posted:didn't think the second half of the movie would be a graphic sex scene between Chris Pratt and a T rex but still liked it I preferred the scene where he is getting tag teamed by two raptors (while a third watches), but it’s definitely a personal choice 
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Groovelord Neato posted:2 was loving godawful how'd you think it was fun and silly. It's got a volcano, a dinosaur weapons dealer auction, English baddies and a friendly dinosaur.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Check out this thread for some amazing cinematography and editing what am I supposed to be seeing?
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you broke my grill posted:what am I supposed to be seeing? master cinematography and editing (i think)
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is it cool to be angry about and hate movies
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you broke my grill posted:what am I supposed to be seeing? They're in the middle of the frame of that establishing shot but it took me several rewatches to pick them out. You usually don't have a bunch of poo poo in the foreground coming across the camera so it's tough to make out what you're establishing.
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They should make a sequel where T. Rex becomes a (girl?) president
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#dinosaurgirlboss
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Gentle Autist posted:is it cool to be angry about and hate movies Unironically this
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It's quite likely the most uncool thing to do, worry about whether something is cool or not.
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Groovelord Neato posted:They're in the middle of the frame of that establishing shot but it took me several rewatches to pick them out. You usually don't have a bunch of poo poo in the foreground coming across the camera so it's tough to make out what you're establishing. They're establishing they're in a crowded public area? 
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When you see an establishing shot of the Golden Gate Bridge do you also wonder why the camera is so far away that you can't see the characters? I truly don't understand the criticism
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Every time there isn't a dinosaur on screen everyone should be asking "where are the dinosaurs???"
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I haven't seen Jurassic world but after watching fallen kingdom I don't want to see it or the third one. Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it
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Is JurASSic World the one where the big booty latina gets chased by a lesbian-loving T-Rex on a hoverboard and then hosed?
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GetDunked posted:I haven't seen Jurassic world but after watching fallen kingdom I don't want to see it or the third one. Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it I’ll spoil this for safe measure (even though I worded it vaguely enough) about Jurassic World. Read on if you don’t care about spoilers: Jurassic World had a horrifically drawn-out death that was totally unnecessary for someone undeserving of it. I get that the filmmakers were going for an “all bets are off and anyone can die by dinosaur” universe in World, but it seemed targeted to me because it was the first woman to die in the JP franchise. It also occurs during a rampant dinosaur attack, and while other people are shown being attacked in the background, it’s minor, no one else seems to die during this attack, and the focus is on the 2 minute death of the character. It was an uncomfortable thing to watch, and I’ve only watched JW once for that particular death, and because it just wasn’t a very good movie. Then I saw Fallen Kingdom and realized the World sequel franchise was gonna be hot and messy rear end diarrhea and I refuse to watch Dominion. I value the few remaining working cells and neurons I have left in my brain. So yeah, you did good on not seeking out the other two World movies.
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what if you were bitten by a dinosaur then turned into a dinosaur Welcome to Jurassic World: Evolution
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They should have made a movie about advanced dinosaur civilization making a human park and then paying for their hubris when they rampage out
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You Are A Elf posted:I’ll spoil this for safe measure (even though I worded it vaguely enough) about Jurassic World. Read on if you don’t care about spoilers: I don't remember that death at all
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Same. Are you sure this isn't some repressed trauma where you saw someone killed by a dinosaur irl?
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I can sympathize. I was pretty shaken when I saw that lawyer get eaten while using the can. Now I can't sit on the toilet without fear of a T Rex bursting in on me.
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 I will not see this movie until BDH's dump truck is restored to its original specifications
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He's talking about when the lady gets hosed around with by pterasaurs before being eaten by the Ichthyosaur It's 45 seconds tops including 20 seconds of kid reaction shots
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FWIW, there were these trading cards when I was a kid called Dinosaurs Attack! that featured graphic and gross out situations similar to Garbage Pail Kids. I noped out of collecting those when I came across a card of a dog getting stomped to death while it yelped out in pain  bossy lady posted:
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