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Yo you got any dog stomping trading cards my goon
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Is this the one where a raptor gains the ability to use guns and it runs into a children’s learning center with an AR-15 while chris pratt’s character plays with his phone outside? I’m sorry I’m on a lot of medication right now so I’m losing track of stuff as of recent.
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Jul 16, 2022 19:24
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The Walrus posted:He's talking about when the lady gets hosed around with by pterasaurs before being eaten by the Ichthyosaur the actual evil villain gets a raptor lunging towards him and then the movie cuts away. you can't even pretend it wasn't super weird to torture that lady.
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Jul 16, 2022 19:41
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Yeah I also didn't really find it notable at the time, but looking back on it, it's pretty weird and I'm struggling to think of any other person being tortured more in the series. Maybe the Lost World compy attack.
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Jul 16, 2022 19:46
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The Walrus posted:He's talking about when the lady gets hosed around with by pterasaurs before being eaten by the Ichthyosaur Wtf?! None of those things are dinosaurs!!!
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Jul 16, 2022 19:56
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Mooey Cow posted:Wtf?! None of those things are dinosaurs!!! wait until you see the new movie not even just talking about the dimetrodons
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Jul 16, 2022 19:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yo you got any dog stomping trading cards my goon https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/85506/cid/6199232/1988-Topps-Dinosaurs-Attack!-8-Crushing-a-Canine
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Jul 16, 2022 20:22
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yeah that's not great
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Jul 16, 2022 20:29
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Jul 16, 2022 20:30
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The tone of those cards veers widely from goofy camp to gross and mean. I like the dude surfing on a dinosaur’s head in no.23: https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/85506/cid/6199247?PageIndex=1 Also the pro-wrestlers tag teaming a dinosaur in no.40: https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/85506/cid/6199264?PageIndex=1
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Jul 16, 2022 20:48
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The original 3 movies have a very high correlation between film quality and the quality of their action figure lines. JP is an all time classic with all time classic toy tie ins and lol at anyone who doesn’t think so. You got the iconic two vehicles, a big fuckoff goddamn visitors center playset with a hatchery, computer with voices and sounds, and lots of stuff on the building for the dinosaurs to wreck. There was even a big door on the balcony where the Trex could pop his head through and promptly corpse any unassuming figure. The dinosaurs all had DINO DAMAGE, which were little pieces of rubbery flesh-like chunks that you could have another beast bite out of them, revealing BONES and GUTS underneath. It also had maybe the best action figure play feature of all time, a Dennis Nedry (who looks like a secret service agent for some reason instead of Newman) who could have his loving ARMS RIPPED OFF. TLW was unnecessary but also was a pretty okay sequel with good merch and toys. It also put Jeff Goldblum in the lead role which was an inspired decision. It also pretty neatly wrapped up the franchise with the island being a protected preserve and giving us the city rampage money shot sequence. JP3 was an abomination and easily the worst of the franchise. This is also where the toys started going off the loving rails, replacing big rear end. Where you got a big rear end command compound for JP1 and a cool mobile command trailer for TLW, the figures for 3 were flimsy and cheap feeling, the vehicles were uninspired garbage not even in the movie, and the Dinos were crap too. Awful.
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Jul 16, 2022 20:53
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Pretty sure the main villian in this shows the hero's a bible and mentions it has no dinosaurs in it and the movie just ends
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Jul 16, 2022 21:05
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ante posted:Yeah I also didn't really find it notable at the time, but looking back on it, it's pretty weird and I'm struggling to think of any other person being tortured more in the series. Maybe the Lost World compy attack. It feels like they tried to set it up that she didn't give a poo poo about the kids she was supposed to be watching and therefore deserved it, but in that case bdh should have been up there with her.
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Jul 16, 2022 21:15
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A Fancy Hat posted:I like when they introduce a little side villain who's built up like a big deal with her own trained raptors and then she totally disappears from the movie. The main villain in JWD is Dr. Lewis Dodgson, aka the guy Nedry met with at the resort in the first JP. This is funny because in the first movie, he comes off as a shady merc middleman/info broker type, but JWD wants us to believe he earned a PHD, transformed himself over the ensuing 28 years into Tim Cook (he honestly looks like a Tim Cook impersonator and acts like a mix between him and Steve Jobs) and became the head of a shadowy evil science company that is clearly meant to be Dinosaur Apple. This is why he has some knowledge of the events of the first movie, and why the Barbasol can is in his office. Of course, the movie never bothers to remind/tell you that the big bad of the movie, and ostensibly the entire trilogy in retrospect, is in fact a very minor character from a movie that came out 28 years ago. It’s “Somehow, Palpatine returned,” but instead of Palpatine it’s a random Jawa who had like 10 seconds of screen time in 1977. That’s part of the reason the ironic death mirroring of Nedry’ s in the end falls flat. Also fun fact: Cameron Thor, the original actor who portrayed Dodgson in JP went on to serve 6 years in prison for sexually assaulting his then 13 year old acting student, which MAY have something to do with the fact he wasn’t asked back with the rest of the old crew. bloodysabbath fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jul 16, 2022 |
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Jul 16, 2022 21:56
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iirc in the book he's a lot more that type
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Jul 16, 2022 22:00
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Jul 16, 2022 22:16
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bloodysabbath posted:... and why the Barbasol can is in his office. how did it get there though. nedry dropped it in the mud in jp
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Jul 16, 2022 22:18
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Yeah that was dumb and an incredibly obvious plothole they introduced for fan service no one cared about Maybe they made a ton of them and gave them out to a bunch of people. But the one they showed was hosed up in the same way Nedry's would be, and I'd imagine most people would take better care of theirs. So I dunno, I'm trying to justify something dumb Edit: now they gotta normalise dinos everywhere and like, not make it a big deal or anything. I want a new Airbud with a pachycephalosaur playing volleyball
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Jul 16, 2022 22:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCRBa0n72c
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Jul 16, 2022 22:33
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The can should have been the easiest thing in the world, blah blah there was a transponder for a team to later retrieve bloopy bloop. But they DGAF. I think this was actually the plot of a Sega JP Arcade light gun game, so I guess I’ll just pretend that’s canon.
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Jul 16, 2022 22:43
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the super nintendo JP game with the top town and the 3d inside sequences was too hard
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Jul 16, 2022 23:11
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you could be a dinosaur in the genesis version, this was a big deal in it's advertising so
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Jul 16, 2022 23:36
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Nobody gets eaten by an ichthyosaur in Jurassic World. I don't even think they have one.
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I'm still boycotting this franchise until they include ONLY Jurassic period dinosaurs. None of this Cretaceous period bullshit. It's about truth in advertising.
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Jul 17, 2022 09:52
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You Are A Elf posted:I’ll spoil this for safe measure (even though I worded it vaguely enough) about Jurassic World. Read on if you don’t care about spoilers: I don't remember this at all then I looked it up, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AjVbTfD67s Ya it was pretty gratuitous but also your literally going to see a movie about people getting hosed up by dinosaurs so 
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Some times the right man for a dinosnack is a woman.
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Bula Vinaka posted:https://www.tcdb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/85506/cid/6199232/1988-Topps-Dinosaurs-Attack!-8-Crushing-a-Canine Yeah idk what I expected, this is pretty gnarly lol. Love the energy of groom & bride & triceratops below tho
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Jul 17, 2022 14:11
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Mr. Crow posted:Ya it was pretty gratuitous but also your literally going to see a movie about people getting hosed up by dinosaurs so I said so in my post. quote:I get that the filmmakers were going for an “all bets are off and anyone can die by dinosaur” universe in World… JP wasn’t originally conceived to showcase gratuitous dinosaur deaths, it was about escape and survival from dinosaurs. That was all thrown out the window once the World franchise debuted. They have been poo poo rear end butt movies since lol
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Nobody gets eaten by an ichthyosaur in Jurassic World. I don't even think they have one. It was a mosasaur (scaled up about three times too big). Ichthyosaurs look like fat dolphins and do not appear in the movies. Also pterosaurs cannot grasp and even if they could they couldn't lift a a person. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jul 17, 2022 |
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You Are A Elf posted:I said so in my post. All the main characters do escape and survive from the dinosaurs tho?
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Jul 17, 2022 15:56
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I can’t wait for Jurassic Space.
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Jul 17, 2022 16:20
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Imagine going to see JW3 JP6 The Dinoreckoning when you can waste just as much time watching the latest Dr Strange at home.
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Jul 17, 2022 16:56
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You Are A Elf posted:JP wasn’t originally conceived to showcase gratuitous dinosaur deaths, it was about escape and survival from dinosaurs Are you sure? All the many deaths in the books are like extremely gross and way too detailed.
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Jul 17, 2022 18:25
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Mr. Crow posted:I don't remember this at all then I looked it up, I didn't remember that either. I agree, it's super weird that that would last so long (in a Jurassic movie anyways). Jesus.
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Jul 17, 2022 18:53
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Modern blockbusters suck my nut. Make Titanic II and Gladiators.
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Jul 17, 2022 20:28
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do you think theyll let me gently caress the dinosaurs?
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Jul 17, 2022 21:03
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Hector Delgado posted:Pretty sure the main villian in this shows the hero's a bible and mentions it has no dinosaurs in it and the movie just ends That's Chris Pratt Probably
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Jul 17, 2022 21:14
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Mooey Cow posted:Are you sure? All the many deaths in the books are like extremely gross and way too detailed. Ignore the books. One of the few cases where the movie blows the book out of the water. The only onscreen JP death is the lawyer, and that hardly counts
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