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Man, it’s like 130 degrees all the time now. But you finally hacked your way past all these annoying people holding you back. You have evolved past all these peasants. Who is god to stop you now? This is life without the resistance of the human race, slowing down time and enjoying and savoring things. You are important, you have something to do, you are special, hell we all are, but you wanted to end people to get there. And free will is real, so now it’s just you and the sun. You’ve parsed all that annoying language and humanity out of your repertoire and now it’s just a simple sun for you without the interference from life. Not stopping you, not holding you back, that’s just work for people, and part of free will is not conscripting people to any effort for those who have already committed to an end. Now it is their personal end, nobody is stopping them, and the program is satisfied. Pure light, pure consciousness, pure pain, no biological resistance. No ego death, just the literal interpretation of their desires and goals, which is being the only person in the world and ruling it all. (USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Lmao Clammy nooooooooooo
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Jul 15, 2022 18:07
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who is stop to god you now
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Clam is right, though. The people he's describing are the player characters/chosen of God, which makes them inherently good and everyone else inherently bad, and it is their goal to win the game by exterminating everyone else, which has all the moral depth as doing whatever it takes to win a single player game of Civilization.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:12
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What's even the story behind autoban tags? "I can't code tags that only mods can use so I'll make the mod-only ones bannable"?
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:What's even the story behind autoban tags? "I can't code tags that only mods can use so I'll make the mod-only ones bannable"? I always felt it was a test for people to read the rules. If they can't read the rules and the text below every reply-post says "don't use these tags!" then maybe they shouldn't be posting here.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:25
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Idk must have hit some poo poo by accident. Also drat bye Rodney dangerfield av wtf? 
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:What's even the story behind autoban tags? "I can't code tags that only mods can use so I'll make the mod-only ones bannable"? Well they're animated whereas (checks notes from 2002) the other tags aren't so if everyone was able to use them willy nilly it would bring the servers to their knees.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Idk must have hit some poo poo by accident. Also drat bye Rodney dangerfield av wtf? Oh, I thought you were autobanning yourself for real and your comment was an elaborate farewell speech about how the haters "won".
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Jul 15, 2022 18:34
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That's 100% the post I would have expected from Word Salad Poochie going back to his home planet so tags working as intended.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:34
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Somebody trick me. 
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i didn't read the post but drat thats crazy man
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:What's even the story behind autoban tags? "I can't code tags that only mods can use so I'll make the mod-only ones bannable"? From what I understand? Yes. Later on they decided that people accidentally auto-banning and having to pay them money was 'funny'. It's the same reason they have the Post icon (for making new threads) in threads next to Reply. Initially incompetence, but deciding that it was 'funny' (and are too lazy to fix it).
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Is this what happens when you open the lament configuration?
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i admire the commitment to getting the right thread tag no matter the cost
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CLAMMY B!!!
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Chinatown posted:CLAMMY B!!! drat I got pussy juice on my balls now too? 
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fret not, balls and pussy are twin aspects diverged at birth. juice from one is as juice of the other.
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Kchama posted:From what I understand? Yes. Later on they decided that people accidentally auto-banning and having to pay them money was 'funny'. Yeah. Everyone else got a laugh out of this but it cost me   https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3988999&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post520276227
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Tarkus posted:I always felt it was a test for people to read the rules. If they can't read the rules and the text below every reply-post says "don't use these tags!" then maybe they shouldn't be posting here. Basically yeah I think that was the stated purpose behind them originally, and for the mods to have tags where they could get poster attention
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Bad Purchase posted:fret not, balls and pussy are twin aspects diverged at birth. juice from one is as juice of the other. Mmmmmm no.
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i think it's right and fitting that there are consequences for posting a boondoggle of a thread
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Jul 15, 2022 19:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:No ego death, just the literal interpretation of their desires and goals, which is being the only person in the world and ruling it all. I admit it, I want this.
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I'd give anything to have the soft, yellow sun of my childhood back, instead of this harsh white motherfucker we labour under.
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Look I uh, I made that album before I was a rapper. It’s sensitive and soft, like a pussy, so please don’t play it around my bros. A&R was taking me in a direction that, well, hey man CLAMMY D A HARD rear end RAPPER, no time for emotions.
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Jul 15, 2022 19:46
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I feel this fits the theme of thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReGRctmWw-0&t=407s
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I like to think the advanced Foroms code AI detected a shitpost OP and autobanned. I guess that's what you get Mr ClamdestineBoyster... or should I say OYSTER. 
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Jul 15, 2022 19:50
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I mean, if you don’t taste pussy on my dick, something is weird, or I’m in the shower. 
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Vakal posted:I feel this fits the theme of thread.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I admit it, I want this. It's taking the biological drive to survive to its most extreme conclusion.
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https://youtu.be/lw47n8vGyjA
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Kchama posted:From what I understand? Yes. Later on they decided that people accidentally auto-banning and having to pay them money was 'funny'. It is funny though.
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I just assume it's people saying goodbye when I notice an autoban. All those people that quit before Jeffrey gave the forums a second life, poor folks.
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ol' clammy's at it again lol what a character
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Nice av
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have you tried getting shitfaced drunk or super high?
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