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aaawww one time a pig didn't murder me/rape me/steal from me/shoot my dog repeatedly. such a feel-good story.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 16:06 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:48 |
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Pigs keep a database of their own pigdeaths to glean sympathy from the public. I dunno, seems like a list of people who made a very poor career choice. https://www.odmp.org/search/year/2022
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 19:33 |
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Oinker-to-be Cody died from sunstroke during a 1.5 mile run: https://www.police1.com/officer-down/leo-trainee-dies-after-suffering-sun-stroke-during-training-Z4MIShLwGtdZ1tsb/
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 22:14 |
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do a socialism and convert all police jobs into ice cream scooping jobs.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 19:48 |
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all children in america get free ice cream from a moron in a clown suit but actually a clown suit not the cop uniform they used to wear.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 19:49 |
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Nice Guy Patron posted:I have an old timey gangster sounding name. Like I'm talking 1930's. Every interaction I've had a with a cop they always say 'oh Nice Guy Patron huh? I think I've heard that around'. if i was named john dillinger i would always be talking about my huge cock. edit: instead i shut the gently caress up about my mediocre cock.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 01:26 |
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He just needed a quick hit of endorphins that can only come from thoughtlessly jackbooting a rando.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 04:09 |
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Got em
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 04:56 |
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blight rhino posted:Does an ex-cop count? I have a coworker that was one for about 5 years. He was legit one of the good ones. ... And he left... because he was legit one of the good ones. Got tired of all the 'extra justice' they'd enforce and stuff. He still learns conservative, but he's open to discussions at least. He’s not one of the good ones.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 05:05 |
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blight rhino posted:Eh. Says you. I'm not the type to stand up for a cop. I've had my troubles. everything you just said is bullshit. Reflect on your bullshit.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 06:31 |
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Dorner was crazy as poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 16:20 |
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Worf posted:At first I thought you said lazy and I just nodded he seemed busy to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 16:39 |
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If you have any videos of cops falling down
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 16:12 |
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lmao the pig is fine in this it's just funny as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxiZhrZz0Wo
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 23:36 |
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This one is "ok" too but what the gently caress is this insane poo poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwAkxz-7_M
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 23:38 |
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lool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRZLgoc0GRo
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 23:40 |
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I forgot about this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-glbrqAJkA God drat the Sun hates cops lmao: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KibqBTLaNE
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 02:09 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:48 |
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MrQwerty posted:lol I stopped at a stoplight next to a bike cop with a flat tire in my old truck ~17-18 years ago and he asked me if I could help him out and I waited for the light and said, "nah" and flicked my cigarette lol blessed
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 16:01 |