Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

aaawww one time a pig didn't murder me/rape me/steal from me/shoot my dog repeatedly. such a feel-good story. :justpost:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Pigs keep a database of their own pigdeaths to glean sympathy from the public. I dunno, seems like a list of people who made a very poor career choice.

https://www.odmp.org/search/year/2022

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Oinker-to-be Cody died from sunstroke during a 1.5 mile run:

https://www.police1.com/officer-down/leo-trainee-dies-after-suffering-sun-stroke-during-training-Z4MIShLwGtdZ1tsb/

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

do a socialism and convert all police jobs into ice cream scooping jobs.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

all children in america get free ice cream from a moron in a clown suit but actually a clown suit not the cop uniform they used to wear.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nice Guy Patron posted:

I have an old timey gangster sounding name. Like I'm talking 1930's. Every interaction I've had a with a cop they always say 'oh Nice Guy Patron huh? I think I've heard that around'.
These people are watching too many movies.

if i was named john dillinger i would always be talking about my huge cock.

edit: instead i shut the gently caress up about my mediocre cock.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

He just needed a quick hit of endorphins that can only come from thoughtlessly jackbooting a rando.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Got em :smug:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

blight rhino posted:

Does an ex-cop count? I have a coworker that was one for about 5 years. He was legit one of the good ones. ... And he left... because he was legit one of the good ones. Got tired of all the 'extra justice' they'd enforce and stuff. He still learns conservative, but he's open to discussions at least.

He's a bit younger than me, so I just pick on him relentlessly, like he was a younger brother.

He called out the blue guard. and wasn't really appreciated for that.

He's a good lad.

Cop-life isn't a life sentence all the time. He said he'd never go back. He definitely has some aggro, but he's learning that in the Federal gov't, that poo poo don't fly.

He’s not one of the good ones.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

blight rhino posted:

Eh. Says you. I'm not the type to stand up for a cop. I've had my troubles.
But, think what you want, I guess.

That's like calling every military member ever, as one of the bad ones.

But, go ahead.

everything you just said is bullshit. Reflect on your bullshit.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Dorner was crazy as poo poo.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Worf posted:

At first I thought you said lazy and I just nodded

he seemed busy to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

If you have any videos of cops falling down :justpost:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lmao the pig is fine in this it's just funny as hell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxiZhrZz0Wo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

This one is "ok" too but what the gently caress is this insane poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwAkxz-7_M

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRZLgoc0GRo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I forgot about this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-glbrqAJkA

God drat the Sun hates cops lmao:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KibqBTLaNE

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

MrQwerty posted:

lol I stopped at a stoplight next to a bike cop with a flat tire in my old truck ~17-18 years ago and he asked me if I could help him out and I waited for the light and said, "nah" and flicked my cigarette

cops are trash

lol blessed

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply