[robotically] eve online: the elusif man

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KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I have unearthed my character from 2008 to do one thing: mine veldspar

# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 15:52

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 18:22

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I have 8 million skill points. I don't know how to find the screen that lists all the skill points I've done. I can only seem to look at certifications and item qualifications and find out from those screens if I'm missing something.

I have done a run in a vintage 2010 Reaper fitted with some miner 1s. I have a net worth of 100 million from a mining barge operation somewhere else and a stash of pvp loot in low sec.

I went to do the Agency missions to shake the rust off my fingers, so I'm back in Community College space. It's quiet, serene, relaxing. I pointed lasers at a rock 15 minutes ago and everything is proceeding as it should. Gonna fire off the 3 day omega pass soon.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 19:40

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

CuddleCryptid posted:

The weird thing about being a long term absentee player is that I have the skills to fly high tier ships and also don't have the actual gameplay skills to do it without getting podded.

I have pressed this series of buttons in the past. I cannot possibly be too much different.

*Pokes at D scanner for full mining cycle, never finding the control knob to direct the scanner in the direction I want*

# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 20:20

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Thank

# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 21:38

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I reclaimed my Retriever and Mammoth combo of ships. It's in a nice empty spot of high-sec, hovers between 4-7 in local. I forgot how much of a multiplier having good gear is. Just scooping up 38k of ore each run.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 23:35

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Well gently caress... There goes my 30 omega plan

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 14:26

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Went out to a belt, confirmed fix. My strip miners work.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 15:08

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I think I left my Retriever out mining in a .9 belt. I went out for groceries, it's been 3 hrs I think it's dead

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 17:40

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I think I left a hobgoblin drone out. Maybe. Idk oh well I bought insurance

Edit: it was a ok! It's parked now.

KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Jun 21, 2023

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 17:41

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I have arrive at a nulsec staging area and it is my first time being out in the letter space. Seems cool so far. I am here for mining primarily.

There's a drawer full of Jaguars and I kinda injected the Assault Frigates skill book overnight and I kinda wanna see what a buff frigate feels like to pilot around whatever rat spawn interrupts my mining lazer time.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 22:09

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

rip evepraisal

# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 21:11

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

BigPaddy posted:

Keep in mind that he might have been banned due to a bug where it kept queuing the job to update prices even if the previous job was still queued so would have issues connecting to CCP and then send a bunch of requests at once when connectivity was back.

Now that problem has splintered and schizmed to 108 alliances with computer toucher Corp members.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 01:40

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I had a dread drop on my Covetor. I just heard a beep and looked at my screen to see I was already in structure.

I thought it was a gank squad, but I looked at killmail and it was NPC. That jerk...

# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 04:50

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I on-boarded with Geese like two months ago. 10/10 experience, would recommend, very well maintained off-site calendars and resources.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 12:24

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

BigPaddy posted:

Join 4 Goose

# ¿ Aug 20, 2023 02:27

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Idk elusief has been nice. The sky net has cute cat avatars to differentiate data. Didnt feel illegal at the time, sorta kinda still doesn't.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 12:42

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I believe in u to have the strength and resilience to ignore the haters and the losers

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 15:11

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Kazinsal posted:

the other botters are jealous of elusif's efficiency

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 04:18

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

CSM thread got locked this morning pending investigation. Today I learned that CCPSwifty is actually staff and actually has a TaySway avatar.

This videogame and it's videogame elections are silly.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 16:04

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Broke bitches just wish they got money from their corp that they don't want to ask about the origins of.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 16:59

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I don't recognize any of you 20 year regges, meet me on the battlefield of SAD sometime and I might respect your petty customer support election.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 17:12

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Rudeboy Detective posted:

RMT is a worse crime than being a grotesque sex pest because I more strongly identify as "eve online player and weirdo" than a "human being"

hope this helps!!!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 01:53

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Rhymenoserous posted:

Man the few times I’ve been embroiled in drama and the heaping of abuse that comes with it, the last thing I ever wanted was the hair of the dog that bit me.

I don’t really think gooseflock was a new RMT empire. So far I think that Sio was guilty of one thing and that was trusting elusif to not do elusif things. Which y’know yeah big oof.

But on the flip side of that the level of vitriol aimed her way over this is disproportionate to that aimed at alliances we know are just covers for botting empire’s (NC./Frat, any old Russian alliance) that I’m forced to point out “Something else is in play here” and that something else is ugly as gently caress and worth escaping.

Also you suck.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 13:53

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

hailthefish posted:

considering his literal second post is complaining in GBS about HR Gender Quotas it could be literally any of them

It is a beautiful post history.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 14:11

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Somewhere, out there, A Google alert just pinged three times.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 15:51

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Projection reverse uno

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 18:51

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Kazinsal posted:

elusif: the unibotter

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 18:58

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Kazinsal posted:

the fuckin paywall went back up over this lmao. reddit got all danganronpa up in this poo poo

Lmao YES

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 20:53

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Can corroborate queerness, gayest discord I joined since my tour in FF14

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 20:57

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

40 lbs to freedom posted:

"if you're so innocent why didn't you defend yourself on reddit" is one of the most ridiculous and insane things ive ever read in my life

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 21:15

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

pokchu posted:

i think elusif is good, actually

# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 13:44

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

That Works posted:

# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 19:54

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I am offering RMT services for Something Awful. I have 2 hand crafted burner alts. I will boost you by empty quoting you around the forums. PM for details.

(No broke bitches apply, if you aint got cash money dollars for platinum, then you drat sure don't have cash money dollars for my services)

# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 15:52