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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

It's HONKing time, my friends.

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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Bigbillthaboss posted:

yo mods I thought attacking someone's religious beliefs was against the rules and regulations

:jerkbag:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Ablative posted:

So the OP's kind of vague, what all exactly is locked behind a subscription in terms of skills and all? Or, if it's the shorter answer, what isn't?

With an Alpha Clone (f2p) you can fly Frigates, Destroyers, Cruisers, Battlecruisers, and Battleships, albeit none of the fancy versions, and you can train all of the basic skills you need to use those but not optimally.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Cease to Hope posted:

i feel like star wars has that spot on the list locked down pretty well though

Star wars is Fantasy in space, not Sci Fi.
:goonsay:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

If everything crashes and burns and the only goons left playing are individuals or small groups within other corps then I'll have considered the whole enterprise a smashing success tbqh.

HONK!

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Syndic Thrass posted:

lmao there are no returning vets dude

We've gotten quite a few they're just mostly posting in discord.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Potato Salad posted:

You're The Mittani Now, Dog

:five:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Syndic Thrass posted:

How many times do I have to post on SA that I haven't liked Mittens for a while to satisfy you?

Nobody really cares what a few people say on SA when the alliance is filled to the brim with karmafleet reddit pedophiles who are constantly banging the drums about how toxic and woke we all are lmao

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Reddit openly allowed pedophile communities and borderline child porn for years until a bunch of journalists started shining light on it, so pretending that's somehow in any way equivalent to a mod here getting outed as a pedophile and being immediately shitcanned is wildly disingenuous to the point of incredibility.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

andromache posted:

I was working on it, but then Locke Erasmus had to go and edit in zxmagus's timeline on his venerable PvE ratting thread on his way out the door.

Now illum is looking for delta sleeper agents and my effort to try to get some bullshit bans (deadtear, a couple people that posted only in helldump) is ruined by nerds who have to poo poo on the carpet on their way out the door.

So at this point all I'm going to do is if a specific person wants to appeal their ban, just message me on discord, and I'll get you in contact with theadj or klavas and we can work the appeal. Otherwise I'm not wasting more effort on people bent on self-sabotage.

lol

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

The delta sleeper agents left this turd in my bed

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Also loving lmao at "SA goons" as if there are any other kind. GSF is a bunch of pubbies.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012


Truly a classic

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Jesus loving christ stop posting about posting you insufferable fuckwits

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Communique from Guard Goose Phorashi - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

The Battle of JXXX[NEST] Is Joined!



A [GANDR] of Nighthawks, Drake Navy Issues, Basilisks, and assorted support was moved into [NEST] this evening and we have begun construction of our new home.

We will destroy the enemy nest, This is our home.



Join Goosefleet today, Every Ship Counts.

HONK!

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

vov i'll actually enjoy playing in an alliance that isn't full (more like empty amirite) of people who don't play the game, suck, or have no idea what's going on around them

scamming in a game where scamming is good is fun and cool, especially separating pubbies from years of hard work.

the bonus room where people smeared peanut butter on themselves? i've always been against that.

please stop trying to label me with that paint brush, you usually aren't this intellectually dishonest.

yes, pve is the pinnacle of gameplay in eve, as shown by our:

lack of pve statistics

surplus of pve losses

likewise: no pvp kills and surplus of pvp losses

yeah i mean i joined and messed around and got into the channels, asked around for what people are doing and no one said anything so i left

:honk:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Reminder that if you're still a member of GSF you are signaling explicit approval for leadership attacking sexual harassment victims that went to them for help and also knowingly harboring a pedophile for years, then never apologizing for or even acknowledging those or many other problems.

If, knowing this, you still choose to remain under their leadership, then you are a bad person and should gently caress off forever.

Hope this helps! :)

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

The vast majority of imperium pilots also suck at pvp that isn't large fleet on fleet battles. Most people in eve suck at pvp. The skills needed for big fights do not necessarily translate to small gang pvp, solo ganking, etc.

Dalael posted:

Please stop.

If people are gonna drive by shitpost and they can't be threadbanned for ~reasons~ then I am going to tell them exactly what they are.

Fajita Queen fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jul 30, 2022

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Was PI available to alpha clones at any point or am I mixing up phone eve and real eve?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Okay but EvE is something awful

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Not quite true, you do start with a different set of low level skills based on your faction, but it really only matters for a few hours of training or so and you're gonna want all those skills for the vast majority of characters at some point anyway.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

GSF has become reddit incarnate over the past several years, the severance from SA is honestly welcome at this point.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

People were permanently blacklisted for crimes such as "continuing to post after leaving corp before the auth system got rid of them normally" and "editing the wiki to insultingly yet accurately describe what happened"

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

no joke, one of the major reasons i recused myself from the direkkktorate after less than a year was to eliminate all of the loving space meetings

i can barely tolerate that poo poo when they're paying me to attend

Having never been anywhere near that kind of thing it sounds absolutely exhausting and I'm glad I didn't bother following up when mittani was asking a few people about accounting or some bullshit in jabber a decade ago.

My life is depressing enough as it is, I can't imagine how dire it would be right now if I'd started down the path toward space directing.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Herstory Begins Now posted:

yeah it's gotta be enforced at some point by mods since gf divorced itself from sa and the feeling is clearly mutual. idk what all was ultimately done to TT with the new world stuff, but just give this the same treatment or w/e

He was given a ban+30 and was told he'd receive the same again every time he mentions Discord, he hasn't reregged since.


E: Actually just a ban and not the 30, here's the post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3980434&pagenumber=22&perpage=40#post518190226

It's very, very funny how dumb that guy is.

Fajita Queen fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Aug 7, 2022

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Rust Martalis' summary is pretty drat accurate imo

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Aedaxus posted:

In space, no one can hear your HONKS.

Just means you need to honk louder and more often to compensate.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

WilWheaton posted:

The rules lawyering in goonswarm is exhausting

I had some guy going on that I wasn't allowed to run a site because he scanned it down in his alt in a buzzard and warped to it while I was already activating the gate with my paladin , because he was allowed to 'camp' the site for 6 hours or some poo poo

You should have blown him up and posted the killmail and the chat logs for everyone to laugh at tbh.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Potato Salad posted:

How do people keep tilting at pronouns existing?

How? Why does this break so many brains?

They've plugged lovely reactionary media into their brain for most of their lives and just regurgitate memetic concepts without understanding them.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Kaysette posted:

Slow mode is off, you may fire when ready :blastu:

:thanks:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Frank Frank posted:

Posting to post

Checks out

:justpost:

:honk:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

if you could tho probe the people calling me mentally ill, a psycho, etc, it'd be great.

claiming ur posting enemies are mentally ill in order to make their complaints of ur eve skill is kinda gross lol

honk

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I mean there is no link between this forum and nonceswarm, so an asher fireside is as relevant as a gobbins townhall. Though seeing groomswarm eating poo poo and having to run back to delve will never not be funny

Stop posting.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

He was banned from Twitch because he faked having a lucrative exclusivity offer from another service to negotiate for a better deal from Twitch, then got caught when that other service shut down permanently a couple months later. They agreed privately not to disclose details.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Rudeboy Detective posted:

Somebody just called me a "scrub" in the local chat channel. What is my legal recourse on this matter?

:honk:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Watching some of y'all be unable to handle even globby's obvious bait posts is making me start to understand why so many posters on this website can't read an Arfjason or Stux post without descending into apoplectic rage.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012


same

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Potato Salad posted:

it should be the thread title

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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

lovely tuna snatch posted:

goosefeet still a pile of poo poo why is that even a recommended corp to join in the OP? it's 31 people endlessly feeding just holy lol https://zkillboard.com/kill/103278056/

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:honk:

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