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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

“American Pie” by Don McLean has already been mentioned, because gently caress that garbage poop song. If I time traveled back to 1959 and played that song for Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper, they would all want to time travel back with me just to take turns repeatedly punching Don McLean in the dick for writing that song.

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

mudskipp posted:

Hey Jude


I hate it so much

Great pick. Grew up with The Beatles, hate that loving song. Wilson Pickett does an amazing job with it, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI

This is hereby Beatles canon to me.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Time_pants posted:

12 Days of Christmas and it's not even close.

Oh gently caress, this is a good one. Like, I'm the lone goon that can tolerate most Christmas music (in December only), but holy gently caress do I hate that loving song. Destroy every version and copy of it post haste, especially The Muppets version where Miss Piggy does that drawn out "FIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVE... GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLD... RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGS" :suicide:

Also, that dumbass Straight No Chaser version of it where they start singing "Africa" by Toto for some reason :fuckoff:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

goatface posted:

Benny and the Jets is a classic, as long as it's sung by a pre-1995 Elton John.

Or Biz Markie backed by the Beastie Boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_l_runP4-Q

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

teen witch posted:

you mean my air trombone song? find me an alternative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6SB6ccoNc

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

precision posted:

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE ANOTHER BUMMER IN THE NIGHT

Like, I don’t even get dude’s soft C pronunciation for that one line because he sings other soft C’s just fine throughout the song, but WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE.

Also, it’s “revved” but he clearly says WRAPPED. That song is the equivalent of a type 7 on the Bristol stool scale with some blood in it.

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