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ask me anything about my life, my passions, great victories, brilliant defeats, or usa military secrets
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Why don't you know how to pronounce the letter "L"?
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Jul 20, 2022 14:11
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Just because you manage the night shift at a KFC on base doesn't make you a colonel
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Jul 20, 2022 17:05
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Why are you still in?
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Jul 20, 2022 19:38
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What's your favorite military secret ?
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Jul 20, 2022 20:25
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how many assault, drug possession, and DUI charges have you had dismissed
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Jul 20, 2022 22:26
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who are we going to invade next?
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Jul 21, 2022 00:14
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What are your 11 herbs and spices?
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Jul 21, 2022 04:00
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When are going to bomb russia?
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Jul 21, 2022 15:11
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JohnCompany posted:Why don't you know how to pronounce the letter "L"? BigHead posted:Just because you manage the night shift at a KFC on base doesn't make you a colonel Nuclear Pizza posted:What's your favorite military secret ?
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Jul 22, 2022 04:07
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:how many assault, drug possession, and DUI charges have you had dismissed Earwicker posted:who are we going to invade next? mobby_6kl posted:When are going to bomb russia?
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Jul 22, 2022 04:09
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Dance Officer posted:Why are you still in? Still need an answer to this one. How did you gently caress up so badly?
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Jul 26, 2022 06:38
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How long has it been since you beat your significant other?
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Jul 31, 2022 22:57
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The hebrew translation of your user name suggests a certain proclivity for war crimes. How would you respond to these troubling allegations? Also, which would be cooler, a tank turret mounted on a helicopter or helicopter rocket pods mounted on a tank???
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Aug 2, 2022 05:21
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why tho
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sorry for the delay everyone. i got caught up in some top secret military business with china invading taiwan, by china i mean my huge dick and by taiwan i mean my co-colonel's wife. we share the job of colonel, alternating twelve hour shifts rain hail or shine, and we share our women. that's how we roll in the army. thanks for all your questions, i'll try to honour my nation while answering them.Pander posted:Still need an answer to this one. How did you gently caress up so badly? Tree Bucket posted:The hebrew translation of your user name suggests a certain proclivity for war crimes. How would you respond to these troubling allegations? madeintaipei posted:How long has it been since you beat your significant other?
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OP failed to achieve any objectives and yet returned seeking praise, checks out he's definitely an officer in the U.S. armed forces.
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Aug 3, 2022 18:15
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Is colonnade a drink made by squeezing the juices from a bunch of colonels?
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Aug 3, 2022 22:31
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The Moon Monster posted:Is colonnade a drink made by squeezing the juices from a bunch of colonels? No it's called jenkem.
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sorry everyone, this is mahershalalhashbaz's brother, he was electrocuted by a coffee machine and died. before he died he asked me to tell you all to join the army. he had a huge penis and all the other colonels loved him. many's the time i would look out the window to see them frolicking in the dewy meadow like lambs
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Aug 6, 2022 09:47
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is the coffee machine ok?
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Aug 6, 2022 22:13
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Earwicker posted:is the coffee machine ok?
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Aug 6, 2022 23:33
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Is it true that there's 8 secret dick sucking tactics that you must master to rise in the ranks, or am I only thinking of the navy?
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JohnCompany posted:Why don't you know how to pronounce the letter "L"? American corn lobby.
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