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May 7, 2024 04:33
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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they calll me the skunk spunk stunk monk
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jul 20, 2022 18:21
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'm sorry, Brother Thelonious, but you're not allowed to improvise during the Liturgy.
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Jul 20, 2022 18:50
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- Tebulot
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im hip now bois
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dang, what do i do about this awkward monk boner
Dip it in the tranquil stream and meditate on your inner horny
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Jul 21, 2022 04:23
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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things aint so bad, this is one of the beer brewing monasteries and those monks can BREW, lemme tell you
thanks Manifisto!
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Jul 21, 2022 05:05
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Novice: Help me, Father Abbas, I have become lost in the labyrinth!
Father Abbas: Keep going forward, my son. Although the path appears to bend and weave, it does not branch. You literally cannot go the wrong way.
Novice: Surely your words are wise, Father Abbas, but I still can't find my way out!
Father Abbas: It's just a path painted on the floor. Pick your feet up and walk across the lines.
Novice: Pray for me, for I will surely perish in here!
Father Abbas: No.
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Jul 21, 2022 05:38
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*comes out of the changing room and frowns at everybody* what the gently caress, i said i was gonna be friar tuck
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Jul 21, 2022 19:56
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- erosion
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It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
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Jul 22, 2022 09:39
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- EVIL Gibson
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Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
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absolutely no women allowed, lest i think any impure thoughts
Is it a sin to motorboat the stone titolies of the Virgin Mother?
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Jul 24, 2022 07:46
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by Fluffdaddy
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think I might gently caress around and sing a few monophonic plainchants, maybe bust out a few motets with the homies later
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Jul 24, 2022 08:19
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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My turn to read from the lectionary at supper. Let's see whether anyone notices if I slip in some stuff from the LOTR appendices...
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Jul 24, 2022 08:38
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- Tebulot
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im hip now bois
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I went down into the catacombs... More like monascary!
Lmao
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Jul 24, 2022 09:38
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*giddily waits for a couple years, hoping I get to be the one asked to join the next mortal kombat tournament*
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Jul 25, 2022 14:06
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*walking up the stairs to the top of the bell tower* hey Brother, they oughtta call it mona-stair-y
Brother: they do
Me: no no i mean *grabs a quill and fancy paper and in like 2 seconds bust out an impossibly beautiful illuminated drawing of the word Monastairy*
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Jul 26, 2022 19:34
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- Scuba Trooper
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did u know martin luther coined the term "monkery"?
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Jul 28, 2022 19:18
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- Cinderful
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Monker? I hardly know her!
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Jul 29, 2022 01:41
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- Finger Prince
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I have but one question: which is my day in the barrel?
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- Fart Dumbass
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*hooded, walking rly slow for no good reason, carrying a big rear end book, im talkin really fuckin big, like you just can't even think of a good reason why it'd be so big but there it is*
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