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if they didn't hold it in then their boobs would deflate prove me wrong
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They're more effective in close range enclosed spaces. Why waste ammunition for the sake of masculine bravado?
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Jul 25, 2022 06:18
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Jul 25, 2022 06:19
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I can tell you that they don't
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Jul 25, 2022 06:20
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one of my coworkers got farted on by an old woman in a golden corral and her boobs did not deflate, i think there is a problem with this theory
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Jul 25, 2022 06:22
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Why isn't this true of men, op? I'm my experience the men with the biggest boobs are also the fartiest and they don't deflate
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Jul 25, 2022 06:22
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Scrotum Modem posted:if they didn't hold it in then their boobs would deflate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YDW-IUowCA
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Jul 25, 2022 06:23
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I imagine many women would gladly deflate their boobs
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Jul 25, 2022 06:23
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The Bloop posted:Why isn't this true of men, op? Nah male farts are stored in the gut
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Jul 25, 2022 06:25
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Maternity leave should be longer, for many reasons, and one of them is that so the new mothers don't bring all their farts into the workplace. New mothers are GAS-SY
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YESßSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSßSSSSSS
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Jul 25, 2022 09:42
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my partner is just constipated, that's all
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Jul 25, 2022 09:50
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Colonel Cancer posted:Nah male farts are stored in the gut is my refusal to fart why i'm so fat then
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Jul 25, 2022 10:04
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I once farted so hard my penis elongated.
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Jul 25, 2022 10:05
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The Bloop posted:Why isn't this true of men, op? It's so they don't end up with even bigger man boobs OP.
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Jul 25, 2022 10:51
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A lady fart is called a queef so the whole premise of this thread is fallacious.
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Jul 25, 2022 12:06
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beer gas canister posted:I imagine many women would gladly deflate their boobs That doesn't make sense, as many men would prefer they didn't
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Jul 25, 2022 12:35
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They’re saving them for daddy. 
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Jul 25, 2022 13:25
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Save them for elevators or extremely long grocery store lines.
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Jul 25, 2022 13:28
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lol, women don't fart OP.
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Jul 25, 2022 13:49
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There's a man with a fart fetish around every corner. Fart in public and you're gonna get stalked something fierce
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Jul 25, 2022 13:54
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The gently caress is a "woman"?
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Jul 25, 2022 13:54
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It's true. My partner started to transition so he's taking gas-x and letting he rear end rip like a chainsaw, like me. Lot of farts backed up in them titties, but he has never felt such relief.
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Jul 25, 2022 15:03
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piss is stored in the boods
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marshmallow creep posted:It's true. My partner started to transition so he's taking gas-x and letting he rear end rip like a chainsaw, like me. Lot of farts backed up in them titties, but he has never felt such relief. Is... is this why I'm turned on when the ladies press their boobs on stuff?
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Jul 25, 2022 15:45
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Farts are stored in the tits
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Jul 25, 2022 17:21
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the couple in court going through beanie babies but they are jars of farts.
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Jul 25, 2022 17:24
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Women’s bodies are truly one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
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Jul 25, 2022 17:26
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My boobs are small and my butt, aggressive.
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Jul 25, 2022 17:29
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I'm getting to the bottom of this with the help of my old friend farthammer dot com
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I save them for elevators. Riiiight when the door is closing.
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Tristesse posted:I save them for elevators. be careful this is classified as biological terrorism in some states
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beer gas canister posted:I can tell you that they don't what are you, some kind of, fart expert???
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looks like we've got the fuckin' Neal deGrasse Tyson of flatulance over here 
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pretty weird to fart in public op
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i appreciate everyone's responsesChinatown posted:shart aw man clean that mess upp beer gas canister posted:I can tell you that they don't wrong Bad Purchase posted:one of my coworkers got farted on by an old woman in a golden corral and her boobs did not deflate, i think there is a problem with this theory did your coworker include the fact that that crazyass woman was squaweezing her tits like a couple stress balls while rippin that epic fart wrong The Bloop posted:Why isn't this true of men, op? refer to: Colonel Cancer posted:Nah male farts are stored in the gut SerSpook posted:is my refusal to fart why i'm so fat then yes all i see here is an excellent example of adobe after effects wrong beer gas canister posted:I imagine many women would gladly deflate their boobs they do all the time. but then their farts build back up again ProperCoochie posted:Maternity leave should be longer, for many reasons, and one of them is that so the new mothers don't bring all their farts into the workplace. yes Booty Pageant posted:my partner is just constipated, that's all gross Zeluth posted:I once farted so hard my penis elongated. yes Mooey Cow posted:A lady fart is called a queef so the whole premise of this thread is fallacious. actually queefs are sentient gas creatures women give birth to that the science community has yet to acknowledge and respect Azuth0667 posted:Save them for elevators or extremely long grocery store lines. yes Tarkus posted:lol, women don't fart OP. WRONG Icochet posted:There's a man with a fart fetish around every corner. Fart in public and you're gonna get stalked something fierce yes. and he calls himself ClamdestineBoyster posted:They’re saving them for daddy. ikanreed posted:The gently caress is a "woman"? a living thing that has boobs that deflate when they fart. first witnessed, the man responded with, "whoa man" hence the name marshmallow creep posted:It's true. My partner started to transition so he's taking gas-x and letting he rear end rip like a chainsaw, like me. Lot of farts backed up in them titties, but he has never felt such relief. yes kntfkr posted:piss is stored in the boods yesh DiHK posted:Is... is this why I'm turned on when the ladies press their boobs on stuff? yes Bloodfart McCoy posted:Farts are stored in the tits YES correct
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where are burps stored
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bossy lady posted:where are burps stored burps are stored in the left boob, and farts are stored in the right
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bossy lady posted:where are burps stored Burps are actually mouth-goblin farts. You guys know the little goblin that lives in your mouth? Well whenever he farts it comes out like a burp for you.
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