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YeahTubaMike posted:burps are stored in the left boob, and farts are stored in the right I have it on good authority that boob milk tastes different depending on which one. Clearly, this is why.
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DiHK posted:I have it on good authority that boob milk tastes different depending on which one. Clearly, this is why. i used to think this too, until it was pointed out that i was drinking from the right boob with my left mouth and left boob with my right mouth, and now i’m pretty sure the difference is due to the mouth and not the boob
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Jul 25, 2022 18:54
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I now want to play a card game. It is not UNO.
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Would witch farts be a dutch coven?
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DONKEY SALAMI posted:Would witch farts be a dutch coven? Oh, to be in that cauldron...
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One time I saw a woman with huge boobs walk into a cactus and she got launched around in every direction blowing a raspberry like if someone had let go of an untied balloon
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Jul 25, 2022 19:41
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i have an aunt that says farts are food ghosts
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this is why I call farting breast reduction surgery I'm like "I hope you don't mind if I get breast reduction surgery" and people say "well, I don't have a pr-" *FAAAAAART*
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I never fart in public and it has benefitted me exactly none. or at least not in that specific way.
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DONKEY SALAMI posted:Would witch farts be a dutch coven? bubble, bubble, toil and trouble...
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Hey op, hate to break it to you, but you have the foggiest when it comes to anatomy. Farts and poop are stored in the BUTT. The butt gets bigger when you have to poop. If poop were stored in the boobs, where pee is stored (only for women), the pee would become contaminated with poop and it would be super chunky and burpy when you piss. Plus little pieces of poo poo would fly everywhere. Like, god was a dick when he designed people but he’s not a monster, and his word was “pee in the boobs, farts and poo in the buttcheeks, but only for women”. For men it was “pee in the balls and just poo poo and fart whenever you need to, like you can have a little rear end storage but you’re gonna be a creature of habit dude”. 
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Jul 25, 2022 20:19
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Read your bible OP. It's all there.
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This is the kind of knowledge meant to exist only in print, but it can't be taken back now....
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i'm reading this thread in print right now. my assistant brings threads to me on paper, i circle the posts i want to respond to, and scribble my post in the margins for him to type up. [assistant's note: it's all true. also gently caress this idiot, i hate working for him.]
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https://twitter.com/dailyinstavids/status/1551348049846362112
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Jul 25, 2022 20:57
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nowhere is safe, my stomach is doomed to hurt in polite company forever
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Bad Purchase posted:i'm reading this thread in print right now. my assistant brings threads to me on paper, i circle the posts i want to respond to, and scribble my post in the margins for him to type up. fight the power, buddy
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kntfkr posted:Read your bible OP. It's all there. the bible is curiously silent on the nature of farts
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Read between the lines. It's subtle.
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precision posted:the bible is curiously silent on the nature of farts lol this biblical scholar here didn't even understand what the holy ghost was
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jesus probably farted like 11 times while on the cross. It's all there in Leviticus or some poo poo
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I feel the presence of the holy ghost
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You people are idiots. Why I don’t believe even one of you is a licensed fart doctor.
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I may not be a doctor but I have  Edit: mods can we have a fartkontrol gang tag please bossy lady fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jul 26, 2022 |
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A true bloop.
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bossy lady posted:jesus probably farted like 11 times while on the cross. It's all there in Leviticus or some poo poo Only the penitent man will pass (gas)
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Fartkontrol to major Tom.
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Zeluth posted:A true bloop. excuse me
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