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Sometimes when all else fails. The best way to get an advantage on your chess opponent is to just break their fingers. Try to move your queen now you rear end in a top hat! Probably only works for a timed chess match of course. Chess-playing robot breaks boy's finger at Moscow tournament quote:A chess-playing robot broke a boy's finger during a match in Russia last week, the president of the Moscow Chess Federation told state news agency TASS media.
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"A robot broke a child's finger -- this is, of course, bad," Lazarev said.
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Jul 25, 2022 14:25
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You can tell the robot is russian because breaking the opponent's fingers to win a simple game of chess is something a russian would do.
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Jul 25, 2022 14:27
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quote:"The robot was rented by us, it has been exhibited in many places by specialists for a long time. Apparently, the operators overlooked some flaws. The child made a move, and after that it is necessary to give time for the robot to respond, but the boy hurried, the robot grabbed him. We have nothing to do with the robot." Lot of blame dodging going on here lol
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Jul 25, 2022 14:28
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Horses Gambit
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Jul 25, 2022 14:28
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I'm gonna be the first to gently caress the chess playing robot!
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Jul 25, 2022 14:30
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No nerd robot's gonna tell me where I can or can't stick my fingers.
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Jul 25, 2022 14:35
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call me when a chess playing robot can break my rear end in a top hat
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Jul 25, 2022 14:49
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i've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to come up with a chess pun i don't think there are any
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Jul 25, 2022 14:50
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The queen can attack from the X,Y, or Z axis.
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Jul 25, 2022 14:52
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Jul 25, 2022 14:56
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sounds like he rushed the robot. he shouldn't have been russian
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Jul 25, 2022 14:57
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For adult opponents they install a flamethrower and a machine gun
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Jul 25, 2022 15:00
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STABASS posted:sounds like he rushed the robot. he shouldn't have been russian to be fair, the boy was en pissant
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Jul 25, 2022 15:01
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This robot followed the Air Bud principle I doubt it was given a rule that says you can't go full Clancy Brown to disable your opponent and win by forfeit
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Jul 25, 2022 15:15
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Jul 25, 2022 15:16
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must have been made by the same company as that drat negotiate with ukraine robot
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Jul 25, 2022 15:52
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Checkmate, human.
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Jul 25, 2022 15:59
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vudan posted:Checkmate, human. You're Berzerk.
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Jul 25, 2022 16:05
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Chrs posted:Lot of blame dodging going on here lol Lmao We have nothing to do with that ... eh ... "robot", as you called it. We don't even know where it came from or what it is or who put it there. Who is this even? This is a new phone, you have the wrong person. Ok, I''m driving into a tunnel now *makes static noises*
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Jul 25, 2022 16:38
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An American robot would cost 300 million and use quantum entanglement to break the child's finger
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Jul 25, 2022 16:57
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poor little guy
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Jul 25, 2022 17:10
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we must not allow a psychopathic chess robot gap!
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Jul 25, 2022 17:26
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EorayMel posted:"A robot broke a child's finger -- this is, of course, bad," Lazarev said. well hold on now lets wait until more facts come in before we jump to conclusions about this
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Jul 25, 2022 17:29
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Robot was hacked by gay nazi natos
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Jul 25, 2022 17:30
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Kid deserved it imo
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Jul 26, 2022 12:22
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sanctions work
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Jul 26, 2022 12:57
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more and more Russians are going to enter chess tournaments against robots so they can use the resulting broken fingers as a way to dodge military service
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Jul 26, 2022 13:04
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what I want to know is, how will the Biden administration respond to this obvious provocation?? we can not allow a finger-breaking chess robot gap. our national security depends on it.
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Jul 26, 2022 13:18
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dsf posted:what I want to know is, how will the Biden administration respond to this obvious provocation?? we can not allow a finger-breaking chess robot gap. our national security depends on it. biden admin defense contractors who cannot allow a finger breaking robot gap be like: 
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Jul 26, 2022 13:22
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Jul 26, 2022 13:29
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guy in front also captain hadley in shawshank redemption or am i just high?
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Jul 26, 2022 14:12
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Carth Dookie posted:guy in front also captain hadley in shawshank redemption or am i just high?
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Jul 26, 2022 14:21
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Someone doxed the kid and he is a total jerk so its fine.
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Jul 26, 2022 14:46
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execute the robot
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Jul 26, 2022 14:53
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Someone doxed the kid and he is a total jerk so its fine. yup. i read that the kid is a racist sexist imperialist transphobic pro-life libertarian nazi sympathizer......... i don't agree with what the robot did but the kid got what was coming to him 
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Jul 26, 2022 14:56
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he was no saint is what i'm saying
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Jul 26, 2022 14:59
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The kid was a Hunter Biden bio lab
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Jul 26, 2022 15:04
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I'm just saying maybe don't play chess with stubby little fingers that look like pawns next time. These kinds of situations can be avoided
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Jul 26, 2022 15:22
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If anyone from Cyberdyne Systems is reading: this is how you do it. Give the AI a board game first to see if it's evil. Don't give it atom bombs right away ffs
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