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Desert Bus posted:Ah, yes, the Invader Zim method. I’ve got a squeedlyspootch.
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Rebel Blob posted:
In ten years he's going to look exactly like Richard Lewis right before he died.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 21:17 |
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Paladinus posted:In ten years he's going to look exactly like Richard Lewis right before he died.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 21:22 |
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Rebel Blob posted:
I just came up with a viable business idea.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 21:30 |
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redshirt posted:I just came up with a viable business idea. Imortality or your money back!
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 21:51 |
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nice obelisk idiot posted:He admired Richard Lewis' locks so he got a worm encoded with Richard Lewis genes implanted in him, and is becoming part worm and part Richard Lewis with HRT glowup skin. Basically the perfect being The God Emperor of Buffoons
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 21:51 |
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freelop posted:Imortality or your money back! No sir, the opposite. An elite squad dedicated to taking out Immortals...
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 21:53 |
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They're kitchen string holders
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 22:16 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
It's cursed that I recognized those are the Little Rascals.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 22:19 |
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Rebel Blob posted:
Natural progression in 5 years:
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 22:53 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 00:02 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:It's cursed that I recognized those are the Little Rascals. Me taking a look at your old rear end:
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:33 |
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What the hell is that
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:37 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:51 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:He looks like he's turning into a Star Trek villain still laughin at this
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 03:57 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 04:31 |
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"It was originally for her mom's medical treatments, but, well..."
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 05:29 |
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are they okay? 🥺
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 06:27 |
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titty_baby_ posted:he just looks like he lost a few pounds and some % of his humanity "Draw Out True Strength"
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 09:27 |
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Lazy_Liberal posted:are they okay? 🥺
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 09:45 |
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Rebel Blob posted:
he dyed his hair and lost some weight? and hes spent how much?
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 10:02 |
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I appreciate the originality, but I feel that a lemonade stand makes for a lousy headstone.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 11:40 |
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Rebel Blob posted:
I just reread this and clocked to the fact that it’s not that he’s spent $2 million trying to delay his own death, it’s that he spends $2 million PER YEAR doing this. His son needs to poison his own blood pronto or steal the money and run.
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:I just reread this and clocked to the fact that it’s not that he’s spent $2 million trying to delay his own death, it’s that he spends $2 million PER YEAR doing this. His son needs to poison his own blood pronto or steal the money and run. I just looked it up and apparently his net worth is about $400 million, so at the moment it's bearly even dinting that.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 11:52 |
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Dude think, he's gonna live forever
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 11:55 |
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It's gonna be really funny when he dies in a freak accident like a car crash, or possibly an 'accident' like his son deciding that he's tired of being an rear end in a top hat's bloodbag.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 12:19 |
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Lazy_Liberal posted:are they okay? 🥺 I'm sure they're fine, everyone's fine, good, you good?
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 12:20 |
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CuwiKhons posted:It's gonna be really funny when he dies in a freak accident like a car crash, or possibly an 'accident' like his son deciding that he's tired of being an rear end in a top hat's bloodbag. I'm thinking it's either gonna be a freak gasoline fight accident or he accidentally snorts a full pound of cocaine
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 12:22 |
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Gets a fatal blood born disease from letting someone bite him who claims to be a vampire.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 13:02 |
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redshirt posted:I'm sure they're fine, everyone's fine, good, you good? im fine thx
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 13:26 |
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Bouillon Rube posted:Eh, better than having to watch “Antz” Yowch!
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 13:49 |
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dr_rat posted:Gets a fatal blood born disease from letting someone bite him who claims to be a vampire.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 14:05 |
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Supposedly his magic immortality routine involves diet management, exercise, and constant medical testing, and the blood nonsense is done with since there was no obvious effect. My guess is his routine adds maybe five years to his life by helping him avoid heart disease or diabetes, and then he dies of unavoidable natural causes anyway because you can't exercise away cancer or whatever. Even if he doesn't pull a Steve Jobs he'll probably die at an unremarkable age (for a rich guy, so like 100+ is still on the table).
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 14:55 |
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Why do you have to be like this
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 15:20 |
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Here: he will probably die from a nut shot.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 15:20 |
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He'll see a big titty lady and the sudden rush of blood will cause him to pass out and crack his head open on a juicero machine
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 15:23 |
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He’s got Covid lungs
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:12 |
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Kit Walker posted:He'll see a big titty lady and the sudden rush of blood will cause him to pass out Wait, is that not normal?
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:37 |
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Medenmath posted:Supposedly his magic immortality routine involves diet management, exercise, and constant medical testing, and the blood nonsense is done with since there was no obvious effect. My guess is his routine adds maybe five years to his life by helping him avoid heart disease or diabetes, and then he dies of unavoidable natural causes anyway because you can't exercise away cancer or whatever. Even if he doesn't pull a Steve Jobs he'll probably die at an unremarkable age (for a rich guy, so like 100+ is still on the table). Huh. No weird nonsense about not masturbating?
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