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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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thiccabod posted:

I'm a big fan of the one where 8% of men thought they could score a point against Serena Williams in a tennis match. Just outright delusional absurdity

If I was in my prime, I'm confident I could score a point against Serena Williams when she was an infant.

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Sep 10, 2007

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norp posted:

Every time you make the effort to recycle just remember that there is probably a trash truck in the developing world pouring garbage into the ocean as you do it

Metals and glass are actually pretty recyclable domestically. It's just plastic that gets "recycled" by paying a series of shell companies to take it and dump it in the nearest rainforest.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Laserjet 4P posted:



Would they be delighted or horrified at what this had become?

This is the Wearable Computing lab at MIT. They've been looking like dorks experimenting with wearables for decades. I'm 80% sure the guy on the right is Thad Starner; I ran into him a few times at Georgia Tech. He's a great person.

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Sep 10, 2007

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I want to know more about this image, specifically so I can avoid ever being in or near this situation.

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Sep 10, 2007

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People weren't as tall back then.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Crab Dad posted:

Strawberry grow absolutely bonkers in western Washington but we only get one crop per season compared to like California with 3-4.

I spent my summers on a farm in Watsonville CA gleaning them for oversized strawberries and eat them till I got sick. Then the gross dog would eat my strawberry puke.

I bought a hanging basket of strawberry plants at the local nursery in Seattle, and a couple times a week, all summer long, I was treated to one or two fresh ripe strawberries. Way better than the tomato plant I bought.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Turning and turning in the widening gay bar...

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Sep 10, 2007

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The wasps tidy up after themselves.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Hirayuki posted:

Crossposted from the funny pictures thread, relevant to the title:

Also my idiot cousin gave his daughter the middle name "Danger."

That's my sister's current middle name, but to be fair to my parents it's only because she changed it a few years back

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Sep 10, 2007

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His hands are free, he could just reach up and remove the carrot.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Oi! You’ll get me sausage and butter butties with pea wets and jellied eel when you pry it from me cold dead ‘ands!



It's an artistic interpretation of the flag of the Isle of Man

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Sep 10, 2007

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I think it'd be kinda fun hearing my friends talk about their jobs.

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Sep 10, 2007

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McGavin posted:

:actually: it was 13, but got raised to 16 last year. It was on the news when it happened because Japan reformed their sex crimes legislation for the first time in 110 years.

If I recall correctly, it was 13 nationwide but most prefectures had it set higher. I'd confirm this but googling "Japanese age of consent law" is a bad look

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Sep 10, 2007

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You know what they say about women with really big mouths.

they can yell really loud

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Sep 10, 2007

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quote:

Dr. Elke Cheung used digital calipers to calculate the length and width of Sam’s mouth to determine its maximum stretch.

After taking all measurements, adjudicator Spencer Cammarano averaged the data to confirm the final record-breaking total.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/7/meet-the-woman-whose-record-breaking-mouth-gape-went-viral-on-tiktok-669447

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Sep 10, 2007

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Takes No Damage posted:

Over 99% of them even have a place to put food! Bougie assholes :mad:





I hate it when I get taintburn.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Jamesman posted:


Except it is a grown woman talking about wanting to gently caress a dog from a cartoon for babies, so I dunno. Maybe the real curse is that most people don't make podcasts about it and just keep it to themselves.

As the father of a two year old, I've watched a loving lot of Bluey recently. Bandit, the father dog in question, is such a good character, and he's voiced by a legitimate Australian rock musician. She's making a big deal out of masturbating to him to get a reaction, but yeah, I understand the basis for her statement.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Aren’t those types of bunk beds usually made with wooden planks with gaps in between? How do they prevent the wheels from going into the gaps?


My college dorm had beds that look like that, and the platforms were solid.

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Sep 10, 2007

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I vaguely remember having a bottle of something like this at one point. I thought it was pretty okay.

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Sep 10, 2007

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I. M. Gei posted:


Personally I'd prefer NOT raping an animal or broadcasting it on international TV.

Don't worry about it, the pig is capable of consent and is explicitly down to clown.

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Sep 10, 2007

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Glottis posted:

it's very easy for me to imagine some person sitting on the porch with a beer saying "gently caress him/her", gently lighting a polaroid on fire, and tossing it into the brush thinking it was gone forever.

Also, looks kinda homegroan.

I thought so too, but I think it's a shoulders-up selfie of a woman wearing a tank top, with a shirtless man standing behind her. Maybe they were swimming.

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