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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Milo and POTUS posted:

here is something you cant understand

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. :respek:

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

King Carnivore posted:

That’s actually kind of what popularized them, so many men were getting drafted and coming home with wristwatches that they became commonplace and were seen as manly. That and watchmakers jumped on the marketing and started calling them trench watches. Calling things trench this and trench that became quite popular at that same time.

Getting some...vibes from your post/av combo.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

The Anime Liker posted:

Eminem, The Rock, Will Wheaton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Billie Joe Armstrong, Ben Affleck, and Cameron Diaz are all 2 years older than AJ.

Jones is a barely-functioning alcoholic and probably still abuses stimulants regularly. He is not a healthy man.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

St_Ides posted:

I thought they were called suicide knobs because having one on then getting in an accident is suicide, because it’ll get driven in to your chest. I guess that was pre airbags.

I have only ever heard of them called Suicide Knobs for that reason. I just learned the term Brodie Knob just now, in this thread. Most states in the US ban them due to the many safety issues that come with them.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
I'm not fanatical about a lot of things, but one of them is PB Max. It is a futile struggle, but a struggle I cannot quit.

I am a PB Max jihadist.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
My dad's cat growing up scratched off and ate the coating of photographs. She could seemingly smell them, and would sometimes aggro on people if they were holding photographs within in reach of her.

A cat my wife and I used to have ignored poultry of any kind but loved to eat paper.

My wife's cat has a thing for feet; he'll sit/sleep head-first in shoes, particularly my wife's shoes, and even moreso if they have been recently worn.

Cats are weird.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

I like that at the center of the labyrinth is a terlet.

A House of Leavings.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

davidspackage posted:

Show me this as you prepare to launch the nukes, I'll put my hand over yours as you press the blessed button

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

KafkaTM brand motivational products.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Skeleton Ape posted:

I knew this one guy from Florida who demanded his coworkers come up with a plan for nuking a hurricane

Wow. You knew a guy who worked in Trump's White House?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Yaldabaoth posted:



Cursed because even in the feminist column women still submit to their boss and go to church even if it is as preachers.

I had a student once (an adult, in community college) who once tried to tell me that the lyric, "I'm a thief, I'm a liar / There's my church I sing in the choir" was "nonsensical" because "Christians don't lie or steal. It's right there in the Ten Commandments." This was a non-traditional student in her forties. I was blown away by the parochial gullibility of the statement.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Poohs Packin posted:

Lol @ debating pearl jam lyrics at community college

I wouldn't call it a debate. She was complaining about some other student's tunes.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Faustian Bargain posted:

why do they all look like they have 13 year old heads and faces?

The answer, like in many of life's most terrible questions, is anime.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Hahahaha holy poo poo

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Can we just beat the poo poo out of people who flaunt their fetishes in public? That's the only way this poo poo is going to stop.

Here's an idea: gently caress off with your fascist bullshit.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Yaldabaoth posted:

So it's fascist to not want people to plaster cartoon porn all over their cars and clothing where anyone can see it?

No, it's fascist to threaten to beat people up over dumb poo poo that you don't like. gently caress off with this bad faith nonsense.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
My fetish is making bootlicking morons mad on the internet. :flashfap:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.


Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Frank Frank posted:

People accidents was what I was laughing about

We're potty training a two year old right now. Little kids are gross and dumb and it sucks. Piss happens.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

This is what I come to the cursed images thread for. To bear witness for the sake of future generations.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

By popular demand posted:

Great Boob #46:
Lord Horatio Nelson.
Getting shot with a musket, on a ship! Oh what a blunder!

10/10 Smokeshow Lord Nelson (the smoke is in the gunshot wound)

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

fischtick posted:

I worked at a video store in the 90s and we were the only place in town that rented porn ("skinners" in our parlance). On certain days you could get 5 videos for 5 days for $5.00 and that included skinners. Those tapes would come back and you could smell the cigarette smoke on them, in them. You could smell 'em from across the room. At some point, my boss was like "screw them, they'll pay whatever" and took the skinners off the 5 for $5 deal. Boss was right, they'd still rent 5 movies at $3.99 a night.

Skinners kept the store afloat. A couple times a year, I'd call this guy in New York and he'd ship us a box of 10-15 random porn videos for like $64. Most of those would bring in more than $1000 in rental fees in their lifetime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_p6jW1idjY

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Frank Frank posted:

Hahaha gently caress the eagles. gently caress their lovely toxic fans and their stinking shitpile of a city., Suffer forever you dumb bitches. Your team is trash and so are you. Eeaaaaattt my poo poo you garbagelords. Lmao. Aaaaaahahhaahahahaahha

You LOSE and it’s funny AF

Lemme get an Eagles lose probe. Suck my shittttttt

Philly losers eat an enormous fat dick lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru cheesesteak truck.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

This one can't be real, can it? Isn't Sandusky the Penn State pedo? JFC :psyduck:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

lol

There are so many accidentally terrible uses of quotation marks out there, why make any up? Boomers are out there churning that poo poo out on their own.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Tarkus posted:

It's no different than the phone book days when businesses would have names like "AAAAAAAAAAA Building Supplies"

There's a place in the industrial park where I work that I pass every day called AAA Tarps. I always read their sign as, "AAA! Tarps!" :ohdear:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Lt. Cock posted:

Check out this Hellraiser Hog Cranker



Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Do you want Dr. Manhattans? This is how you get Dr. Manhattans.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Cocaine Bear sequel looking great.

Railing Kill fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Apr 22, 2023

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Imagine two guys like that high-fiving each other

:sissies:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

*Breathes deeply* Ahh, that's the stuff. Good curses, fresh and zesty.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
I for one eagerly await service in the Butlerian Jihad.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Milo and POTUS posted:

A lot of contractors are loving degenerates and the builders ain't much better

My stepfather was a contractor that specialized in high-end finished woodwork. He was a salty old bastard, but a good guy. But he would incessantly complain for decades about how stupid and insane other contractors were. The only people he hated more than his fellow contractors were the rich assholes he worked for.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Antigravitas posted:

Anyone who tunes their drums like that is deserving of scorn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Happy Wheels sequel looking good!

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Takes No Damage posted:

Someone generate a 6.5 hour version and put it over Caretaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc

Oof that's rough to imagine, I cursed myself :(

I have read/watched a couple essays about Everywhere at the End of Time and I can't even bring myself to listen to the whole thing despite being super interested to do so. Dementia is bar none the most horrifying thing to me. Truly cursed 10/10

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

davidspackage posted:

*beats you* sorry
*beats you* sorry

I've been listening to CBC's true crime series Uncover and let me just say: the RCMP is indeed as bad as the FBI in terms of corruption, malfeasance, and mistreatment of marginalized people. ACAB

EhCAB, if you will

Railing Kill fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Aug 4, 2023

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

New Advance Wars game looking stellar.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

New Godspeed b-side sounding pretty dope.

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

I'm glad for the Fisted Kermit as a pallette cleanser because this post made me unspeakably angry and depressed.

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