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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Captain Hygiene posted:

I've come around to being ready to try the hamnana hollandaise. I could see the sweet/salty/sauce combo potentially working. I always have to doublecheck that it's baked though (which I think would help), since the photo looks like they just slapped some raw bananas in there.

if ur short on time just lay down some bananas, put some ham slices on it and spoon cheez whiz on top

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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Evilreaver posted:

I feel like a skilled photoshopper could get Loss out of this

they already did

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Yaldabaoth posted:

If you want to be interesting, you need to go out and have actual life experience instead of just sitting in your basement and tugging to pop culture all day.

depends what kind of interesting you're going for

trainwrecks are interesting but u wanna admire from a distance, not from inside the wreckage

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i want a hypnosis video that hypnotizes me into being able to get drunk from diet cokes

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

HOLY gently caress!!

That actually does look like a guy I know.

For real, not even making this poo poo up.

Don't think I've ever dreamed about him though.

did u contact the website

or at least get him some tweezers because hes almost got a full blown unibrow going on

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Elviscat posted:



Pope lookin' like a Final Fantasy villain.

fun fact the artist that made that made a full-size prototype out of styrofoam before doing the final product and got a nasty blood clot from inhaling all those burning styrofoam fumes

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



this owns because it implies that every argument is replaced with a bloody brawl

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Yaldabaoth posted:

This is what happens when you love crypto as a metaphysical concept instead of just using it as a way to make money.

Content:



new season of deathnote is going in an odd direction

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


my fetish is posting in a thread i barely engage with, checking for a few minutes to see if i get emptyquoted and then leaving either demoralized or satisfied

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



there is only one appropriate way to use those sorts of stickers imo:

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Azhais posted:

I went to a native casino when I was 18, played blackjack for an hour, won $20, and decided to retire at the top of my game and never went to a casino again*

* Other than to see Carlin once

i played 1 game on a vlt once because the buck hunter machine was occupied, didn't win anything

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i'd be stoked if i had a basement full of tiny land lobsters

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


do they massage your feet or massage you using their feet

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


just lol if any coffee makes u woke instead of having a crushingly powerful caffeine tolerance from drinking like 8 or 9 cups a day every day for years

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


AlphaKeny1 posted:

when i was 10 i was trying to use strength on a truck to get mew, not wondering whether i was gay for watching guys cum

when i was 7 i brute-forced the age protection quiz on leisure suit larry 1 and repeatedly died because i completely lacked the background knowledge required to solve a single puzzle

the game had a keybind for "boss mode" and instead of bringing up a sick bossfight it just made my screen look like a spreadsheet, i didn't understand the joke

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


mama mia

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


no its a clams big balls

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


blight rhino posted:

it's HER TURN, if you get what i'm saying. hubba hubba.


i feel sick.

horny is a land of contrasts

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


wesleywillis posted:

What is the "Man. Tr."?

Man training? Is that for the dudes?

Girls get home making class, guys get the MAN TRAINING??

TOXIC MASCULINITY GUYS AMIRITE?!?!

man train class

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Grey Cat posted:

Not gonna lie, I'd sift through some random old furry porn on an 8hr EP VHS Tape.
poo poo probably belongs in a museum of some sort by now.

i wouldnt

because i have a betamax like a normal person

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Blue Moonlight posted:

The sample available at that site is a hell of a thing.

Just in case one has any illusions at all about how a book like this might go, literally the first piece of advice in the entire book is to get swole.

to be fair if ur hot people cant see your red flags from behind your bulging biceps

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Takes No Damage posted:

I have negative fashion sense, I've been cycling through the same dozen flannel shirts every day since pre-Covid, but I would 100% have a dresser full of eyes or lenses in every shade and a bunch of pictures and icons for every occasion. It would take longer to pick out what eye to wear than to compose a playlist to listen to while I drive 5 blocks to the grocery store.

flannel is the pinnacle of fashion actually and distressed 4+ year old flannel is to go even further beyond

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


just lol if you don't simply hide your personal/financial stuff within a horrible nesting doll of folders brimming with weird porn

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i prefer corn nog

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Literally A Person posted:

I can only imagine the horror of getting way too drunk drinking this thing then vomiting eggo scented puke all over my neighbor's front doorstep.

its not as bad as u think but it did permanently bleach a patch of their front door

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



running out mid wipe and u have to push a new roll into position like a shithouse sysiphus

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


is this all of yall doing a bit or do they seriously not have butt bikes in america?

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Desert Bus posted:

Eggshells are great for snails but I suspect most of you don't breed snails.

what kind of massive weirdo doesnt breed snails???

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



it should be illegal to tuvix a cow like this

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Yolomon Wayne posted:

the "average human" panics when charged by a chicken, and runs in terror from a swan - and then theres people confident they could easily kill a wolf unarmed.
Just lmao.

i would throw a punch at god almighty but i will not gently caress with a goose

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



a weird nerd who never works out, armed with a sword from a mall kiosk, might just be the hero we need

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


post the bug cooling spray

explain the bug cooling spray????

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Tarkus posted:

Cools the itch from bug bites

this doesnt sound plausible

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Methylethylaldehyde posted:

"High Effort, productive sessions"
--We hosed.

"Manifesting big goals for our future"
--We hope she got pregnant.

not to be a contrarian but that post leads me to believe that these people have never and will never hosed

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


hawowanlawow posted:

kids room in divorced dad's lovely apartment



OP with more surreal extremely divorced atmosphere

https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/fOOZaBgath

crawling into the top bunk like im gordon freeman clearing the hvac ducts of headcrabs

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


steinrokkan posted:

Food grade? Are you a cuck to the nanny state? Food grade means they took away all the important nutrients and energies to keep you down!

drinking only unpasteurized raw peroxide to own the libs

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


how can a lion play football, they don't even have thumbs

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Frank Frank posted:

See that’s where you’re wrong. Their mascot is a furry named “Roary”



(No I’m not kidding. That is their actual mascot)

lmao what in the world

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Oscar Wild posted:

I'm gonna write a book report about this. Bought it on audible. gently caress me it's 11 hrs. This gonna take some time.



this is normal and good and anyone who says otherwise is a coward

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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


yes my name is leviathan, its a totally normal name

now let me introduce you to my family - shiva, ifrit and bahamut

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