The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 03:20

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:13

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

no wonder they were insane

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 06:14

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

it's a good looking pizza

i will retract this statement the moment someone clarifies that's actually ranch dressing on it.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 03:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

"medical intuitive"

# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 01:15

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Killer robot posted:

this is the one i was going to post if it weren't included -

Ghostlight posted:

I just want to mention that when True refers to 'beating and tarring and feathering' here, he's referring to a specific incident that came to be known as the Tulsa Outrage, where 16 members of the IWW (plus one innocent bystander) were violently rounded up by the police from the local IWW headquarters and promptly charged and convicted of vagrancy. That night they found themselves being 'transferred' back to the IWW headquarters by police when they were 'ambushed' by a local KKK sect who then took custody of the unionists and drove them out of town where they were stripped naked, tied to a tree, then whipped before being famously tarred and feathered, and finally as they watched the KKK burn all of their clothing in a bonfire they were told to never return to town.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 09:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Humphreys posted:

I paid $20 to see a Darude set and he didn't even play standstorm.

Wow that is rude

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 16:07

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Rad-daddio posted:

please don't tell me squart guy is a bad dude.

he's 100% enemy

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 16:08

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

yeah but have you tried strawberry milk on weed?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 10:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Y99GHQx.mp4

i appreciate how he reflexively goes to touch the top of the seat then thinks better of it

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 03:14

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Finally it's the Ideas Man's time to shine

# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 05:55

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Yaldabaoth posted:

fashion monster

# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 21:49

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Captain Hygiene posted:

Omg yes

# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 06:45

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Milo and POTUS posted:

I love all my dreams and sleep paralysis is fun as hell. I'm literally ralph

really good at sleeping?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2022 12:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

you gotta bing biden

# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 05:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

if ammo were bad for dogs why would cops keep giving them it

# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 08:14

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Frank Frank posted:

(Turn on your monitor)

oh yeah, there he is.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 12:15

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

koshmar posted:

It's Guy Mann

This counts as a curse I guess

https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1554437627612483584?s=20&t=JckL-QFziYqI1W_zLqXtJA

what a chaotic neutral poster.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 02:38

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

My Spirit Otter posted:

that was landerig

yeah that was the reference.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 12:48

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

It's definitely much closer to Tintin and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull than the cover lets on.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 09:26

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 02:48

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

levant configuration

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 03:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Jelly posted:

Can anyone here read Arabic (or whatever this language is in case I'm stupid)? I'm curious if it works or if they're trying really hard to make it work.

It's Arabic. The characters read in two rows (each 'square') and turn 90 degrees at the bottom. I think it works as a pretty minimalist stylisation of الدولة الإسلامية (Islamic State).

# ¿ Sep 28, 2022 01:32

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Oh you got me.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2022 02:04

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://twitter.com/bigcontentguy/s...agenumber%3D689

wow what an oof

# ¿ Oct 11, 2022 04:44

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Master Twig posted:

New York city only has like, 1 alleyway.

A subway is just an alleyway for trains

# ¿ Oct 18, 2022 01:14

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Karate Bastard posted:

Forums poster: It's German, that should tell you enough. Don't look it up.

Me: *click* it is lol

# ¿ Oct 19, 2022 04:07

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

cult_hero posted:

Life for instance. It's always fatal.

cures often are for the disease.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2022 04:35

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Teratrain posted:

That's Limmy. I'd make that face if I was Limmy.

if you were limmy that would just be your face.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 04:20

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Yaldabaoth is the gnostic devil, the false god of chaos that traps souls in the physical realm to torture them through existence, the main character of the Bible masquerading as a loving God in order to further divorce people from salvation. Lovecraftian gods can only aspire to that level of shitheadedness. He also cameos in Lovecraft's The Horror at Red Hook (the horror is non-whites)

# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 05:20

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

excellent ragdoll physics

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 00:30

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

pyf bong

# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 00:38

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

`Nemesis posted:

nah, he's a racist piece of poo poo, correct thread

Tbf Pharaoh should've let his people go.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 05:24

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

the music is mariah carey's "all i want for christmas", if that is enough to qualify for you

# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 00:38

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

agreed, bbq is clearly the best flavour.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 05:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

No, it's a meme reference to Adam Levine's text messages to his mistress.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 11:34

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ultrapeakschris/status/1591872052805660672

Cool

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 12:03

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Humphreys posted:

What is that?

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 12:27

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Refrigerating my entire logistics chain because there might be chicken poop on the part of the egg I throw away.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2022 07:09

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

ManBoyChef posted:

we are just going to have to throw wave after wave of ourselves at them dying on their spikes until they are either extinct or we are./

ah, so we're going with the covid strat again

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 23:21

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:13

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

that seems a really good way to get a full body workout 4-5 times a week.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 22:58

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